Revised! Guess what, I should be putting the first chapitre of the prologue up soon too! :3

My pinky is twitching again. Hey why don't you guys go give out free rice? freerice DOT COM

OH AND THERE WILL BE A BIT OF OOCness at the end, so sorry for that. Watch for a psyco Cloud.

"TALKING,"
'NOTE'

Several months later, after Zexion's wangtabulous birthday, it had reached the month of October. It also marked an one year anniversary for his arrival.

At the moment, Zexion, Demyx and Vincent were discussing the very important matter of what they should be for Halloween, it being only a few days before said holiday.

Vincent decided on being either a turk, or a cool video game character named Nero the Sable (He's my fav character from Dirge of Cerb; I like him even more than Vinnie, and that saying something x] ).

He eventually decided on both. He would dress as a turk, yet have Nero's mask and messy hair, and have his arms pulled over his shoulder for lack of use, once again like Nero.

Demyx decided to be a Nudist! Poseidon ("How the hell are you going to do that?" Vincent asked. "I don't know, but either way it will be cool and-" Give Zexion an erection to last a lifetime," Vincent began laughing, causing Zexion to turn as red as Axel's and spray him in the eyes with hairspray).

Zexion, not having much say in this of course, was going to be a chocobo. He had said (Wrote a note) that he wanted to be Sweeney Todd, though.

"But Zexy you love Chobos, don't you think you'd want to be one?" Demyx asked him, raising an eyebrow.

'no.'

"But-"

'no.'

"B-but!"

'NO! SWEENEY TODD, DAMMIT! Please.'

Demyx sighed, "Ok...Fine! You can be your stupid Sweeney Todd,"

So, six days later, they got into their costumes and went trick and or treating( Zexion and Axel did all the tricking, but Zexion somehow managed to get the most candy out of all of them).

But…Before that…

-Vin POV-

-hours beforehand-

Zexion, at the moment of Demyx's 'mood swing', had been changing into his costume somewhere yonder.

In other words, the bathroom.

"Vincent?" I looked at Demyx while fixing up my arms.

"Yes?" It was muffled though, seeing as I had a mask on that covered my forehead, nose, mouth, and well…most of my face except huge areas around my eyes.

"…Do you think that Zexion actually loves me? Or that he's just…using me for his own happiness? Since you know, that was the reason he came here anyway..." He looked ridiculous, but I could see his point.

Zexion is the kind of person to do that kind of thing…But to Demyx?... No.

Right?

Too bad Demyx didn't notice Zexion behind him, listening to everything he was saying.

His reaction sure as hell was a great way to find out the answer.

Demyx was tackled to the ground by Zexion not a second later, and backhanded.

"Don't you dare say that I don't love you!" He roared. We all sat there in silence for a while, time seeming to have frozen. Zexion climbed off of Demyx and stormed out of the house, hands fisted, bloody barber's knife in hand.

Wow, that sure as hell is going to scare some little kids. If I saw a pissed off Sweeney Todd stomping around with a shaving knife with real blood,(Pigs blood, pigs blood! He ordered it online) I'd piss my pants.

Ok, no I wouldn't, but I'd be shocked.

But even more shocking than that, was obviously that he had…Spoken. But seeing as he was ridiculously pissed off, as he did in fact scream that, I highly doubt he'll be saying anything else sometime soon.

"Demyx?" I asked a while later, maybe fifteen minutes.
"Yea?" He asked through his tears.
I sighed. "Let's just... Go to Axel and Reno's."
"Yea..."

We finished getting ready, Demyx only having to jump into the shower for a quick second. I suggested that he should put a weird cover up on himself, like maybe a creepy smiling Mickey Mouse mask (Molesty Mouse) or something, but he declined.
At first.
He took my suggestion, and actually did get a very creepy Mickey (Molesty) Mouse mask and strap it on his crotch.

Afterwards,
we finally went to Axel and Reno's. Though it was in silence, we both knew that it was best nothing was said. Knowing that Zexion would be either there, or candy-snatching already (With the mood he's in, I bet he'd be threatening them with his razor if they didn't give him a lot of sweets), we decided to walk rather hastily.

Once there, we got quite a shock; we walked in on both Reno and Axel doing each other.

Demyx yelped, and I just rubbed my temples.

"Where's your costume?! And where's Zexy, is he here?" Demyx asked for me, since you know, I kind of couldn't.

"Yea, he's in the back having a meltdown," Axel said, once they made themselves proper.

Demyx gasped, "What? Oh no…"

"Oh, hey guys, Zexion's out in the back asleep. What did you do to him? He practically ran into the house looking ready to raise hell. Then after a few seconds of being pissed a weird look of realization came over him and he looked horrified and started sobbing like a small abused child, ("Not funny!" Demyx hissed) thus him now asleep in the corner of the backyard," Leon had appeared, that being what he said.

Demyx looked at the ground in shame.

"I—I suggested the idea of him not really loving me… Like, only using me for his own mental happiness…" He said, it being almost inaudible.

There was silence for a few moments, before Axel broke it.

"But why would that piss him off?"

"Why wouldn't it? He really does love him, and plus, he actually heard him say it," I told them, and they all turned their gaze to Demyx.

"So what'd he do?" Cloud, this time.

Demyx coughed before answering this time.

"He punched me, and told me to never say I don't love him. It was then that he ran off…"

"Oh…Wait, what?" All four other males, Leon, Cloud, Axel and Reno, asked in unison.

"Yea…"
"Wait! Why… Why would he be a sniveling idiot then?"

None of us had an answer, but Leon hit him across the back of the head.

"He probably realized what he had done, and must loathe himself for it," I explained, having temporarily taken my mask off.

The next thing we all knew was he had run out to the backyard, no doubt to find and comfort his Zexion.

X-x Dem POV plz x-X

Once I had reached the backyard, I immediately began searching for my sleeping Zexion.

I almost instantly did, and once I did so I charged over to him, accidentally crashing into him. He awoke with a squeak, not a second after I fell on my butt, his whole body between my legs and my arms embracing him.

He slowly looked up at me, and I noticed that he seemed to be shaking in what seemed to be fear.

"Oh! …Don't worry, I'm here," I told him, nuzzling my cheek to his. "What are you afraid of?"

He didn't answer nor fail to notice my wince of pain from the bruise that had formed from his punch.

He gently rested his hand on my face, and I put my own hand on top of it.

I gently gave him butterfly kisses all over his cheek, causing him to turn a cute pink and to grin ever so slightly.

But then, a neighbor's dog began barking like mad, causing Zexion to panic. 'So that's what he's so afraid of… I sure hope that it's a natural fear of dogs.'

"Hey, hey, shhh, it's ok," I reassured him.
"… I'm… I'm sorry. I shouldn't have thought that," I told him, hugging him even closer to me, if possible. He laid into my hug, a small smile on his face, which disappeared when the dog began barking again.

"Hey, SHUT UP!" I screamed at the stupid thing.

We just sat there for a while, Zexion, whose eyeliner was now ridiculously smeared, falling back asleep.

I watched Snorkel pace around the backyard for a while, and an idea popped into my head.

I softly nudged him awake, "Hey, want to ride Snorkel?" I quietly asked him, and he nodded, grinning like a dork.

I helped him up and we wandered over to Snorkel, who seemed already attached to Zexion.

"You're officially the God of Chocobos!" I told him, and he merely blushed while he climbed onto Snorkel.

I sat on a swing while I watched Zexion and Snorkel trot around; Zexion lying with his cheek on her head, his arms wrapped around her neck, his eyes closed.

"Hey! Todd, Poseidon! Let's go snatch some candy and scare the shit out of little kids. Rude's here now, doesn't he look fuckable?" Reno shouted from the arcadia door, gesturing to a toga-clad Rude.

Zexion turned his head to him and gave him a :3 smile, before nodding vigorously.

I stood up and ran to the chocobo, helping Zexion off.

We got our candy bags (Zexion's being a lavender pillowcase with an Ultra! Adorable Eeyore on it, it saying 'I need a hug' on the side) and joined the others outside.

Roxas had showed up, and he and Axel were conjoined to Reno's hip, literally. Reno was a huge magnet, and both Axel and Roxas were big fluffy chocobo chicks.

Cloud was the Heath Joker. He was so good as him that it was horrifying. Leon was the Dark Knight because his voice was gruffer. (1)

-Several hours later, and we have ourselves a hyper Zexion (And maybe a day or two after the revision and we have a whole new story on what happened during the trick or treating!)-

Well it's true! He got the most candy out of all of us, and ate a lot of it.
A lot meaning all of Cloud's, Leon's, Rude's, Vincent's, Saïx's, Xemnas', Xaldin's, and Vexen's! (Not Lexaeus' though. Shocking, right? Lexy has a sweet tooth!)

"Zexion, you're acting like you've never eaten candy in your life!" I giggled.
"Axel, his parents fed him once a week. Candy? Ha! His step-parents are strict dentists… Only allowing like, one skittle a day, so-" Vexen was explaining. He had been interrupted by Lexaeus' cell going off, and announcing that it was in fact, Zexion's step parents.

"Hello?"
"Lex, honey, I know you're somewhere with Zexion! You better take his candy away from us!" His mother yelled. "Um…" Was all Lexaeus said, before holding the phone in the air, so that she could hear the psycho Zexion zooming around the house, laughing like a manic.

There was a loud gasp on the other end of the phone, which Lexaeus put on speaker.
"How much did he have?! Who all is there?!" She screamed.

It was at that moment that Reno and Axel came crashing back in with a couple of kegs.
"Who is that?! Did they say kegs?!" She panicked.
"Mrs. Ishida, we are having a small Hallow's Eve after party. Do not worry, Zexion will be perfectly fine. Good night," Lexaeus explained, then hung up.

Reno and Axel set the kegs up in the middle of the floor, there being six in all.

Zexion claimed one to himself, lying under it and letting the tap just run into his mouth.
When we tried to move it away from him, he latched on with his hands, him being under it(duh), and was also dragged.

When he finished the whole keg (by himself!:O), he seriously practically had a heart attack. Not used to this much… Spazz?
But luckily, Larxene zapped him with something and that somehow saved him.

But it really wasn't until he fed some beer to both Snorkle and Mitsu, and when he got his hands on his paintball gun, that we had to panic.

Mitsu, still being a bit little, was going fucking insane, running around in circles. Snorkel kept following people, spitting on them and such.

Zeku was all like, bouncing off of all the drunken Demys and the stoned Renos and everyone else! It was really exciting until I got hit in the ass a couple times by rainbow paintballs.

Everyone was horrified, and nobody knew what to do… Until THE DEMYX came along!

I threw him down and fucked his brains out! Thrice!

So in the end, there were a few (gigantic!) holes in the walls, and chocobo and Zexion tracks.

X-x-X 3rd POV plz X-x-X

In the morning though, Vincent wasn't very happy to find two chocobos eating random things in his kitchen and living room.
He shooed them outback and lifted his arcadia door back up.

"Demyx, You have your own house. Why did you not go and screw there?" He asked the now waking Demyx.

"Well, for one thing, I lost the house key and for another, I've been naked all night and had to rid my poor Zexion of his killer erection. Plus it made him settle down," He explained once he was more awake.

Vincent only sighed before smiling slightly, and glancing over to his sleeping friend, curled up on top of Demyx.

"He said my name this time," Demyx said after a few moments of silence.

"What?"

"He said my name as he came. All three times! The first time, he made no noise at all,"

"Ah,"

"Yyyyup,"

"Mmhm…!" It wasn't Vincent who said this, nor was it Demyx.

Both mentioned look to Zexion who was smiling, genuinely, his eyes still closed.

"Zexion?" Vincent asked.

"Yes…?"

"You're voice sounds better now that you've gone through puberty," He chuckled. He began actually laughing though once he saw the blush adorn Zexion's tired face, and when he was flipped off by the same person.

Demyx began laughing too, before he lifted his head and gave Zexion a passionate kiss.

"Hey. Stop it," Vincent playfully snapped. "Fuck each other on your own time,"

"You're right. Let's get everyone together and have a celebratory huge breakfast made special by Vinnie," Demyx giggled as he stretched some more. "And then a huge orgy afterwards!"

"Excuse me?" Vincent asked.

"Yea, that'd be nice… How about skittle soufflé, or maybe just a skittle and ham sandwich?" Zexion suggested, sitting up now as well. "Hmm, or a skittle omelet," He added.

"Hey, Zexy?"

"Yus?"

"Why the sudden…?"

"I HAD A DREAM," Zexion said, over dramatizing a weird version of MLK's speech.

"That I was going to be saved from the hell I had been born into, and find a happy family to live with… Then grow old with my lover and have dozens of kids that had my eyes and my lover's nose and…!" He bowed repeatedly, naked as the day he was born.

"But men can't get preg-"THEN GET A DAMN VAG! Because there's no way in hell that I'm getting pregnant! You are the woman!" He snapped, poking Demyx's nose.

Demyx just laughed before picking Zexion up like a koala again, both still nude, and walking out the front door to manually grab their friends for breakfast.

"We expect a full skittle gourmet banquet when we come back, our dear Sex Vampire!" Zexion said, saluting him with a wooden spoon.

"Whatever, the skittles will melt when I- Oh I give up. Just tell Cloud and Leon that you jacked Snorkel, and Axel and Reno to go naked to the karaoke club in Canada!" He shouted back.

"WILL DO!"

Axel and Reno's house: Who answered the door: Rude. His reaction: neutral. Party gathered: Axel, Reno, and Rude. Message: "We're on strict orders to tell you two to go to Canada, sing karaoke naked and piss on yourselves to ward off moose!"
Cloud and Leon's house: Who answered: A very nude Leon. His reaction: … Their reaction: ! :D. party gathered: Cloud and Leon. message: "We have taken Snorkel hostage. Skittle orgy at Vin's"

Xemnas' house: Who answered: Saïx. His reaction:! Their reaction: …! Party gathered: Saïx and Xemnas. Message: "Orgy at Vin's. Bring paperclips."

Marluxia's house: Who answered: Vexen. His reaction: ! Their reaction: !? Party gathered: Vexen and Marluxia and a potted plant. Message: "We are the flower Nazis, skittle orgy at Vin's."

Xaldin's house: Who answered: Luxord. His reaction: Howdy! Their reaction: …:D howdy. Party gathered: Luxord, Xigbar, Xaldin, Larxene. Message: "you all sleep together? Flower burning at Vin's with skittle orgy afterwards"

Sora and Roxas' house: Who answered: Riku. His reaction: ZzZzZz Party gathered: Sora, Riku, Roxas. Message: "just shut up and come both to and at the skittle orgy"

Yuffie's apartment: Who answered: her dog, Gibbles. His reaction: food plz. Their reaction: :D hey buddy! Party gathered: Yuffie and Gibbles. Message: "Skittle fuck at your boyfriends'"

Watergate Hotel: Who answered: Security. Their reaction: SDKJFHSDLHGLK! –keyboard smash- Their reaction: Oh shit! Run, run the fuck away! Party eventually gathered: Lexaeus. Message: "Hurry up let's go let's go let's go!"

(A/n: I think I missed a few… Oh well.)

"Talking Zexions, naked karaoke and skittle banquets, oh my!" Sang an over excited Yuffie, as she, Demyx and Zexion, and all of their other friends walked down the street back to Vincent's house. Cloud looking the most relieved as he had thought he had truly lost his Snorkel. Oh, and both Marluxia and Leon and Xigbar joined Demyx and Zexion in their naked escapades.

Lexaeus had to carry Xigbar, since he had been tazered in the ass by security at Lex's hotel.

"Holy shit," Zexion commented as he looked at the nude Leon.
"PAWS OFF, SENSITIVE BACON CLAM!" Shouted a protective Cloud, how immediately leaped upon Leon's shoulders and threatened everyone with Zexion's wooden spoon. Every chance he got, you would hear a 'clonk!' coming from Zexion's head as he was hit with a spoon.

"Oh, holy crap…" Said Vincent, when they arrived.

"I think I blew my foot off!" Sang Zexion.

"Not what I meant, Achmed," Vincent sighed, but chuckled nonetheless.

While they were out and about, Vincent set up a huge table that fit everyone, and gone out and bought McDonald's. He had even stuck skittles in all the pancakes, butter, syrup, sausage muffins and such.

They all ate their rather interesting breakfast joking with each other and stuff, laughing when Roxas hiccupped and a skittle flew out of his mouth.

When they were all done, they did in fact have that skittle orgy, minus the flower burning.

They took all of Zexion's skittles (including the statue of him; they took a picture of it first) and shoved them into a blender so as to make enough fore-play sauce or whatever.

Once that was in order, everyone had a fantastic super orgy with skittles!

"Demyx?" Asked a panting Zexion, who just orgasmed for what seemed like the twentieth time in the last two days. (He was close; it was his twelfth! –shot-)

"Yea?" Demyx asked him back, kissing him again.

"I love you,"

-End-

Epic.

It's done. THUH ENDUH. I was going to have some epic journey to an insane asylum where Zex meets the oh so quirky Patch Adams but…Meh. Now comes the prologue! I bet you're all so excited!-/sarcasm-

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