Random April Fools Story with Emmett and Bella...I was bored. Disclaimer: No, I'm not stephenie meyer, so I don't own these characters. Emmett and Bella at home, while Edward hunts. What could go wrong? Either one-shot or two. Review!
I sat up from Edward's bed quickly when I heard a crash downstairs.
"Ah, dammit!" I heard Emmett yell.
Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Alice, and Rosalie had gone hunting, and I was stuck with Emmett and Jasper.
Though, Jasper was somewhere in the park for some odd reason.
Maybe making an army of mutant vampire squirrels.
So, sadly, it was just Emmett and I.
What could he possibly be doing?
"Emmett!" I called while taking my time on the stairs.
That didn't stop me from tripping, though.
I bruised my arm and scraped my thigh.
"Mm, great." I muttered.
"Bella?" I heard Emmett shout to me in his booming voice.
"Are you alright? I smell blood."
"Yeah, Emmett. Just fine. Fell down the stairs."
"Well that's too obvious."
I groaned and rolled my eyes.
"Don't be a bitch, come into the kitchen." he laughed.
He was being a meanie.
"Should I be wearing a helmet?" I asked.
"Eh, with your cooridination, probably."
I was in a bad mood today.
One, because Edward wasn't here.
And, two, Edward couldn't save me from Emmett.
I slowly walked into the kitchen.
"Oh GOSH!" I yelled, smiling.
The kitchen had changed.
It was blue, pink, orange, red, green. All colours of the rainbow.
And all sweet candy and sweets.
"Eeek!" I squeaked as I saw some purple cotton candy.
"Do you want some Bella?"
"YES!" I yelled, and began running.
I ran into a wall.
It was Emmett.
After hitting him, I fell to the floor.
I groaned, rubbing my forehead which really hurt.
"For what?!" I complained.
"I can get it. What colour do you want?" he asked.
I thought for a moment.
"The red has the smell of strawberries for some reason..." he trailed off.
Obviously, he wanted me to pick the red.
He pulled it off the shelf.
It looked delicious.
I ripped it open and stuffed it in my mouth.
I kept eating it, and it tasted so good.
It tasted different, but amazing, since I hadn't eaten it in like, five years.
I hadn't noticed Emmett watching my every bite, holding his breath.
Well, that's just Emmett for you.
"Mm!" I moaned.
All of a sudden, everyone came home...except Jasper.
"Bella!" Alice called.
She gave me a huge hug.
Edward walked over slowly, and did the same.
Then gave me a huge kiss.
Though, he pulled away to let me breathe.
He sniffed the air, and I saw Emmett's mouth twitch at the corners.
"Bella..." his eyes narrowed down at me.
"Does my breath smell too much like sugar? Sorry, I could wash it o-" I was interuppted by Edward attacking me with kisses.
"Edward!" I gasped.
"Love, you smell..."
I pursed my lips.
"Mmm, boy do you smell." I cocked an eyebrow in confusion, as Emmett and Alice burst out laughing, rolling on the floor.
"I smell?" I gasped between kisses.
"Mm, yes. You smell, no, you taste like your blood. I can't control myself."
"EMMETT!" I jumped up and tried to attack him.
"Aww, APRIL FOOLS BELLA!"
"DAMN YOU EMMETT!"
He had put my blood in the cotton candy!
Just so Edward would attack me.
For April Fools.
"I'm home!" We heard Jasper at the door and screamed as a whole bunch of mutant squirrels jumped on us.