3Armageddon at Hogwarts
O.K. this is something that my friends and I made up because we love to roleplay as the Marauders. So this is bound to be a really funny story, but updates may take awhile because we can't be working on this constantly. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or any other characters. Those characters are all part of the genius creation of J.K. Rowling.
Chapter 1
(Location: James' house during summer break)
JamesSirius Remus
O.K. summer is supposed to be fun.
I miss Snivelly.
Yeah me too. We always did have a lot of fun with him.
Prongs, that sounds so dirty.
You should talk.
If you're referring to the Inga Samuels incident… she came onto me.
Too much info.
What?
Dumb ass.
I'm offended.
You should be. She didn't even like you. She was just using you to get to me. Ha ha.
I hate you.
I know. I'm better.
You wish.
Whatever.
Prongs, you know what I've been thinking? This is our last year at Hogwarts.
You're right. We should put our name on the place.
Exactly. We owe it to the school… and the teachers.
Yes of course.
But how?
We need more tricks.
Come on. We've used every trick known to wizard kind.
Let's invite Moony and Wormtail over.
Moony,
Come to my house… or be killed! Just kidding, but come to my house anyways.
Prongs
(P.S. Make sure your "random" homework that you give yourself is done before you get here. I don't want to look at it.)
My dear Prongs,
The teachers give us homework. I wouldn't give myself homework. I'll be over in 2 days. In case you've forgotten, the you-know-what is tonight. See you in 2 days.
Moony
Moony,
I totally forgot. Have fun. Don't forget to bring your trunk and everything you'll need for school.
Prongs
2 days later
O.K. Moony we need help.
I've been saying that for years.
He means we have a problem. We can't think of pranks to pull. It sucks. I'm rather afraid.
I'm afraid for you. I honestly never thought I'd see this day. But what makes you think I can come up with anything?
Oh right. O.K. Pads what should we do?
Haven't we already done this? We couldn't think of anything. WE NEED HELP MOONY!
So you want me to give you prank ideas? That's new… If you really have exhausted every wizard prank in existence, which I don't doubt you have, you could always turn to muggle pranks. They may be primitive by your standards but it's something no one would see coming. Oh crap… I can't believe I just suggested that.
No that's perfect. But how do we get them?
Isn't there a street of Muggle shops near the Leaky Cauldron?
Yeah there is. Just don't go there in your robes.
Do you have a problem with the way I dress Moony?
Yeah he does. Ha ha. So we can go tomorrow. It's O.K. with my parents. They said we could do whatever. Hey…. I know where the fire whiskey is. Want some?
Yay! Don't give some to Moony though. I'd hate to see him drunk.
Shame on you for even thinking I would drink. You're both lucky I don't report you to McGonagall.
Well how are you going to report us to McGonagall if we're not in school Moony?
Why must you be logical? I'm the one who is supposed to be logical.
Well it looks like he beat you to it.
Obviously. (Scowls)
Mwahahahahah!
I'm scared. Prongs becoming logical may be more than Hogwarts can handle.
A logical prankster. That's an oxymoron.
Duh! You guys don't know me at all do you?
It's like he never met you Prongs. Wait… is that a dinner call I hear?
Shame on you Padfoot. Is food all you ever think of?
Of course it is. Honestly Moony, do you know me at all?
Yeah my parents have been cooking all day.
YAY FOOD!