37Disclaimer: I own no character and no song that may occur during this Q&A chapters. But I do own my self, YAY! I say regretably that I do not own my friends, they own themselves, and I did change their names on this. Sorry I took so long to update, I was busy writing stories to go on Quizilla...
Mizuki: Hi!
Inuyasha: ?
Mizuki: Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
Seshomaru: Have you gone crazy?.0
Mizuki: (gives him a cookie) No shit sherlock, here's a cookie for figurin' dat out. hehehe
Kagome: Did you take yout meds.?
Every one: O.O
Mizuki: Hehehe, maybe.
Inuyasha: Holay She-it, she's off her meds!
Seshomaru: Duck and cover! Duck and cover!
Mizuki: Shut the hell up you piece of Khara (shit in arabic.) You're givin' me a head ache
Seshomaru: You shut up, you annoying peice of Chikusho (shit in Japanese)
Mizuki: Make me you, Yebnen kelp (arabic for son of a cencored)
Everyone: O.O
Seshomaru: Mechi Baka
Mizuki: Kelbeh
Seshomaru: Urusai Gaki
Miroku: I already know Ima brat, and I will not shut up you Kanith
Seshomaru: Yura.
3 hour later...
Mizuki: Man Gahba
Seshomaru: (pants) yo-you- (faints)
Mizuki: nice come back gay ass.
Miroku: O.e
Sango: O.O
Shippo Kagome and Inuyasha: ...
Mizuki: Damn, he gave me a head ache, I'm still on a hangover from this pill deprivation. Any ways, before we get started on the Q&A, peoples can you pwease check out boysareadrag's new story, boy in a bag and a shovel in my hands. Now Sango, start the Q&A.
Sango: (sighs) First reveiwer is Inuysha fan2789 and she asks/says first:
HA! I'm back again! And I'm honored to be in your hate club you guys =P
Mizuki: Yay! that makes four!...I think, I'm really bad at math...
Mohamad and Hassan(guy friends): (comes in) You in advanced algebra with us, smart.
... anywho, I have a dare for... InuYasha! I dare you to sing "Daddy Wasn't There" from the Goldmember movie... kinda ironic ain't it since daddy really wasn't there?
Inuyasha: I fuckin' hate you all, first the rap, now this...
Mizuki: Just do it-
Kouga: -you pansy.
Mizuki: (knuckle touches with Kouga.)
Inuyasha:Daddy Daddy wasn't there
Daddy Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy Daddy wasn't there to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
Inuyasha fan2789: (comes out of no where)(snickers)(leaves)
Mohamad: WTF?
Hassan: Does this happen often?
Mizuki: Exponationaly...
Inuyasha:When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
Mizuki: I didn't know you were catholic (sp?)
Seshomaru: That must be the worst joke I have ever heared, just shut up.
Mizuki: (sticks out tounge) That wasn't the joke, this was. (kicks him in the shins)
Seshomaru: X'.
Inuyasha:When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
Find More lyrics at .com
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy wasn't there peace
Mizuki: X'O That's so true.
Seshomau: Since when does she care about Inuyasha?
Sango: She's off her meds remember?
Inuyasha: If you got a Daddy issue, here's a Daddy tissue
Mizuki: Ah, (takes tissue) (blows very loudly into it)
Seshomaru: You don't have father iss-
Muroku: She. Is. Off. Her. Meds.
Inuyasha: D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
They say it's just a fact, but I've a dead beat dad
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I'd sit in my room and cry and I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, Daddy
D-A-D-D-Y, peace
Mizuki: WHOOTTT! T.T THAT'S SO TRUE! WWWHHHOOOTTT!
Everyone exept me: (crickets chirp)
Mizuki: WHHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTT!
Everyone 'cept me: ¬¬
Kagome: Ok...Well, the next-
Mizuki: WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOTTT!
Kagome: The next reveiwe-
Mizuki: WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOTTTTTT!
Komgome: The next reviewer is-
Mizuki: WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!
Kogome: Will some one please shut her up!
Osama(cousin): (come in and trys to takle me)
Mizuki: Get off of me you twillight hater!
Osama and Mizuki: (wresles)
4 hours later...
Osama: (manages to get pills in my mouth)
Mizuki: (mumbles) You. Son. Of. A. 'Itch. Mo, you are in charge of these dumbasse-(falls asleep)
Mohamed: Yes!
Inuyasha: Did you give 'er 'er meds?
Osama: No, her mom just said to give her these sleeping pills, she hasn't slept in 3 days and has been driving her insane...Anyway...(leaves)
Mohamed: You heared her, I'm in charge!
Hassan: And I'm also incharge!
Mohamed: (In a whiney voice) NNNNNooooooo, she said I was in charge
Hassen: Well I'm helping.
Mohamed: Nooooo
Hassen: Yes!
Mohamed and Hassen: (Get into a slap fight)
Kagome: The next reveiwer is Numb Anime Chick
Pretty much every body: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shippo: HI!
Kagome: she asks/comments:
... InuYasha rapping made me LAUGH! XD Huh. I don't have questions.
...
But I have dares. :)
Every one: NNOOOOOOO!
Inuyasha: Who's gonna make us?
Mohamed and Hassen: (stop fighting)
Mohamed: don't even mess with me dog ears, you think Sar-Mizuki was hard on you, you don't wanna see what I'm gonna do to you
Mizuki: (mubles in sleep) Is that a torcher challenge Mohamed?
Muroku: (while their fighting, runs off to the bathroom)
Mohamed: Just for that Dog Ears, read the next Q! Or dare..what ever.
Inuyasha: Why would I lisen to a weak human like you?
Mohamed: (Cracks out whip)
Mizuki: (mubles in sleep) That's my whip you theif. Your almost as bad as Youko!
...
Inuyasha: The next dare from Numb Anime Chick is:
Kagome- I dare you to spike Miroku's drink with Viagra (thanks to Hiei for that ¬¬), tie him up to a bed with indestructable ropes, and make him watch po(r)nos for fifteen hours.
Mohamed: I'm not exacly sure what Viagra is, but I'm guesing it's like something to make them sleep?
Kagome: Worse.
Hassan: Here you go (gives her some Viagra) I found it in Mizuki's desk, in a bag marked 'For Hiei, Inuyasha, and Miroku'
Inuyasha: O.e
Kagome: (Spikes some lemonade.)
Miroku: (comes in)
Kagome: Here you go Miroku, want some lemonade?
Muroku: Ah, Kogome, always so polite. Thank you very much. (takes a sip)
3.
2.
1 and 1/2.
1 and 1/4-
Miroku: (falls)
Kagome: Wow, I can't believe that worked.
5 minutes later...
Kagome: Ok..I have him tied with indestuctable rope..now what?
Inuyasha: Well. I think JJ ment for it to be male porn...He's only like it if it is porn made from women...
Seshomaru: Where are we sopose to get it?
Inuyasha: Why not check Mizuki's room?
Mizuki: (mumbles in sleep) Shud'dup dog-face. You all should check that gay-asses room..(points lazilly toward Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: F*ck you!
Mizuki: (still asleep) stick and stones will brake my bones-but words will hurt forever.
Kagome: I'll just go to the store...
1 hour later...
Sesshomaru: Where the hell is sh-
Kagome: (comes in)
Mohamed: 'Bout time. He's in the other room with the tv..
Kagome: (goes in, plays it, comes out, closing the door behind her)
A few seconds later...
Muroku: (on the other side of the door)...Wha-what the f!ck? Where am-Oh my God! Oh-oh my God!
~insert barfing noices~
Inuyasha: O.O
Sesshomaru: O.O
Shippo: ...
Muroku:Holy crap! Please turn it off!
Hassan: You of all people whould know crap isn't holy..
Inuyasha:(burst out laughing)
Muroku: I think I'm gonna-Oh no!
Mohamed: Any way...Kagura read the next dare.
Kagura: ...
Hassan: Please?
Kagura: Sure. The next dare is:
Kaede- I dare you to smack Kikyo (sorry Kikyo)
Mizuki: (sits up stait) Hell yes! I'll go get the bit-Kikyo!
3 hours later...
Mizuki: (comes in with Kikyo) Sorry, I couldn't 'member where I barried her.
Hassan: (Shoves Kaede toward Kikyo)
Kikyo: What is it little sister, Mizuki said it was VERY important.
Everyone 'cept me and Kikyo: ¬¬
Kaede: (slaps Kikyo)
Mizuki: WAIT! Can you do that again? The lens caps on the camera was still on.
Kaede: (slaps Kikyo)
Mizuki: (burst out laughing)
Every one else: o.e
Kikyo: I'm gonna f!ckin' kill you Kaede (Gets held back by Mohamed)
Mohamed: Holly shit she's strong!
Mizuki: No sh*t sherlock. (grabs a metal base ball bat)
5 minutes later
Mizuki: (holding a bloody baseball bat and panting heavily)
Inuyasha: O.e
Mizuki: Hassan, can you take this and go barry it? (hands him a bloody garbage bag the size and shape of Kikyo)
Hassan: O.e Surreee...
Mohamed: Why don't you ask me to do anything?
Mizuki: Because you lazy ass always says no.
Mohamed: True...
Aand Shippo- I dare you to sing the Doom Song (from Invader Zim)
That's all. Buh-bye for now...
Shippo: Sure! What's Invader Zim?
Mizuki: Invader Zim, branded as Invader ZIM, is an American animateed televistion series that was produced by and subsequently aired on Nickelodeon. The series is centered around an alien invader named Zim who is attempting to conquer and/or destroy a dark and satirical version of Earth at some point in the future. Zim's schemes are usually foiled by his enemy Dib. Dib is a paranormal enthusiast who cares about saving humanity and seems to be the only person aware of Zim's intentions.
Kagome: Wow.
Naraku: Yes. That must've actually taken some thought to produce...
Mizuki: Hehe, not really, I just re-typed it from Wikipedia.
Hakudoshi: re-typed? You know you can copy-and-paste right?
Mizuki: ...dammit...
Shippo:Time to sing the Doom Song...
Doom de Doom de Doom
Doom Doom Doom
Doom de Doom de Doom
Doom Doom Doom
Mizuki: Whhooooottt! Go Gir!
Seshomaru: Dang it, is she still off her meds?
Hassan: (sigh) No, sadly that is how she usually acts...
Inuyasha: (sweat drop) Yeah...we know...
Kouga: (takes review paper) The next Q is from Charliechick
Okay, here we go...
-Kirara: Did you have a secret love affair with Momo form Avatar?
Kirara: Meow!
Mizuki: Aww, how cute! So how's Sango and Anng taking the knew that they're gonna be grannys?
Kirara: meow MEow!
Mizuki: Ah, they don't know yet...
Sango: O,O You know how to speak demon cat?
Mizuki: Yeah, why?
Everyone 'cept me: (anime fall)
-Rin: Go into town and jump onto someone's back (Make sure they don't notice) and stay there for atleast 15 minutes or until they finally notice. If they're not friendly, bite them.
Rin: Ok, ma'am
~In town~
Rin: (Jumps on Osama's {cousin} back)
Osama: (walks around for about 15 minutes)
Random person name Paul: Yo, dude, there's a kid on your back.
Osama: What the-Who are you?
Rin: Hehe, Charliechick from Mizuki's Q&A dared me to do this!
Osama: Get off of me you lil' booger.
Rin: (Bites him)
Osama: AH! I'M GONNA HAVE RABIES!
Rin: (Gets off and comes back)
Mizuki: Hehe, I got that on tape!
Naraku: Does that thing ever run out of tape?
Mizuki: ...Maybbbeee...
...
-Inuyasha: Dye your hair brown, get Kagome to help you to make plates, put on a 'lil blue checkered dress, get Shippo to be your dog, wear ruby slippers and sing 'somewhere over the rainbow' in front of everyone, especially Sesshoumaru, Kouga and Naraku.
Inuyasha:...cencored you all...why the cencored is it always me?
Mizuki: 'Cause like me, they hate you. Now off to Marcy's (brothers gf) to get your hair dyed.
17 hour later...
Inuyasha: (Comes in)
Mizuki: What took so long?
Inuyasha: She's phyco.
Mizuki: Naw. Why do you think I sent you to her?
Inuyasha:...I hate you...
Mizuki: W/e. Kagome, braid his hair...or plate, whichever, it's two different words for the same thing.
4 hours later...
Seshomaru: You could have told us you didn't know how to braid hair...
Kagome: I can do it...Just one sec...and...There!
Inuyasha: (has cracked out braids/plates)
Mizuki: ...works for me.
Naraku: Heh, where does he get a dress?
Mizuki: Just look in Amir's(brother) closet.
7 hours later...
Inuyasha: (comes in panting with a dress on)
Kagome: What took you so long?
Mizuki: Yeah, I already got Shippo a leash and coller.
Inuyasha: Pant. I had. Pant. To go to. Pant. Seven diferent stores. Pant. All across. Town. Pant. Then these gangsters tried to steel my clothes. Pant. Then, I got chased by cats. pant. With VERY large claws.
Mizuki: Aw...Suck It Up.
Inuyasha: O.e
Kouga: Where're your slippers?
Inuyasha: O.e
7 more hours later...
INuyasha: (comes in) Pant. Pant.
Mizuki: Not even gonna ask.
Inuyasha: Good to me. Why don't you just stop talking for like...ever.
Mizuki: Why would I do that? Then I couldn't annoy you. So, start singing!
Inuyasha: (death glare) Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?
Everyone 'cept Mizuki: (applauses)
Mizuki: (burts out laughing with a video tape in hand)
Hakudoshi: You really like black mail don't don't you.
Mizuki: Yep! X)
-Nobunaga (that guy from anime episode 8 and manga 19-22): Come and dance with me! :D
Mizuki: Oh, I 'member that pansy, I didn't invite him.
Seshomaru: ...
Mizuki: Fluffy! You go get him.
Seshomaru:...
Mizuki: (holds up macheti and raises eyebrows)
Seshomaru: (leaves)
Mizuki: Yeah, thats what I thought. I own all.
Mohamed: No you don't. =)
Mizuki: T.T I know. I don't own animes, I just boss around the charecters.
2 hours later..
Seshomare: (comes in with Nobunaga)
Mizuki: What took you so long?
Seshomaru: When I went up tp him, he thought I was going to eat him.
Nobunaga: Hi Mizuki!
Mizuki: Yo. (knuckle touches with him)
Inuyasha: I thought you said he was a pansy?
Mizuki: Yes, I did. Your point?
Inuyasha: ...
Chairliechick: (comes in) Hi!
Mizuki: Yellow! (plays big fat duck music)
Charliechick and Nobunaga: (starts dancing)
15 hours later...
Charliechick: (leaves)
Nobunaga: (leaves panting)
Mizuki: Righty oh. I think Muroku is done in there...we kinda went over the 15 hours...
Kogome: Oh yeah oops.
Inuyasha: We haven't heared him complainin' for a while...I think he's dead...
Seshomaru: I secound that.
Mizuki: I hope so.
Muroku: (comes out panting) I. Pant. F'in'. Pant. Hate you all. Pant.
Mizuki: We hate you too. X) Anyway, the next reviewer is Bookreeder. She says:
I'm back this ones for Inu- Did you relize that your name means FEMALE dog demon how does that make you feel? Inu- dog Yasha-female demon
Seshomaru: (snickers)
Inuyasha: O.e
Mizuki: I'll take that as a no...
Ok I'm borred so this dare is for Naraku: Where a pink flowerly dress and ask Sessy out.
Sess you have to say yes
Oh and please up date soon!
Mizuki: Hahaha. He're Naraku! (hands him a pink floowery dress out of nowhere)
Hassan: Where'd you get that?
Mizuki: Out of nowhere. Nowhere is always fully stocked.
Sango: ...You know...you'd think that one would get use to this by now but...
Mohamed: It really dosen't
Naraku: (In a pink flowery dress: gets on one knee) Fluffy, will you go out with me?
Seshomaru: No-
Mizuki: (death glare)
Seshomaru: I couldn't say no.
Seshomaru and Naraku: (Leave with a paper saying: Just dating, on their back)
Amir (brother): (Come's in)
Mizuki: (In a demonic voice) Get out!
Amir: It's a free country
Mizuki: Yeah, but I own you.
Amir: ...(leaves)
Mizuki: Mmmmkay that raps up todays chapter/episode! Don't forget to review and ask questions to me or my friends or the characters of Inuyasha dead or alive!Sorry if it ain't that funny. I'm having a stpidity block. I always am when one of my annoying cuzins are over. An-OMG SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!1
Shadow: Oh cencored! (runs)
Mizuki: Shadow! wait! (chases after him) Don't make me get Jasper to give me a ride!
Shadow: (from a distence) Leave me alone! I already got a restraining order on you!