63OMG! I CANT BELIEVE IT! THE SECOND OVA OF KIREPAPA CAME OUT. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! Shunsuke is so hott. It doesn't follow the manga but it still kicks ass.
OK Chapter 5! Sorry it took forever to update… I was grounded, twice! T-T What the hell! I'm 18, legally an adult, I can buy cigarettes, porn, lotto tickets, sleep with men twice my age and I get grounded for two C's on my PROGRESS Report, not even the actual report card! -_-… anyways, enough of my rambling.
In this chapter: Confessions, a Lemon, yada yada yada. I feel kinda relieved now that I'm here. The next chapter is probably going to be the last one. A few people asked me to continue the story after where the manga left off and I was tempted but… the way the manga left off made me really hesitant. The reason being, I can't stand stories where it takes so much for the two people to finally be together and then have that ripped from them because of some misunderstanding. When a couple gets together I want them to stay together. I know it's kinda picky of me but that's the way I am so…
Warnings: Yaoi LEMON (FINALLY!), mentions of ItaSaku (seriously I'm not a fan of this pairing… it's simply out of necessity), and language.
Disclaimer: ehh why should I say it? You all know that I don't own it because you yourself do not own it either and have to go through this tedious task often enough. If I did own it I wouldn't be here, I would be in Japan cackling maniacally while I draw chapter after chapter of SasuNaru-ness.
-Chapter 5-
"SASUKE!" the name was screamed out into the seemingly empty Uchiha home. The blonde man whom had screamed the name slammed the front door closed (it had been surprisingly unlocked) and ran up the stairs.
The door he was looking for came into view and he launched himself at it. It opened with a bang and slammed into the wall.
"Sasuke!" He exclaimed upon seeing the man he had been searching for sitting calmly at his desk. The teen had a pencil in his hand and was apparently doing homework. He looked up from his work and gazed at the man indifferently before sighing.
"Uzumaki-san, breaking and entering is a crime" he placed the pencil down and stood up. The blonde panted in reply, not caring.
"If you have no business here then I suggest that you leave." He motioned to the door, eyes unfeeling.
Naruto winced, not only had Sasuke referred to him as 'Uzumaki-san' (something that had never happened in the many years that he had known the teen) but he had never looked upon the blonde with absolutely no emotions before. They stood in silence, cold onyx eyes meeting concerned cerulean.
"Why are you here Uzumaki-san?"
Naruto bit his bottom lip. "Sasuke, why have you discontinued the "Avenger" series?"
The teen scoffed.
"Of course" he spoke more to himself than to Naruto "after two weeks of avoiding me, running away when I came to visit, you finally come to see me and the only reason is Satsuki Ueha." Naruto felt his chest clench and his heart give an audibly 'ba-bump'. "Like a love sick puppy you follow your idol" the teen smiled bitterly.
"Sasuke that's-"
"I told you to leave" the teen's dark eyes seemed to suck all the determination out of the blonde.
"I…" his shoulders slumped. "Sasuke, I was worried."
"Worried? You were worried…" he scoffed "for Satsuki Ueha. Oh how very devoted you are" his onyx eyes rolled with sarcasm.
"Sasuke please, you must understand-"
"Understand!? I understand perfectly, Uzumaki-san, you're in love with someone who doesn't even exist." His onyx eyes gazed upon the blonde man coldly.
"Sasuke-"
"I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE!" his cold demeanor broke and he looked upon the older man with sorrow and anger. He could break a thousand hearts with that look. Naruto could feel his own heart give a dull throb.
Then suddenly, Sasuke was moving forward, his long legs bringing him to stand in front of the older man.
"Don't you see, Uzumaki-san, if you stay here much longer I won't be held accountable for my actions." The teen laughed callously "and you were always so worried at what would happen to Sakura, when all along it was you who you should have been worried about" without warning he pushed the older man against the wall behind him. A burning hand ran up Naruto's arm and latched onto his forearm while the other hand gripped the artist's chin, forcing him to look into the eyes of the man he had fallen for.
"Sasu-"
"This is your last chance to run Uzumaki-san, if you don't, who knows what I might just end up doing to you" a few seconds passed and then the teen's eyes turned dark 'time's up'
With an abrupt popping sound, the top three buttons of Naruto's shirt were launched across the room. Sasuke's hands hastily undid the rest before the shirt was tossed aside.
Naruto was pulled away from the wall and shoved onto the bed unceremoniously with an 'oomph' before two pale hands were already attacking the front of his jeans.
"You're not giving much of a fight, Uzumaki-san" the teen said amused, and then he chuckled "if you don't resist me with conviction, I will rape you" (1)
"Shut up you insane bully!" the blonde squirmed, cerulean eyes blazing "You're stronger than I am!" he shoved at the brunette but no progress was made. The artist tried frantically to escape the grasp of his captor, his chest pounding and his head throbbing. How could this be happening to him? Sasuke wasn't like this, he wasn't a rapist. This wasn't his Sasuke.
"Sasuke!" the blonde's jeans had been unbuttoned and a groping hand had been set loose within the confines of his pants. He had been avoiding the youngest Uchiha because of Sakura. He had needed to protect Sakura… and here Sasuke was touching him, caressing him, feeling him up! He was ruining everything!
"WHY do you even think I was avoiding you in the first place!? Do you know for whose sake I did this!? If you continue then that will have all been for NOTHING!" he sat there panting after his sudden outburst. Sasuke had stopped his exploration of Naruto's body; he looked upon the blonde with calculating eyes. The older man could practically see the cogs moving around in the teen's head.
"…Exactly what did you mean by 'for whose sake I did this'?" onyx eyes narrowed and the teen's voice steadily rose "... Are you telling me that there is a different reason than the one I concluded as to why you have been avoiding me?" pale hands gripped his shoulders in a bruising hold.
"I-I…well that is…I mean" the blonde stuttered, fear rising within him. "Well… you see- the thing is… I'm Sakura's father and you're her best friend. Th-the sort of relationship that you want" he blushed "is-is just betrayal" he looked away from the Uchiha hovering above him.
"I get it" Naruto looked back up at the teen, eyes bright with joy and relief "which is why we'll keep it a secret" 'ok not exactly what I was thinking'
"That's not possible, Sasuke! She'll see it in me. She has always been perceptive of what I do. She'll figure it out because of how much I watch you. I look at you so often a blind person would notice. Not to mention how I'll ask her about how you're doing. It makes me deliriously happy to know anything about you. Hell, I started dreaming about you! And you know what!? I even realized that all along, all this time, I have been subconsciously painting you!" the teen raised an eyebrow. It was true, it had turned out that Satsuki Ueha hadn't been his only inspiration for the 'Uzumaki Chronicles' and 'Shippuden'.
Right under his nose, in almost every single painting, Sasuke stood in all his glory in the form of the raven haired shinobi that fought Naruto's blonde shinobi (or as he had also noticed was himself). He finally understood all the paintings now, why they seemed almost familiar, why they fell out of him as if they had all been pre-painted. It was because he had lived it; his paintings had been his five year-long war with Sasuke!
"That's why it has to end, I have to forget all of this-this- this thing between us" his face set into determination and he placed a hand on Sasuke's chest, pushing the younger man off of him. He threw his legs over the side of the bed and stood up re-buttoning his jeans. His eyes moved across the room in search for his discarded shirt.
"Ok" Sasuke's voice floated to the older man "I'll agree to forget it all". A smile crossed Naruto's lips and he turned to thank the teen "but… I would like it if you told me how you felt about me. This is my last request, then after that I'll forget… for you, Naruto"
The blonde almost shivered, Sasuke had said his name. It wasn't Uzumaki-san anymore, hell he even dropped the normal suffix, he wasn't Naruto-san, just Naruto. Relief poured into him, he would be able to move on, Sasuke was letting him go and allowing him to live his life without complications.
"Do you promise? You really will forget all of this; your infatuation, your lust, your… whatever it is that you feel about me?" he smiled at the young man.
The only response he received was a nod.
"Well then I would have to say that… I love you, Sasuke" the blonde spoke as if he was talking about the weather. His pink lips pulled into his most innocent smile ever. He didn't notice the wicked grin that spread across the teen's face. "Well since there is nothing else to say, then I guess I'll just be going ho-" the older man's voice was cut off by a pair of lips on his. Azure eyes widened comically and the man thrashed about.
The brunette pulled back, his onyx eyes seemed to have a tint of red in them. He looked absolutely animalistic and it made the blonde's breath catch.
"Sas-Sasuke! What the hell are you doing?!" Naruto pushed against the chest that held him hostage. "I- I thought… You said tha-"
"I lied" the silky voiced flowed over Naruto like mist. Ice ran down his spine. "I love it when you're so naïve. It's a part of your appeal" the teen teased, his hands once again pulling off the man's shirt. All the blonde could do was watch, jaw slack and mouth hanging open. 'that little!'
"You bastard! I'm gonna ki- hey! Stop that!" Naruto slapped away the hand that had slowly been unzipping his pants for the second time that day. Why the teen was so obsessed with getting him naked he would never know. "How dare you trick me!? I thought you had honor!" his eyes narrowed at the young man pinning him to a desk.
A sensual smirk slipped onto Sasuke's face and with a sweep of the teens arm the homework he had been doing earlier fell to the floor, accompanied by a pencil jar and a lamp. With a slight 'umpf' from the blonde, the teen had Naruto sitting on the desk with a disgruntled frown.
Don't be mad Naru-chan" Sasuke teased. The older man glared harder, 'chan' was worse than 'Uzumaki-san'. "Now that I know how you feel then there is no need for us to wait any longer" with an abrupt movement he lifted the blonde's hips and pulled his unzipped pants down, they fell to the floor without a sound.
"what do you mean 'us'? I sure as hell haven't been waiting for anything!" he snapped, he was too pissed to notice that he had been stripped to only his boxers. That didn't remain so for long, with deft fingers Sasuke had the article of clothing around his ankles and on the floor only a second later.
The only response he received was a low chuckle that had him biting his lip from gasping. Naruto's fingers clutched at the wood beneath him as the youngest Uchiha sat in between his thighs and placed a feather light kiss on the inside of his knee.
"Whe-n did I get nake-ah!?" an errant tongue gave a sudden sweep up the inside of his thigh as groping hands pulled his prone body forward, his rear barely being held up by the surface of the desk.
Long ashen digits waltz up and over his calves and gripped, raising his limp legs and placing the soles of his feet atop the backrest of the teen's chair. A distinct heat traveled across the blonde's chest and plummeted to caress between his open legs. A breathy moan escaped his lips as he felt his body react to the brunette's proximity.
Pale moistened lips parted and Sasuke's head dipped down; blonde hair jerked violently as Naruto's head was tossed back, a silent scream was ripped from his throat.
"Sa-Sasuke, don't… Sakura-ah!"
"Sakura isn't here" and he once again lowered him mouth to wrap around the blonde's length.
"Nng… sto-stop" no response. Thoughts began to trickle out of the older man's mind and he slowly descended into a mess of moans and groans.
"Sasuke…"
Sasuke was pleased to see the older man giving in, if the fingers threading though his hair had anything to say about it. His tongue ran along the underside of his love's need before letting himself swallow the erection. Hips moved forward to accomplish more contact and the younger man allowed it. The salty taste stinging the back of his throat didn't bother him, as long as it was Naruto.
In truth Sasuke had never been with another man. The thought of finding someone who had similarities to the older artist had crossed his mind a few times but he had always stopped himself before such things controlled his actions. Instinct moved his hands and regulated his tongue. A sharp tug on his scalp had him instantly pulling away, fearing that he had done something wrong. He gazed up at the blonde from between his legs questioningly.
"I… was about to…" he let his voice fade out, a deep blush covering his round cheeks. The brunette licked his lips slowly, letting the man on his desk watch, savoring his lover's essence.
"That was the idea" he spoke, amused at the shudder that ran up the other's spine. He gave the blonde one last smoldering look before dropping his head back between the older man's legs, ignoring the shocked cry of "Sasuke!"
Sasuke moaned around the length in his mouth, reveling in the whimpers he received. He sucked softly and tightened his lips, his tongue running along the underside. Naruto moaned loudly but, as if he suddenly realized something, he quickly covered his mouth to muffle his sounds.
"no one's home, dobe" he had pulled enough away to murmur this before he returned to his ministrations.
With a sudden light scrape of his teeth and a choked groan from Naruto, the blonde came. The younger man could feel the thighs on either side of his head twitch, spasms of his post-coital bliss.
The teen pulled back, wiping his mouth, and watched his slumped lover. The blonde's eyes had glazed over; a pale peppering of pink covered his cheeks and a layer of sweat had formed across his chest. He could have sat there and looked upon Naruto in this state but his own need moved him into action. He stood and lifted the blonde's legs away from the chair and let them hang over the side.
"Wha'doin?" the tanned man slurred, his mind still not working correctly from his high.
"hn" it wasn't actually a reply but he didn't know how to exactly tell the naïve man the things he was about to do, so he wiped the man's next thoughts away by starting to remove his own clothes.
Naruto flushed when the teen pulled down his pants to reveal his tented boxers. Sasuke watched amused as azure eyes glanced down at the tent with hesitation and could only chuckle when the blonde glanced back down to his own length, which had erected in response.
The brunette leaned forward between the older artist's legs and captured his lips again, he let his hands discretely grab hold of his hips and pulled him off of the desk. Their bodies finally came into full contact and both men gasped at the intoxicating feel of skin on skin.
With a rapid movement Sasuke had his blonde turned around, tanned arms holding onto the desk top, displaying his lovely behind to the hungry eyes of a hormone driven teen. With one fair hand, the younger man held a curvy hip while the other hand slipped three fingers into their owner's mouth. His tongue wrapped around the digits until they were suitably moist. They were pulled from between his lips and placed against his lover's entrance.
A shocked noise came from the older man's chest and his head turned to look back at the teen, his face clearly asking 'what the hell are you doing?' Sasuke ignored the look and placed kisses along the expanse of his back, a single finger probed the man's entrance before it slithered inside. He felt the muscles around it stiffen and he saw the man's frame tense.
"Relax" he murmured against his skin and began to slowly move the appendage in a thrusting motion. He pressed against the man's inner walls a few times before pulling all the way out and adding a second finger, causing Naruto to hiss. Azure eyes glared back at him, lips parted as he panted softly.
"Teme" he growled "that fucking hurts" 'not as much as it's going to hurt' the teen thought, amused. Soon a third finger joined the first two and now the blonde was biting his lip, soft whimpers of pain escaping him. Tan hips shifted, trying to escape the pain, and Sasuke's fingers instinctually hooked. The blonde froze and Sasuke suddenly became afraid that he had really hurt the man. He started to pull back when Naruto cried out in protest and pushed his hips to sheath the brunette's fingers again.
"Don't!" he gasped out "right there. Do it again" Sasuke did as told and smirked when he received a loud moan. Soon the hand was withdrawn and another cry of protest rose from the blonde. The brunette chuckled and pressed his mouth against the man's ear.
"This will hurt, just relax" he gave the man's hip a reassuring squeeze and wrapped his hand around his weeping erection to spread his pre-cum along his length. He pressed against the blonde's prepared entrance and pushed.
A scream rent the air but Naruto didn't pull away. He let his head fall forward and panted quietly.
"J-just do it. Don't go slow" he tightened his frame in preparation. Sasuke nodded even though the blonde couldn't see it and with an abrupt movement he was sheathed completely. He grunted, spikes of ecstasy shooting through his gut. He waited, listening to his lover's whimpers and strained against his need to move.
"Nn… Sa…suke!" the teen's restraint snapped and his hips pulled back before he could stop himself and launched forward. The resounding slap of flesh made both men gasp. Sasuke slowly found a rhythm punctuated by grunts and pants. His grip on the man's hips tightened and he raised them and with a shift of his own hips Naruto moaned "there!" his voice triumphant and labored.
Sasuke memorized that spot and made sure to hit it with each thrust. Now both bodies moved; pressing, thrusting, gyrating, anything to reach completion. Naruto's arms lost their strength and he let himself slide forward, chin resting on the wood of the desk and blunt nails digging in.
So close, he was so close. He moved faster, rhythm lost. Tan hips rolled back violently and Sasuke's head was thrown back, a silent scream shaking his frame. He thrust back with the same force, striking just the right spot and for the second time the older man came. Muscles contracted, shuddered, and after a few more thrust Sasuke followed with a cry of the blonde's name.
The wall beside the door of Sasuke's room was very interesting. The cream expanse stretched seven feet on either side of the midnight blue door. A picture of, presumably, the whole Uchiha household had been placed in a simple black frame and nailed to the interesting wall.
The family in the picture was the epitome of perfection. A gracefully aged woman sat in a lovely white kimono, raven-black hair pulled atop her head in an elegant bun. To her right and somewhat behind her stood an intimidating man, the wrinkles on either side of his mouth could have been laugh lines if the man hadn't looked like he had never laughed a day in his life. He wore a black haori with matching hakamas to contrast with his wife's white. Directly behind the woman stood the weasel himself. Itachi's stern face proved his dignity as the heir of the family and his tall stature imposed power in his dark blue ensemble that resembled the clothes of his father. Sasuke stood to Itachi's left, his face stern as well but held a soft inner innocence. His left hand rested on his mother's shoulder and one of her own hands rested upon it in return. The clothes he was adorned in matched Itachi's in every way and even sported the same Uchiha crest fan on the collar.
Yes very interesting indeed… well apparently to Naruto Uzumaki considering the fact that he had been staring at it for the past several minutes with a shocked expression on his face. He most definitely had never seen a wall such as this.
Onyx eyes rolled at the sight of the blanching artist. The teen should have known the man would have a mental break down after so willingly giving up his body to a man eighteen years his junior!
After Sasuke had settled down from his orgasm he had dutifully carried his mush-for-legs lover to his bed and had laid him into the soft confines of his Egyptian cotton sheets. The man had dozed for a total of fifteen minutes before coming to. Azure eyes had glanced around before things settled down into his slow mind until he stared horror-stuck at the wall next to Sasuke's door, occasionally muttering "got swept away", "I was tricked", or the teen's favorite "I've been deflowered".
As amusing as the ramblings of a "deflowered" thirty-five year old man were the brunette began to worry greatly for the mental stability of the man he loved.
"Naruto-san" he opted for the gentle approach "won't Sakura be worried as to where you are at the moment?" A pair of beautiful eyes snapped to him at the name of his daughter.
"Sakura…Sakura!? NOW you take the time to think about Sakura!? I have been worrying about her for the past seventeen years, even more so these past few weeks, and NOW after… after…" his eyes fell upon the desk he had been draped over not an hour ago and his cheeks flamed "y-you decide to finally think about her?" his voice had weakened as the man took on a defeated look.
The brunette looked on a few moments before he stepped forward and dropped himself onto the bed to take his love into his arms. Naruto buried his face into the broad chest and let his fingers grasp into the shirt Sasuke had put on.
"I'm- I'm just so afraid that I'll hurt her. She means the world to me and I know that if she were to find out that her best friend and father were having a relationship than she would feel betrayed. I mean" his looked up into onyx eyes "what if she questions your friendship and thinks that you were just using her to get to me? What am I gonna do, Sasuke!?" his smaller figure trembled and Sasuke had to restrain himself from seriously rolling his eyes. His dobe was so naïve that it bordered on stupid. It was about time to set the man straight. 'first things first'
"In truth I was using Sakura to get to you" it was said so casually that it took a few seconds for the words to be registered.
"WHAT!? Sasuke you bastard ! How dare you use my Sakura-chan! I'll kill you and then put your head on my mantel to warn other's of what not to do!"
"You don't have a mantel" was the emotionless reply.
"I'll have one built" the blonde said through gritted teeth.
"It was a mutual thing"
"How the hell is having a mantel built mutual!?" A headache was forming behind the teen's eyes, he pressed against the bridge of his nose for relief.
"I meant the 'using' part"
"What exactly could have Sakura gained from you using her!?" the man still seemed adamant on yelling.
"My brother"
"Uh-" Ahh sweet silence. The older man tilted his head, questioning.
"All this time you have been worrying about me or any other guy that Sakura brings home when the one that was the real threat went un-harassed by you. Here let me explain it to you." He pulled the older artist to sit back in front of him (he had stood up in his anger) and looked him into his eyes, making sure he had his full attention.
"When I was thirteen I heard a rumor from the older guys that Sakura Haruno's father was so beautiful that he could make even the straightest guy, gay. At first I chalked these rumors up to being just frivolous chatter of the masses. Of course that was until even my own brother became interested in the famous 'Uzumaki-san'." A confused look from the other man had him explaining. "He had seen you with Sakura at a school festival and had been intrigued. So… that spurred on my own interest, and being a man who does not 'deal in the shadows' I approached Sakura straight out. I had told her that I had heard the stories and that I wanted to see if they were true and she instantly understood. You may be naïve to your own appeal but Sakura, most certainly, is not. I would have willingly paid her for a glimpse of you to feed my own curiosity as compensation, but it turned out that whilst my brother had become intrigued with you she had become smitten with my brother." At the blonde's disgusted look the teen smirked.
"So a deal was set, for one time being invited to her home, therefore meeting you, I would then in turn invite her to my house one time. As you can guess one time was not enough for either of us. Eventually we did become friends and now you see the product of two thirteen years olds' plotting." He sat still, letting the information sink in.
"Wait… so Sakura has known how you felt for me all along!?" and single mindedness wins out again.
"Essentially, yes"
"Why me?" the man groaned. A pause, then "but why the hell have you been telling me all this time 'we won't tell Sakura' ?"
"I told you that we wouldn't tell her about our relationship. She knows how I feel for you but not how you feel for me"
"How can you be so calm about this? You're pretty much telling me that for the last four and a half years, you have been plotting with my daughter to get into my pants!"
"More than just your pants" it was blunt but true "I am calm because as you have said, I have been plotting this for four and a half years"
"And Sakura, how is her side of this thing working out if your brother is after me too?" a wicked grin crossed the brunettes face.
"Haven't you heard? Apparently Sakura punched him, you remember that part right? His initial view of her has been changed. He likes it when he is opposed, it shows that they have a backbone and he looks for this aspect in a potential love interest. He is now actively seeking her out and she isn't putting up much of a fight in saying no" he watched amused as several emotions passed across the other man's face.
"That- that BASTARD!" he was up on his feet (still completely naked, mind you) and started to walk towards the door "backbone, I'll show him backbone… once I rip out his own" he was stopped by a hand around his wrist and he was spun and pressed against the wall (yes the interesting one).
"She's happy now. She had been hurt when she caught him trying to" he paused, obviously angered for a moment "kiss you. She called me crying, pained by the fact that no man seemed to even see her when you were in the vicinity and guilty of being envious of you for the first time in her life." Naruto bit his lip, eyes becoming moist. Sasuke knew it would hurt the man to know that he had caused his daughter pain. He wavered for a minute before slumping in Sasuke's hold.
"If he so much as make her cry then-"
"consider him as good as dead"
"humpf. Damn bastard Uchihas and they're persuasive ways. You people could persuade countries to go to war!"
"I know, which is why we work with weaponry (2)"
-
"Hey Sasuke?" the teen nodded at him to confirm that he was listening "you never explained to me why you decided to discontinue the "Avenger" series" Azure eyes gazed up at him. After Naruto had finally given in Sasuke had thought that a wonderful way to celebrate the older man 'letting go' and letting his daughter grow up was by a few more rounds of sex… which is why both men were currently wrapped in each other's arms and still in bed.
"Hn"
"Seriously, I wanna know" the 'puppy dog' face was flashed.
"hn" his nose 'sniffled'
"n" his bottom lip stuck out and began to quiver.
"…"the corners of each blue eye acquired a tear. (3)
'oh for the love of- and he thought that I was persuasive!?'
"The "Avenger" series is the product of four and a half years of watching you being drooled over by teenage boys" he received a questioning look, he sighed "about four years ago, another one of your 'would be suitors' started to hang around, Sai." he didn't notice the flinch from his lover at the boy's name "when I recognized him as a threat I began to daydream about him falling into horrible luck and getting himself brutally murdered, it's not as insane as it sounds" he added at the shocked look from the blonde.
"Eventually my ego needed a more concrete form of outlet so I began to sketch what I imagined. Thus the series was born and Sai became my murderer's first victim. Any one that followed his footsteps also fell to my pencils wrath. Tsunade-san had often asked me why my victims were so detailed (4), I of course had never told her that they had all been based on actual people"
"So when you decided to discontinue-"
"It was merely because you had actually rejected me. I was no longer around to even see any new possible victims let alone see them as threats when I was so flat out denied you."
"HOLY CRAP! I was the inspiration for the "Avenger" series!" yes single-minded indeed.
-The End—
-Omake—
Tsunade glared down at the two kneeling artist at her feet. They were in a LOT of trouble.
"The two of you will work your little artist fingers to the bone"
"Yes m'am" they spoke in unison.
"You will both turn in your pieces ON TIME"
"Yes m'am"
"YOU" she pointed to the brunette "will never scare the hell out of me again by 'discontinuing' anything"
"Yes m'am"
"You" the blonde this time "will never run out on me with an UNNAMED piece ever again"
"Yes m'am"
"Neither of you will disappear for TWO WHOLE days again!"
"Yes m'am"
"And for the love of God! You WILL have proper recording devices the next time the two of you decide to have some 'alone time' together"
"…yes m'am"
-Omake End—
OK remember that there will be an epilogue. It will be placed about a year later. And seriously I am sorry about taking so fucking long to update. The lemon really gave me writer's block and the whole thing where I kept getting my laptop taken away wasn't a help either -_-;;
Whoo! That was the longest chapter so far 14 pages and 5,500 some odd words. I tried to put some more humor in this one and I hope it worked.
A/N:
(1) This line that Sasuke says is exactly how Shunsuke says it in the manga. I thought it was so spine tingling sexy that I just had to add it.
(2) In chapter 3 Sasuke tells Naruto that Itachi is the V.P. of ANBU Enterprises, which is owned by their father, it manufactures advanced weapons ergo Sasuke's comment about weaponry.
(3) This scene where Sasuke is suckered into telling Naruto is identical to the one in Chapter 1 where Naruto uses the same tactics to get Tsunade to let him go sabotage Sakura's guests.
(4) In Chapter 1 Naruto is looking through Satsuki Ueha's sketchbook and he comments on how detailed the victims always are. Yeah I planned that that far back.
Well that's it for that one. (it's about damn time)
REMEMBER! THERE WILL BE AN EPILOGUE!
Till next time…
Ram of the forest