1A/N : I wrote this last year or the year before, so I apologise for the craptacularness, but it amuses ME, so.. shrug
Ronald Weasley woke up suddenly in a bed that was not his own and realised he was in his under shirt and boxers, lying next to a girl with very bushy brown hair. 'What have I done?!' he thought, horrified. He grew more disturbed when he noticed the young man with pitch black hair and a lightening bolt shaped scar on his forehead on the other side of the girl! 'What HAVE I done!?' his mind repeated... The one with the black hair wondered the exact same thing when he awoke and took in his surroundings.
"Hermione?...RON?!" he exclaimed before swearing loudly.
"Ugh... Not so loud, Harry... My head is killing me!" Ron groaned.
"What the hell did we do last night"
"We apparated to Las Vegas, where you two gambled all our possesions away, but not before getting incredibly wasted, and now we are in the king sized bed of a man referred to as 'Big Ben'..." came Hermiones irritated voice.
Harry and Ron just stared at her in utter horror while Hermione looked... smug?
"Blimey, you gotta be joking..." Ron shook his head.
"Of course I am, twit. But you two did get incredibly drunk, and I had to drive you to my place while you two sat in the back seat and sang Clemintine off key." Hermione sounded stern, but was really trying hard not to laugh.
"Oh, thanks Hermione... Wait a second,.. why are we all in your bed?" Harry said glancing from Ron to Hermione.
"I was just going to have you two in here but I was so exhausted from trying to stop you from using your magic I fell asleep!... And it's cold!" Hermione protested.
Her protests did no good, for Ron had already fallen back to sleep and Harry was searching for his wand, which he then noticed at the very top of a book shelf. 'Aha!' Harry thought triumphantly, but he wasn't so triumphant when he realised he couldn't reach the wand no matter how high he jumped.
Hermione watched him, incredibly amused, and decided not to tell him she needed a chair to put that up there.