Disclaimer: I do not own The Office. Please don't sue.
Author's note: This is my first Office fanfic.
"Hey everybody," said Michael Scott, as he walked into the office. "The elections are coming up. Know who you're going to vote for?"
"I am going to vote for Barack Obama," said Michael. "I think he's the right man for the job. And I can't be a racist if I voted for Obama."
"What about you, Stanley the Manley?" Michael questioned. "You voting for Obama?" Stanley looked up with an annoyed look on his face.
"I don't know who I'm going to vote for," said Stanley. "And frankly, I don't care. I'm still not getting a raise."
"Who am I voting for?" said Dwight. "No one. Fact: neither candidate has stated their stances on bear attacks. Therefore, neither of them win my vote."
"Well, whoever I vote for, it's going to be someone who Dwight doesn't like," said Jim. "I think I'll vote for Obama." There is a slight pause.
"No, it's not because that's who Pam is voting for," said Jim. "Although, she did say that Obama's ears look a lot like mine."
"I think I'll vote for John McCain," said Phyllis. "I mean, that is who Bob Vance is voting for."
"I'm voting for John McCain," said Angela. "I think a nice conservative Christian man should be running our country."
"Yeah, I'm voting for McCain," said Andy. "That's who Cornell guys, like myself, are voting for. When McCain wins, I win. He'd better win because I hate losing."
"Well, I normally identify myself as a Republican," said Oscar. "However, neither John McCain nor Sarah Palin seem to be very fond of gay people. I think I'll vote for Obama."
"There's this girl on YouTube who calls herself the Obama Girl," Kevin said, slowly. "She is hot." Kevin smirked.
"I think I'll be voting for McCain," Ryan said. "Obama kind of scares me."
"Oh my god," said Kelly. "I am going to vote for Barack Obama, because, like, oh my god, he is sooo hot and funny and cute. And I think he could totally beat John McCain at table tennis…"
So Election Day finally came and everybody voted. Except for Meredith because she was too drunk to remember to vote. Creed voted for McGovern. Dwight wrote in himself on the ballot.
A/N: So how did you think I did for my first Office fic? I hope I got everyone in character.