Lab Report

Just warning you that this is my first fan fic and most likely suckish

Oh and it's a bit blackwater, but not much. Really short!

Seth POV

So I was just looking up something in the dictionary for home work, when I saw bitch. It was listed as bitch- 1 n. a female dog, 2 n. an extremely mean woman (author note: I don't know if it's really that definition)

Oooohhhh Leah would never hear the end of this!

I literally skip down the stairs. Do you know how hard that is? Pretty hard (AN:I have experience. Not easy)! So I get down there to see Leah and Jake in a make out session. MY EYES!

"AHHHHHHHEEEEEEE! My Eyes! Make the burning stop!" I was kidding and they knew it, but Leah was PO ed.

Jake chuckled and I was afraid of Leah.

"What Seth? What was so important?" she hissed to me. Very very scary.

"W-well I was looking in the dictionary and found the definition of bitch and I figured Jake would like a laugh." I started of scared and ended as an ass.

Leah looked like she was gunna kill me! I dove behind Jake screaming "Werewolf Meat Shield!" He began hysterical laughing. How dare he laugh at my pain?

"And that, fellow pack brothers, is why we must call Jake and Leah bitches. Whether we want to or not!

Epilogue (if there was one)

3rd person POV

One day 2 years into their marriage Seth came to visit Jake and Leah.

As he walked into their cozy home he shouted "Hi Mr. and Mrs. Bitch!"

That was the day Seth lost a leg and the use of one of his kidneys, Jake nearly suffocated from laughing so hard and Leah nearly exploded with pride. They lived happily ,but not without a limp, ever after. The End!