Extremely Perverted Love
~Created by doing something similar to Madlibs~

Mello finished packing. Ever since Terry Mangetsu, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Mello had been perverted.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fucked him, all was disdainful. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a penis to become a chocolatey leaf.

Just then, there was a sexy knock at the door. Mello opened it and stood there pervertedly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his vagina on a stick.

When Mello came to, Terry Mangetsu was holding his penis and looking shy. "My love," Terry Mangetsu said Bob Chutney-ly, "I'm sorry for the mellow shock. I've been shipwrecked on an introverted island for the last ten years, living like an early 1990s movie reference that no one could possibly get. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my vagina in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Mello could hardly believe his Terry Mangetsu had returned. "I will always love you, vagina or no vagina. Besides, you can cover it up with a grapefruit."

They embraced whorishly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was wet.

That's seriously what it came out as! I swear, I did no editing! I simply uploaded what was processed by the words I chose, and I got this! :D
Mmm... It's better the first time, sadly...