To be honest I fid these commercials weird, but add in the stupidity of Emmett and Aro, and then it gets funny. Either ways if you dislike humor GO AWAY just -sobs- go . . . away.

Disclaimer: I don't own date movie, twilight, Klondike bars or snap crackle pop.

Jasper pov

Aro was visiting Emmett his and I quote, gangster skillet. We were watching this gay movie called Date movie and they were laughing so hard they would have died if they had to breathe.

Then there was a commercial about an ice cream bar and Aro stops and sits perfectly erect, like a horror movie zombie, licks his lips and says: "I need a Klondike bar! Need!"

Emmet follows his creeptacular (Jacob quote) sitting and replies: "I would do some crazy things for a Klondike bar."

And a scheme was born.

"I'll buy you guys each a ice cream bar thing if you do what I say." Their heads snap towards me and they say, in unison

"What do you WANT!?" Aro shouldn't visit any more.

"Go to target hide behind small kids and elderly ladies. Say that the guys on the cereal boxes plan to eat you. I will accompany you." They nod like this is normal.

We then run to Target and Aro hides behind a crying three year old. He stops crying and says

"Why are you hiding mistew?"

"The cereal people. They aren't like you and me. They want to eat the meat of my bones."

His eyes go huge. "Which ones?" He whispers.

"Them!" He points to Snap Crackle and Pop. Now the little kid looks at them and bursts out crying. Now that I have successfully blocked out everyone else's feelings I find that that was hilarious! I do feel sorry for the kid though. I try not to focus on downers.

Aro prances over and asks "Where is the KLONDIKE BAR!" I point at Emmett and he starts screaming that he better get a move on or else there will be no treats. Emmett looked like if he could cry he would. This was priceless.

Please review! I need reviews! They are my Klondike Bars! Big love and ice cream treats crazy person alert