I own no twilight and if I did Jake would be with Leah and Bella and Edward would live together appy 4eva!I also dont own umm TARGET yeah target or the cherrio bee or dentatures or trix.

EMPOV

I must have ice cream.I must have ice cream. I must have ice cream.I must have ice cream.

There is my victem! An old lady has a cherrio box and is looking for the serving size. I run over and fling it out of her hands. She screams out in suprise and her dentures fell out. She realized all I was was terrified by the cereal box. Then she started to comfort me.

"Shhhh. It's O.K. I won't let it hurt you. Shhhhhhhhhh."

"Really?" I asked like I wasn't sure.

"Yes" she whispered like she was afraid of speaking to loud. Psh to late lady.

" Bu-but they hunger for my flesh."

"No it's O.K."

"O.K., but watch out. That crazy rabbit looks like he's more hungry for flesh then Trix!"

"I will." she promised. She was nice.

I walked back over to Jazz, he was hysterical laughing. I looked at him. He knew what I wanted.

"Now go buy pink feathery boas and tap dance outside while throwing sequins at people." He told us. ANYTHING for thew Klondike bar. ANYTHING!