253Excuses for being so bad about updating this chapter after leaving you hanging with the promise of a girl-on-girl-on-girl makeout:
1) My other stories
2) Life
3) I suck
4) No, really. I suck.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters associated with the series. I am, however, the owner of a strange need to have Bella kiss and make out with all of the characters. What can I say. She just needs some lovin' after all the cockblocking Edward put her through in the books.
Chapter 12
EPOV
As I watched Bella and Alice make their way to where Rose was seated, I realized I must have been a very good person in a former life. That was the only explanation I could come up for the fact that I have Bella. I chanced a glance at the other two guys to see if they were as happy about what was about to go down as I was.
Emmett was bouncing up and down in glee. Yes, I said glee. It's the only way to describe the bounce and squeal combo he was displaying. I expected him to be clapping, which is his typical 'I'm so excited' reaction. But, instead, he had his hands covering his eyes, but with the fingers parted so he could see through.
He was doing a perfect imitation of a 14-year-old little boy watching porn for the first time. Wants to watch, but doesn't want to make it look like he is enjoying it as much as he really is. News flash, Emmett. The fact that you are bouncing, squealing and shifting constantly is giving us a clue on how 'happy' you are with this situation.
Jasper, on the other hand, was being much calmer about the whole thing. I would have been fooled in thinking this was no big deal to him, except for the fact that he had grabbed a pillow and put it in his lap. Luckily, both hands were in sight, so I wasn't going to have to throw the pillow away.
The girls apparently, needed to whisper a game plan to each other before they started and Bella got up to put some music on. Now I was close to squealing at the realization that this would not be a simple kiss. They were planning something elaborate. And I get to be punished for this dare later. WIN WIN situation for me!
Alice jumped up while Bella was choosing a song and ran to the kitchen with a huge grin on her face. I shrugged and leaned back in my place when Emmett and Jasper looked at me questioningly. I wasn't going to ask any questions and enjoy whatever show they wanted to put on for us.
By the time Alice came back from the kitchen, Bella had turned around with a devilish smile on her face. Alice placed a cup on the table and joined Rose who had not moved from her spot on the carpet. Bella hit play on her iPod and smirked at me before taking her place with the other girls.
The familiar opening of Love in and Elevator by Aerosmith began playing. If I wasn't so turned on by what I knew was coming next, I would have laughed. I once told Bella that I thought it would be hot to see two women getting it on in an elevator. Close enough!
Immediately, Rose grabbed onto Alice's shirt and began to pull it up slowly while Bella leaned down to place kisses on Alice's stomach once it was exposed. When the shirt was finally removed, Bella, sat back up and turned to Rose to begin taking her shirt off. Alice took the position of kissing Rose's exposed stomach as the shirt was lifted. They continued the process with Alice removing Bella's shirt and Rose kissing her stomach.
Apparently all of the girls were not fans of bras this evening, so the removal of the shirts alone gave us full view of their glorious breasts. Rose reached her hand around Alice's neck and pulled her to her crush their lips together. Bella turned to the cup that Alice brought in from the kitchen and pulled two ice cubes out.
Alice and Rose broke their kiss and Bella pushed the two of them down to lay on their backs side by side, with Bella leaning back on her heels in between them. Bella took an ice cube in each hand and placed them at the belly buttons of the two girls. Gradually, she trailed them up their stomachs, between their breasts, and around each magnificent tit before going for the nipples.
Bella leaned down and traced the trailed she had made on Alice with her tongue, then turned and did the same to Rose. She continued her course on Rose by placing kisses up her neck and along her jaw. Alice sat up and hovered over Rose in the same manner Bella did, lightly tracing Rose's body with her fingertips.
Bella leaned down and kissed Rose lightly and began to pull away, but Rose grabbed onto her hair and pulled her back down in a hard kiss. They both moaned and we could see the kiss deepen as they pulled their mouths away from each other to see their tongues begin to wrestle. Alice, not wanting to be left out, began to place kisses on Bella's shoulder and reached up to cup her breast.
Rose and Bella broke their kiss and all three girls sat upright. The song was close to the end, so it looked like they were done with the show, but they apparently had one last thing in mind.
They all smiled at each other and leaned in to create a three-way kiss. All three of us guys groaned when we saw their tongues meet briefly right as the last strains of the song played.
All too soon, they broke apart and turned to us with smiles on their faces.
"Did that meet your expectations?" Rosalie smirked at the wide-eyed expressions on our faces. I nodded, Emmett said 'oh fuck yeah' and Jasper just sighed.
"Boys are so easy." Alice snorted and shook her head at our reaction. Bella laughed at her. They each put their shirts back on and got up as though they had not just done the single hottest thing I have seen in my life. Bella tapped my shoulder.
"Come on. Time for your punishment. We need to get to bed early since we have to work tomorrow." Hells yeah! I'm getting punished! I have been a naughty boy!
As we made our way to my room for my punishment, I heard Emmett yell "Does this mean I can add Bellesbian as one of your nicknames?"
BPOV
"Damn it Emmett! You can't have that as your motto!" Edward was at his wits end with Emmett.
For the past 2 weeks, we have been trying to work on a marketing campaign for Emmett's gym. He decided it was time to expand and get the word out more, so he thought the firm Edward works for would be perfect. This would be all well and good if Emmett wasn't such an idiot.
"Come on! Like you wouldn't go to a gym that boasts having a personal trainer with size 36 DD's!" Emmett threw his hands in the air in a show of annoyance toward Edward.
"Em. Honey." I thought it might be nice for me to go into Mom-mode with him to get him to understand his stupidity. "I think it is great, really, that you are so proud of the, um, assets of some of your trainers, but I don't think Edward can get a billboard approved that says 'what other gym has personal trainers with double D's or a 9-inch dick'. Something tells me that would be considered inappropriate." I gave him a smile and patted his shoulder.
"Fine." He huffed and his shoulders sagged. "Let's keep brainstorming then."
Edward gave me a smile before going over his notes on what he thought would be a good slogan for Emmett's gym.
"Okay. As I was saying, before we went off on a tangent…" Edward attempted to start again, but Emmett had other plans.
"I've got it!" He jumped up and down and I wasn't sure I really wanted to hear this new thing he thought up, but it's not like either of us could stop him.
"How about 'Em's Gym: Where We Work Your Core'?" I looked at Edward to see how his was going to explain to Emmett the poor wording choice in that slogan. He grinned and shrugged, although I could tell he was getting frustrated.
"Emmett. I know you mean that you are working the client's core muscles, but that slogan makes it sound more like you will be working a different core." Edward raised his eyebrows and waited for Emmett to understand what he meant, but was only met with a confused expression.
"What other kind of core is there?" Em looked at me for explanation.
"Um, Emmett. Let me put this in terms you will understand. You know when you are pounding into Rosalie?" He nodded and got a silly grin on his face that made me want to vomit. "Well, what you are pounding into is he core." I giggled when understanding crossed his face and his eyes widened.
"Well, shit. So far none of my ideas are any good!" Emmett started pouting, so we knew this was the point that we needed to move on to other topics.
"We'll come back to the slogan next week. Let's talk over what types of advertising you want." Edward began pulling out his sheet of the different things the company could put together for Emmett as marketing.
"Well, Rose and I were watching a porn the other night…" I cut Emmett off there.
"Please say you have a point to this because that is one hell of a way to start a request for marketing." I received a glare from Emmett for interrupting him before he continued.
"As I was saying." Another glare from Emmett. "The porn took place in a gym and I thought, 'Hey. That would be a great way to get the gym's name out there.' So, I want you to figure out a way to get someone to either use the gym to film their porn or just get a shot of the sign and put it in their film." Emmett nodded his head once to show he was done with his request.
"That's not really what I was talking about." Edward groaned and ran a hand through his hair. "We can't do that." He sighed. "Listen. How about I deal with what types of advertising we do and next week I'll give you a list of what I come up with and we'll finalize a slogan."
"Whatever dude." Emmett shrugged. "I got's places to be anyway." He began walking to the door but turned around before reaching it. "Belly Boop. Can you make sure he gets laid as soon as possible? He seems kind of bitchy today." Before either one of us could respond, we got a quick wave from Emmett as he rushed through the door.
A/N: I really apologize for the short chapter. I've had the kissing portion written for a while, but have been so busy that I haven't been able to write anything else for the chapter. I want to promise to have another chapter out for you soon, but I can't guarantee it.
Feel free to let me know of anything you would like to see happen with this story.