Thank you to everyone who reviewed the first chapter!

Okay. I know the Bella in this story is so far OOC, but I have a thing for wild and crazy Bella. I guess I had enough of martyr Bella in the books, so I want to see what her life would be like if she would let loose. And I'm quite the potty mouth, so it gets reflected in this Bella. But, really. She lives with 3 guys, so you can't expect much better from her.

I'm glad to see so many people enjoyed Chapter 1. I hope you continue to enjoy the story.

(The song Bella dances to is Flo Rida- Elevator)

Chapter 2

BPOV

"Damn it Emmett!" I ran out of my bedroom and began to bang on his door. "You are kidding me, right?" I was yelling as loud as I could while kicking his door at this point.

He casually opened the door and leaned against the doorframe. "What's up Bells?" He gave me an innocent smile, which only infuriated me and I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Okay, listen up. New rule. When it is your night to pick what we do, you are not, I repeat not, allowed to choose an outfit for me to wear from Frederick's of Hollywood." Emmett couldn't contain his fit of laughter at my outburst while my face flamed with anger.

"Oh come on Bella. I think you look great." He came to put his arms around me, but I pushed him away and sulked back to my room. It's my own fault. He's a jackass that shouldn't even be allowed in public, let alone women.

Unfortunately, the four of us made a rule a while ago. Since I am the official wingman for these fuckfaces, they are allowed to pick out an outfit for me to wear on their night. Jasper is usually pretty tame with his choices - sexy dresses and skirts, but not slutty. Edward keeps things conservative for me, even occasionally choosing jeans for me.

But Emmett. He's another story entirely. Once he chose a thong for me to wear. That's it. I had to actually get Jasper and Edward to vote that I needed to wear something a "little more decent" so we wouldn't get arrested. And tonight, he apparently thought I should wear the tightest corset known to man - meaning my tits were spilling out all over the place. And I'm not even convinced the 'skirt' he put with it was an adult size. At least it's blue. I do look nice in blue.

I heard a knock on my bedroom door and looked up to see Edward standing there smiling at me. "I had to come see what he chose. If it helps, I think you look amazing." I glared at him while I finished putting my shoes on.

"You have a dick. Of course you think I look amazing." He rolled his eyes and walked toward his room.

I wanted to get things over with and get home to be done with the ridiculous outfit as soon as possible, so I grabbed my things and headed to the front door. "Let's go bitches. I don't have all night." Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dickweed all came bounding out of their rooms at the same time.

We piled into Edward's Volvo and drove to the club. Edward left the car with valet and we found that the line was wrapped around the building. This meant it was time for sex-kitten Bella to appear. Shit on a stick! I hate this part.

Just before I made my way to the bouncer, Emmett decided my cleavage needed to be pushed out a little more. He's needs to get a doll to play with. He likes playing dress-up with me way too much. "Perfect. Now knock him dead." I shook my head and turned around. With a little pat on my ass, Emmett seemed satisfied that he had fondled me enough.

I sauntered, yes, sauntered, up to the bouncer and leaned over a bit to tap his shoulder to get his attention. He began to brush me off, but stopped as soon as his eyes made contact with my breasts. I folded my arms under my chest to accentuate the area a little more and he blushed. Well, he's going to be an easy one.

He finally made eye contact with me and seemed a bit flustered. I can't imagine why. "Uh…wh…what can I do for you?"

I smiled seductively and moved as close to him as I could get before motioning for him to lean down a bit so I could whisper in his ear. "I was wondering if you could allow me and my friends to get the club right now. It's so cold out and I'm not wearing a bra. I don't want to poke someone's eyes out with my nipples." He didn't move for a second, but smiled with understanding and unlatched the rope.

"Where are your friends?" He looked around obviously searching for some hot girls and looked downright disappointed when he saw me beckon my three guys over to me.

"Thanks handsome. Maybe I'll see you later." I laid my hand on his chest while I brushed past him through the door before he could change his mind.

"Bella, I can't even tell you how great your performance was with the bouncer. His 'little bouncer' was even saluting you." Jasper was always impressed that I could turn on the charm even though I wasn't all that much to look at.

Emmett came sweeping up beside me and threw his arm around my shoulders. "Alright, so tonight I'm thinking blonde. And not a bleach blonde. I want her carpet to match the drapes."

"What if she has recently waxed hardwood floors?" His face lit up.

"Even better!" I laughed at what can only be described as the dumbest conversation I have ever had. And as I mourned the 20 seconds of my life that I just lost, we walked over to the bar.

I leaned over the bar to get the bartender's attention. He came running over and asked what I would like. "4 shots of tequila please. And you might want to be ready to keep them coming." I gave him a huge smile and he quickly went to get our shots.

"So, Jasper and Edward, Em wants a blonde. What would you two like?" Jasper was the first to speak.

"I'm not sure, Bells. How about I just point out someone that interests me when I see her." I shrugged. "Whatever you want, Jazz." I turned to Edward for his preference.

He stared at me and shook his head. "I'm not in the mood for anyone tonight. I'm just here to hang out." He gave me a crooked smile and winked. Whatever. Makes my job easier for the night.

"Okay. Hit me with another shot before I go find Emmett a blonde." Jasper handed me the small glass and I threw back the shot before grabbing Edward's hand and pulling him off of the bar stool he was residing on. "Let's go hot stuff. If I'm not finding you a good time tonight, you are my assistant. You have to dance with me."

Edward was always a good sport about dancing with me. It was also fun to dance with him because we knew each other so well. Even though I considered all three of the guys my best friends, I couldn't help but think of Edward as slightly higher in my book as Jasper and Emmett. Edward was the one I would always confide in and he was always willing to listen to everything I had to say.

When I was having issues with one of my guys, Edward would let me vent and reassure me that everything would work out for the best. And on those occasions that I began to feel like I was just one of the guys and would never find someone who thought of me as something else, Edward would always tell me he knew for a fact that was not going to happen. If I could just find someone as wonderful and caring as Edward, I would be all set.

Edward and I danced to a few songs and decided we needed a break. We headed back to the bar to get some more drinks. Edward went with a beer and I decided I wanted a Screaming Orgasm.

"Hey Eddie. Did you know this drink was named after me?" He laughed and smirked at me.

"Bella, my room is right by your's. I definitely know that screaming orgasm suits your perfectly." I hit his arm and rolled my eyes. I can't help it that I get a little carried away sometimes.

"Well, since you can hear. I'll give you a little shout out next time. Something like 'oh yes…right there….harder….hey Eddie…faster'." Edward just looked away and shook his head. What a downer.

I saw a few potential blonde's for Emmett, but he and Jasper were no where in sight, so I decided to keep drinking until they found me. I wasn't going to pick up some chicks for them without their approval.

"Bella. I'll be right back. Will you be okay here by yourself?" Edward looked me in the eyes to convey his concern for my safety.

"Yes, Eddie. I will be a good girl and sit right here until you get back." I spun around in my stool to face the cute bartender and Edward walked away. I was trying to decide what my next drink would be when a couple of hot guys walked up to me and asked if I would like to do body shots.

"Hells yeah. On one condition. You can do a body shot off me and then you have to buy me two shots." They agreed. Suckers! I hopped up on the bar and laid down and waited for the fun to begin.

EPOV

I had a bad feeling that Bella would not be happy with me. I left her at the bar to use the restroom and I was attacked by a group of women celebrating a bachelorette party as I was trying to get back to Bella. They were not willing to take no for an answer when they asked me to dance with them, so I ended up dancing until they got distracted by a shiny object.

When I walked up to the bar, I saw a group of men surrounding something, but I couldn't see Bella. Maybe she went to dance some more. One of the men left the bar and was mumbling as he passed me. "That chick was the sexiest creature I have ever seen. The corset, brown hair, the pale skin, what wet dreams are made of." Oh shit. Bella.

I pushed through the sea of asshats to find Bella sitting on the bar, shot glass after shot glass surrounding her and a drink in her hand. She saw me and smiled before taking a plunge off the bar. I rushed to her and wrapped my arms around her waist before she could hit the ground. Drunk Bella should come with a warning label.

"Eddie! Oh. My. Hell. I missed you so much." She wrapped her arms around my neck and reached up on her tip toes to whisper in my ear. "I have a secret. Do you want to hear it?" I nodded. Usually her drunk secrets are along the lines of 'I peed in my bed until I was 9' or 'I like the feel of jello between my breasts' or 'I sit on the couch and watch TV naked when you guys aren't home'.

I almost passed out when she revealed her secret for the night. "I want to fuck you Eddie." Aw hell! As soon as she said it, she turned around to the bar to order another drink. I shook my head at the bartender to indicate that she needed to be cut off and he refused to give her a drink. She turned to me to pout knowing I was the reason she wasn't getting another drink.

"Bella, love. You are drunk and you will thank me in the morning for making you stop now." I saw Emmett and Jasper walking up to us with huge smiles plastered on their faces.

"Hey guys. I need to take Bella home. Ready to leave?" They looked at Bella's state and looked back at me.

"No, we found some hotties, so we're going to hang out for a while that want to have an after party at their place. Go ahead. And don't wait up." Emmett smacked me hard on the back and Jasper laughed. "Good luck with drunk Bella!"

I put my arm around Bella's waist to support her and led her out of the club. I knew I was fine to drive, so I put Bella in the Volvo and began to take us home.

"Hey, Eddie?" I looked over to see Bella staring at me from the passenger seat with an almost childlike expression on her face.

"Hmmm?"

"I want a milkshake." She bit her lip. Damn it girl. You could tell me to kill someone while biting your lip and I would ask how you want it done.

"Okay. I'll stop and get you one." She clapped and rested her head on the back seat in thought. Drunk Bella trying to think is not a good thing!

"I have a question for you. Do you think my milkshake could bring all the boys to the yard. And would they be like its better than yours; damn right its better than yours." I looked at her in utter confusion as I realized she was talking about the Kelis song. I chuckled. Drunk Bella is too cute!

"I'm sure your milkshake could bring all the boys to the yard, love." I know I sounded condescending, but this was the best way to handle Bella when she was this drunk.

I stopped to get Bella a milkshake and drove to our house. I was able to get her in the house without incident, which was a miracle in and of itself. She walked over to our entertainment center and began to put on some music. This was the routine after club night. Bring Bella home so she would stop drinking, let her dance in the living room, take her to her bed after she passes out on the couch. From the looks of things, I knew I had a good 30 minutes before she would be done dancing, so I went to the kitchen to make myself a drink.

I didn't want to drink too much at the club since I would have to drive, but now that we were home, I wanted to chillax with a rum and coke, hold the coke. I took a couple good swigs from the run bottle before walking out to the living room with it.

As per usual, Bella was swaying her hips to the music she had decided on. All of a sudden I heard one of her favorite after-club songs come on.

Hey girl you're comin' with me, your comin' with me. Hey girl you're comin' with me, your comin' with me. Hey girl you're comin' with me, your comin' with me. Hey girl you're comin, ' come on...

She jumped up and down and turned to face me. How she still had energy to dance to this song was beyond me.

Talk to me girl, Let me tell you girl. Got you stuck on my elevator. Get it up. On my ehh o ehh oh.

Another pull from the rum bottle. I know she has no idea what she does to me, but this is borderline evil the way she is dancing.

Hey My first flo stopped a gold diggin' woman Money cash flow all big faced hundreds Stuntin' on the pole got them b-boys running Shorty got both broke can't see what's comin' Wear them apple bottoms, wear them apple bottoms honey Dolce and Gabbana and she get it from her mommy Louis bags, rich, Gucci, Fendi and Armani See the carrots on her wrist now she pimps Bugs Bunny Used to date Kanye now she want me While I got my juice wanna take my OJ It ain't her birthday but her name on the cake If I ever play for booty grade A

Oh fuck me. She keeps moving closer to me as she dances. And little Edward is waving to try to get some attention.

Got you stuck on my (yeah)

On my elevator (uh huh)

Get it up, on my elevator

Check it out!

My First floor, stuck on the gold digger Second floor, stuck on the dime piece Third floor, stuck on the hood rat Fourth floor, freak it I don't know cuz. (This girl is)She's stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator (This girl is)She's stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator (This girl is)She's stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator (This girl is)She's stuck on my ehh o ehh oh

Bella then did something I have only dreamed about. She straddled me on the couch. I was too intoxicated at this point to understand what was happening when she ground her hips and began kissing me neck. She traced my jaw line with her tongue and I let out a moan. "You taste yummy, Eddie."

Hearing her voice dripping with sex, I couldn't control my actions. One hand flew to her ass and the other went entwined in her hair. I pulled her mouth to mine and pressed my lips to her. She returned the kiss with urgency and began creating more friction while she continued to straddle my lap. "I've wanted this for so long, Eddie."

I was confused by her actions and even more so by her words. Little Eddie wasn't confused at all. In fact he was saluting her at the moment. All too quickly, she pulled away and stood up. Without saying a word, she began to walk to her bedroom. Damn. I knew it was too good to be true. As I sat on the couch, trying to calm myself down, I took another swig of my rum. All of a sudden I heard Bella's seductive voice calling me "Eddie. Lover. I am waiting." Oh it's so on! I jumped from the couch and went to Bella's room as a man on a mission. Mission Make My Wildest Dreams Come True.

A/N: Okay, so I'm not going to include a lemon, but I'm sure you can tell what is going to happen. This is only my second fan fiction and I'm not ready to do the lemon thing, yet. Possibly in a future chapter, but we'll see.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter and it wasn't too choppy. Reviews are welcomed with open arms.

Much love.