Candy: Kay, so incase you guys haven't figured it out yet, my chapters are very very short, but I update nearly every day, so...yeah...If I can, I'll try to write more, but I'm doing this at like ten o'clock or later, so it's hard XD
Suu: THEN GO TO BED DESU!
Candy: No. -.- I refuse.
Yoru: Baka, candy is a sweet da nya. You're talking to a sweet da nya.
Candy: Urusai yoru -.-
Yoru: NYAAAA, A SWEET TALKED DA NYA!
"Kiddy-king, call a meeting for the guardians. NOW!" Ikuto ordered.
"TSUKIMIYOMI IKUTO! fine. You thieving cat!" Tadase yelled.
Ikuto looked at the phone sadly. "What happened to 'onii-tan'..."
"Ikuto..." said Amu. "I'll make you smile..."
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"Alright, you thieving cat...WHAT DID YOU DO TO HINAMORI-SAN?" Tadase screamed. He hadn't even character changed with Kiseki, so his screaming was rather...pathetic and high pitched...but it was still Tadase, so impressive.
"I didn't even do anything," explained Ikuto. "Ask RAN!" Ikuto said, pointing at her. Ran froze.
"Wahhhhh, the stupid cat ratted on me (T.T) Daichi protect me!" Ran said, jumping into his arms.
"Wha? WAHHHHH! KUKAI, WHAT DO I DO, I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL BEFORE!" Daichi panicked.
"TADA-CHII, WHY IS IKU-CHII HERE?" yelled Yaya (as usual).
"URUSAI, BAKAS, I'M TRYING TO DANCE!" shouted Nagehiko.
"TADASE, AMU, IKUTO, SHUT UP, IT'S TOO LOUD, RAN!, WORLD DOMINATION, URUSAI, BAKA, BUT-, NOT MY FAULT, MY HEAD!, HEY, SAVE ME, STUPID CAT, YORU!, MIKI, SUU, PEPE, WHERE'S AMU, KISEKI, EMBRYO, WAIT, BALA BALANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON?" was what a little angel heard when she flew by.
"SHADDUP!" Eru shouted (is she the angel, I forget) "You are all failures as main characters! You have to solve your proble—ahh, I'm tired. Good night." Eru sighed as she went to bed.
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"What just happened?" asked Yaya as she stared at the sleeping angel.
"I don't know." Rima said, appearing with Amu.
"IKUTO-KOI!" Amu said, launching herself at him. She proceeded to frenching, not caring that Tadase, Yaya, Kukai, Rima, Kairi, and Nagehiko were all watching. Ikuto was frozen and stiff. (Miki: Candy... Candy: yes O:-)? ) Not knowing what to do, he pushed Amu to Tadase.
"A-Hinamori-san!" Tadase said.
"Tadase-kun!" Amu said. "How are you? I didn't see you! Anyways...blah blah blah" Amu chattered on and on and on and on and on...you get the point.
Apparentally, the potion made Amu fall in love with Ikuto, but any other love created before the potion would not be changed whatsoever. This only "slightly" complicated things...
"Kiddy-King, what do I do!?" asked Ikuto as he tried to wipe off lipstick smudges from his face. He failed. "The pervert kid is great and all, but..." he looked at Amu.
"IKUTO-KOI!"
"I'm worried about her health when Utau finds out..." Ikuto finished.
"Oh HO! I knew this would happen. You obviously do not care that Amu is in love with you, you'd rather brag it to us, but you do care if Utau kills her because you love her!" Kiseki cried
"That hadn't occurred to me, but that is possible, Thieving Cat." Tadase said.
"C'mon, don't you have ANY faith in me left in you?! Didn't think so." Ikuto sighed. "What happened?"
"What happened what? You stole the Humpty Key!" Tadase shouted.
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU IT WASN'T MY CHOICE?! IT WAS YOUR STUPID MOM WHO INTRODUCED GOZAI TO MY MOM WHO STUPIDLY GOT MARRIED! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SIGNED AWAY MY LIFE! AND DON'T ACT AS IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TIES WITH EASTER, HALF-BROTHER!"
"..." was all Tadase could say.
"What?! You know it's true!" Ikuto shouted.
"Tadase-kun...Hotori-kun...what's he-" everyone asked.
"It's true. Gozai is my father who separated with my mother. When my...father...met Tsukiyomi's mother they hit it off. They got married...Otou-san visits sometimes...he's not too happy with me to say the least." Tadase trailed off.
"..."
"Onii-tan...GOMEN!" Tadase said looking at him with the same puppy eyes that he used on Nagihiko. -sparkles...oooohhh-
"Geez...soon as you work through you're issues you give the face...c'mere." Ikuto said.
"O-ONII-TAN!" Tadase sobbed, launching himself at Ikuto.
(A/N: I know none of you guys read this—if you do,put a 3 in your review—but I did this because I absolutely HATE the whole Ikuto vs. Tadase thing. All boring and stuff. So a pretty pointless scene, but necessary at the same time.)
"HEY, WHAT?! WHY CAN'T I HUG IKUTO -SAMA? IKUTOOOOOOOOOO!" Amu cried.
"Great...I have an Utau Jr." Ikuto sighed.
Candy: OMG, I really need more Amuto scenes, this sucks.
Amu: You suck. I'm acting like a fangirl.
Ikuto: You know you are one.
Candy: This sucks ^. Stop arguing!
Amu/Ikuto: You're the writer. make me.
Candy: ARRGH!