PB/N- Wassup my peeps! I know that I'm supposed to be working on You Say WHAT Happened? I'm definitely working on it, but the thing that SUCKS is that I had a bunch of chapters typed out and then my computer died which sucks. So I had to start from scratch, and needed a small distraction. So here it is!
Her foot slipped, and she started to fall. "Jacob!" she screamed in anguish. "Save me! I'm falling down the stairs!" It was true. She was falling down the stairs, and would get hurt, if she wasn't a half vampire. In actuality, she didn't really need Jacob to rescue her. She tumbled down the stairs, leaving huge dents in the wood as she crashed. She fell off the stairs, and left a huge, Renesmee shaped hole in the ground where she landed. She let out a groan, although she didn't know why. That fall hurt the floor more than it had hurt her. That's when Jacob came running.
"Are you hurt?" he asked frantically.
"Jacob, I'm fine." She said, pushing herself up and dusting her shirt off.
"I was talking to the floor!" He exclaimed, laying down and stroking the floor. She rolled her eyes and headed to the kitchen. She pulled a can of soda out of the refrigerator, and began drinking it, listening to Jacobs's murmurs to the floor. She then went into the living room, and sat down on the couch. Billy was watching sports- of course- and she had nothing better to do while Jacob stroked the floor. It wasn't like it was the first time this had happened. In fact, he had done it a few times as well! He had finally stopped stroking the floor, and had joined them in the living room.
"So, Nessie, What are we going to do today?" He said, sitting down next to her. She took another sip of her soda.
"I don't know. I thought about becoming a prostitute, but decided that wasn't a very good idea. Besides, there really aren't too many prostitutes around here anyways." Jacob nodded his head in agreement. "Maybe we could find some awesome stairs to fall down." Nessie suggested. "That could be fun. I bet my old man has some real good ones at his place. Let's go check it out!" She exclaimed throwing her soda can across the room at Billy. It landed right in the middle of his forehead, and knocked him out. They cheered, and ran across town to where the clan lived. Nessie lived with them every other day, although it seemed like hundreds of years.
They ran inside, and cheered with delight when they saw stairs galore growing as they watched. Carlisle had told her that one of her developing powers was that she could make anything that she wanted happen. Right now she wanted stairs, so stairs she got! They took an elevator to the top of the stairs, and grabbed the sleds that were conveniently placed at the top. They threw themselves down, sleds first. Halfway down, they threw the sleds away and rolled down having fun. When they got to the bottom fifty seven days later, they had built up so much momentum that they crashed straight through the floor, and into the basement, where they were throwing Bella's nine hundredth birthday. She had actually only been a vampire for a year and a half, but sometimes it was hard to tell the difference. At anyways, Nessie and Jacob fell straight into the cake, which was actually just a big bowl of blood with those little floating votives in it. They all had different smells, and it was weird. Bella was opening her presents as the bowl holding the cake crashed to pieces. Then they all celebrated and licked the blood off of them. Then they all slow motion ran into the sunset with sparkly skin and swaying hair. The end. Except Billy came around and tried to wheel into the sunset, but couldn't keep up. Then Carlisle ditched Esme for Emmett, and Rosalie joined Esme. Now the end.