We Didn't Mean It!

'You know he can't kill us…can he?' Goten asked Trunks with big eyes.

'No I don't think so…' Trunks responded.

'Yeah!' Goten said remembering something.

'Yeah what?' Trunks asked.

'Remember the last time we got Vegeta upset?' Goten asked, as Trunks cocked an eyebrow not sure on which time he was referring to actually. 'You know the whole Dress-wig-window plan?'

'Oh yeah!' Trunks said smirking in memory of that little act they pulled. (A/N: This is referring to the story 'The Plan' by me Babyshiro! ^^ Anyway if you want to know what the whole Dress-wig-window thing is if you don't already, go read it! Please?)

'Like I said!' Goten smiled the Son smile. 'He was real mad at us for that…but he never killed us now did he?'

'No he didn't…' Trunks said as a smiled played on his face.

'So,' Goten started, 'he can't kill us! Plus Bulma would have his head, not to mention my mom would introduce her new 'Deluxe one of a kind Super and Improved' Frying pan to him.'

'Goten these are some of your rare times you do prove to have a brain,' Trunks said thoughtfully.

'Yeah!' Goten said then stopped, and stared. 'What do you mean RARE times? I have a brain!'

'Err….' Trunks said smiling nervously, 'nothing! You misunderstood.'

'Oh…ok,' Goten said calming down some.

Trunks sighed that was a close one. Suddenly they could see something landing in the distance. A ship? Maybe…oh man it wasn't? It couldn't be? Could it?

'Trunks…?' Goten asked worried.

'Yeah?' Trunks responded.

'Is that one of you mother's helicopter car thingies?' Goten asked.

'….'

'Trunks?' Goten asked looking at him.

'….'

'Is it?' Goten asked once more.

'…yes…..' Trunks finally said.

'Uh oh,' Goten gulped as the outlines of people emerged from it. Two of which had exceptionally spiky hair…not good.

'Were dead,' Trunks said.

'Cooked, fried, and baked with a little sauce,' Goten added. The figures came into the scene. They were Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, ChiChi, and Gohan.

Vegeta looked royally pissed and was glaring at Bulma. Obvious the two had a fight before they arrived…not a good sign. ChiChi looked like she was going to go into one of her 'Haven't I been a good mother' moods. Goku looked…hungry? Go Figure. Gohan looked sleepy and Bulma looked rather upset.

'Trunks Vegeta Briefs what on Earth have you done!?' Bulma said looking at the burning items and the destroyed camps.

'Um…err…' Trunks responded nervously.

'Goten Chibi Son!' ChiChi said as Goten flinched…boy did he hate his middle name.

'CHIBI?!' Trunks said wide-eyed.

'It's…not…err… NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A CRAPPY MIDDLE NAME!' Goten yelled upset as a pout look formed on his face.

'Touchy,' Trunks muttered.

'You do know what you did was very bad,' Gohan said in his 'Great Saiyanman voice'. Goten looked down in shame where as Trunks just shook his head at Gohan. Gohan was cool, yet pathetic all the same.

'Yes and you two should apologize,' Goku added.

'That's NOT going to forgive them for wrecking everyone's possessions!' Bulma and ChiChi yelled at Goku.

'Why?' Goku asked. 'It works for me.' The two sighed, Vegeta scoffed.

'You two are in big trouble when we get you back!' Bulma said sighing. 'I'm probably going to have to pay some damage fee. That will be over-charged.'

'Why are you two getting upset at them?' Vegeta asked, face emotionalist.

'Look at what they did Vegeta!' Bulma said pointing at the barn-fire and camps.

'I can see that women,' Vegeta said not even turning his head. 'So what about it?'

'SO!' Bulma yelled. 'It's a mess! They totaled the place! It's a total wreck.'

'Boys what do you think about this place?' Vegeta asked ignoring a fuming Bulma. 'Do you think what you did was right?'

Trunks was cautious to answer, Vegeta was very tricky to deal with. He seemed calm one minute than he'd go Super Saiyan mode in two seconds flat…unpredictable. So one wrong move and you'd be in deep trouble.

'Well…um…' before Trunks was finished Goten cut in.

'We didn't mean to honest!' Goten started. 'Coach Killer is EVIL! He smells bad. Looks bad. Acts mean! And doesn't have a TV! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! He tried to take the dress right off my back! He is EVIL! So Trunks and me decided to get revenge as Trunks calls it and this was the only way to do it and…'

'SHUT UP ALREADY!' Vegeta said tried of hearing Goten's chatter. 'I get the point! You said all that crap but you didn't answer my question! Do you think what you just did was right?'

Before Goten could start up again Trunks stopped him. He was going to answer this before Goten guaranteed them a death certificate.

'I think what we did was right because frankly I just don't like him,' Trunks said folding his arms. 'He tried to make my life a living hell. And I only saw it fit to do that right back to him.'

'Well then I don't see what the problem is here,' Vegeta said turning to Bulma. 'Lets go women. Brats get in the back of the helicopter or whatever that contraption is. Were going home. We have no need to be here.'

'Huh?' Goten and Trunks said in unison. 'This is a joke right?'

'Do I look the person to joke around?' Vegeta asked.

'No…' Trunks and Goten said thinking 'WERE SAVED!'

'WHAT?!' Bulma yelled. 'My fanatical future is at stake and you don't care?'

'No I don't,' Vegeta said. Vegeta started toward the helicopter as Bulma pulled out her wallet shoved some cash in a shocked Coaches hand and followed behind. She truly had no say in what went on ever since Vegeta came to be. Goku and Gohan decided not to ask what just happen in fear Bulma would blow at them so they followed. ChiChi thought the same as them 'What the heck just happen?'

When half way to their destination Vegeta stopped and turned around to face the boys. 'Oh and another thing,' he said smirking evilly. 'When we get back I want you two in the training room. At 550 times Earths normal Gravity.'

Trunks stared wide-eyed. 'Were going to be as flat as pancakes soon!' Trunks said.

'Look on the bright side,' Goten said cheerfully. 'At least were not dead!'

'…. Shut up….' Trunks muttered.