8Hey! First Pendragon fic! I know it'll stink, but I WUZ INSPIRED! So yeah, when the warz battle thingy is done Cloral is destroyed and Spader is chillaxing on Bobby's couch. Not a major part of my plotless parody plot, but good to know.
me-i don't own Pendragon or Dominoes pizza, or Wii, or any thing else really
*old relitive I didn't know i have dies*
Delivery Man- you now pwn Dominoes
me- SCORE! Wait . . . I CAN'T COOK!
THIRD PERSON POV
Spader was sitting down on Pendragons couch watching TV, he stil found it amazing.
Whoa he thought the pictures move, STILL! Do they ever rest? he television went from the an eighties game show to a comercal I guess not. Speaking to himself, never a good sign. OH well.
Then -suddenly- a comercal came on describing the quickness of Dominoes pizza. Gross, that stuff is worse then a burnt cougar fish. Still talking to himself. He was sitting there, wallowing in disgust when . . .
It'll be there in a peck!
You got 20 minutes!
"GASP" Spader gasped. Then a delivery man came to the door.
"It took less then a peck. You owe us 19 minutes." said Senor Delivery Man, for he had a Mexican mushtache. His mustache is balling!Spader thought. He picked up balling from Mark, who had gone gangsta'.
"19 minutes of what, mate?" Spader asked. The delivery man holds up a PlayStation remote, which is connected to the console, that he's dragging around.
"PSP would like to play." Senor Delivery man says in a Asian accent.
Courtney, appearing out of nowhere as always, wearing a 'Team Saint Dane' tee shirt said "WTF, I lyk totally thought, if i thought, that the lyk Wee people said that" then giggled, like the Valley Girl she became after the war (AN:I needed someone to be a valley girl in this parody!). And ran off.
"Knock yourself out, literally." Said Spader and a anvil fell out of the sky and hit him on the head. "Spiffy." was Spaders only remark as he sat back down on the couch to watch Opera.
Be honest, please! I might right more, if you don't tell me other wise! oh and REVIEW BEFORE I SUMMON MORE ANVILS!
-cackles-