4Ok... now this is a random idea that helped me screw up in band class ^.^ enjoy!11
Mizamega: -crys on shikamaru's shoulder- we don't own naruto
Shikamaru: -pats her head- its ok...
Mizamega: -stands upright- YOU DWARFED ME!
Tenten: -opens my dictionary- 1: of or relating to witchcraft or magic 2: very unusual
Mizamega: ok... (and YES that IS the definition)
Naruto walked out of the random shop drunk with ramon. "-hick- hey Sakura" Naruto said with a pervy/drunk smile "uh... hi?"
pelberize that pervy smile off his face!
And Sakura did what her inner said like a ZOMBIE (def. :a person who is believed to have died and brought back to life ^.^)
Later:
"-hick- hey shika (Me: WTFH) " Shikamaru stop looking at the cloud with Mizamega as soon as naruto hicked. "WTF! come on Miza we better go before Naruto does something else" Miza nodded (Bad Boy by Cascada is on lolz) and ran at top speed with Shikamaru to a safe place.
Later:
"-hic-" Naruto took Choji's last chip. "WTF NNNNNNNNNAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTOOOOO! (for people who can't read that it says NARUTO!)" Choji then ALMOST ran over Naruto with his Human bouler.
Later:
"-hic- YOUTH!" "YES NARUTO YOU ARE ACTING VERY YOUTHFUL TODAY" Lee shouted (understatment since Jesus was born). Naruto was wearing that pair of green spandex Gai had given him.
well that all i want to do but hope it was funny!