118A/N: Here it is, the last chapter of this one. The sequel will be up ASAP, depending on when I get it written.
Thanks for the reviews. OH! And Read the A/N at the end, where I will explain why I've done what I've done.
You're the PANTS that I want
Fifteen
Monday
12.00 pm
Yes, yes and thrice yes! I am a genius, mon pally, a genius I tell you!
Jas may have said that my brain appeared to have gone on holiday by mistake, but ha! Take that Jassy Spazzy!
Since everything that went on a few months ago (the whole Dave fiasco) I decided to let my brain run wild and free. After all, as some fool said, GCSE's are important. (That fool was probably Jas, now I think about it.)
Well, whatever, the numb and the gist of it is that I actually did really, fabbity fabby, blooming well on my GCSE's.
And I have the result card to prove it!
2 mins later
Apparently, apart from disco dancing, one of my many talents lie in English, for which I got an A!
An A!
Thank you baby J!
I shall always worship you.
4 mins later
Where are the olds? Where is Libby? Even Angus and Gordy seem to have abandoned me when we are meant to be celebrating.
1 min later
Phoned Jas.
'Jas?'
'Oui?'
'It's me.'
'I know.'
'Good.'
'Yes.'
'Jas?'
'Yes?'
'Shut up.' Jas huffed down the phone, but before she could hang up on me, I spoke. 'Jassy, I love you.'
'Um... well...' she stuttered for a moment and then decided to change the subject. 'Did you get your results?'
'Yes, and I am surprised at you mon pally! You did not phone me the instant they arrived to congratulate me.'
'Did you do well then?' she sounded surprised. What a good friend she is.
'I did indeed, mon part turnip aime. How did you do?' I wasn't really interested, but I was in a kind mood and Jas would hate me forever if I didn't ask, especially with the news I sprug the Ace Gang a couple of weeks ago.
'I got all A's and A*'s,' she gushed. Wow, Jassy spazzy is obviously much cleverer than I thought. Maybe she really was studying with Tom when she told me she was too busy 'studying' to come round.
'Well done, old chap!' I congratulated her. I found that I was actually rather proud of by bessie.
'Thank you, I was wearing my lucky knickers so...'
'The big ones?' I questioned, knowing that was a stupid question. All of Jas's knickers were big! I think she uses them to store things in, similar to how Mutti uses her 'shelves'.
'Oui.'
'I'm going to phone the Ace Gang,' I told her. 'Emergency celebration Viking Inferno disco at my house tonight. Be there or be square.'
Once I had made Jas swear on her stuffed owls lives that she would be there, I phoned the rest of the Ace Gang.
1.30
'Gee, we're home!' I heard Mutti's excited voice as the door opened. Honestly, I don't know whether they're excited because of my results, or because they're getting rid of me for two years.
Yup. That was the news I sprung on the Ace Gang.
I like to think they were upset.
If Rosie hanging onto my ankle and begging me not to go was anything to go by. She only let go when I promised I'd return in time for her Viking wedding which has now been confirmed for when she turns 19.
I like to think that I am full of maturity by deciding to leave home and go away to college for two years. I like to think that, but really it's so I get away for the so called Laugh.
30 secs later
Dave has barley even looked at me in the months that followed our break up. I was stuck in the lonely and sad bakery for a long time, but then I realized something.
Dave wanted me to grow up. How better to grow up than to leave the olds and go away to college?
1 min later
'Oh, Gee! Your father and I are so proud of you!' Mutti said, pulling me into a hug. I was too happy to pull away.
'Here you go Georgia.' Vati offered me a twenty pound note! I should do better in tests more often if there's money involved!
'Thank you Vati!' I actually felt a bit tearful, I would be leaving tomorrow, and while I would see Mutti, Vati and Libby (as well as the Ace Gang) in that time, it wouldn't be the same.
'We're so proud of your results, and that you want to go to that amazing college to do writing! You are so brave!' mutti gushed. I think she is nearing the valley of deranged, but don't like to say.
'Ginger!' Libby poked me in the leg, quite painfully at that. I don't think she liked being ignored.
Oh my giddy gods trousers! I really think I am going to blub now. I don't want to leave my little sister... I think I'll even really really miss the elderly mad.
Ah, and before I think too much into that insanity I'd better prepare the olds.
'Mutti, Vati, I invited the Ace Gang round later for snacks and dancing.'
'That's fine,' said mutti. I did my best goldfish impression. Did she really just say that was fine? Wow, they must be proud of me.
7 pm
The Ace Gang is here! I will really miss them, A LOT, when I go.
'I'll miss you guys!'
'Don't go!' Rosie begged. Somehow she failed with the whole puppy dog look – perhaps it was her fake beard, who knows?
'Yes, stay!' Mabs joined in.
'Tom said that Dave has really been thinking about you recently,' Jas added. I stared at her. Why had she not mentioned this before?
'He has?'
'Oui. Some fool,' here she looked pointedly at Rosie. 'Told him that you were leaving.'
'Either way,' I sighed. I must be committed. Committed I must be! 'I'm still going. It's a good opportunity.'
The Ace Gang stared at me in surprise. Even I would have stared at me if I were able. After all, since when does moi, Georgia Nicolson, think of work as a good opportunity?
I must be ill.
10.00pm
The Ace Gang and I willed the hours away with celebrationary 'Lets Go Down To The Disco' dances and midget gems.
We all cried a bit when it was time to say goodbye.
'When are you leaving?' Jools asked.
'Tomorrow afternoon,' I answered sadly. The college I was going to started a lot earlier than most, and so while everyone else would be enjoying their summer, I would be working.
Poo. And double merde.
Suddenly Jas threw her arms around me.
'I'll miss you Georgia! You're my best friend! I love you!'
'Alright, you lessie!' I laughed through my tears. 'You've all promised to visit, remember. And I'll be back in two years.'
The next few minutes passed in a tearful group hug, and then the Ace Gang went off, leaving me to spend the rest of the night saying goodbye to the mad ones.
Oh joy, this shall be fun. Not.
12am
All warmy in my cosy bed. The last night I'll spent in it...
I don't think I'll sleep. I owe it to my bed to stay up all night and share fond memories.
Such as when I – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Tuseday
4 pm
The day passed far too quickly. And it was full of more tearful goodbye's. Grandvati and Masie came round with 20p and, what I like to think of as, a jumper. Except there were no arm holes. I wore it anyway.
Even Angus and Gordy said goodbye to me, well, their version of goodbye, which involved scratching my tights to shreds.
And then it was time to go.
I climbed into the Robin O Biel without complaint while Vati loaded my suitcases (he didn't even comment about how much I'd packed!)
And then we were driving away.
I sniffed slightly.
20 secs later
Goodbye house, goodbye street sign, goodbye road.
Goodbye shop, goodbye park, goodbye... Dave?
Dave was standing at the street corner, watching the car with sad eyes. I felt the tears well up in my eyes again as we drove passed him. Seeing as Vati's care is so craparoonie, I was able to make out Dave mouth
'Goodbye, sexkitty.'
And then he was gone.
The End
A/N: Right-io. For anyone who did not understand, this chapter was based quite a few months after the last one. I assume that in SITNOP, Georgia was about 16 so in the time that passed I had her complete her GCSE's and finish school. She had recieved her results that day and was leaving the next one to go to college somewhere (I dunno where.)
As promised, I'll tell you why I did this, for anyone who doesn't know already. I think Georgia and Dave's relationship will work better in a couple of years when they've grown up (slightly). I could have just left Gee at home, but I felt that it would be far more effective to send her away. That way they can realize just how much they miss each other and care.
Sorry this wasn't that good a chapter, I struggled to write it. I planned to make it much more emotive, but gave up in the end. Ah well.
So... 'Ahoy There PANTS' takes place when Gee returns, at the age of eighteen/nineteen, and I'll try and get it up ASAP! So watch out for it!
Thank you soooooooooooooo much to everyone who's reviewd, faved and alerted this fic. I love getting reviews, they help me write more, better and faster. =D
Much love,
Jenny xxxxxx