19a/n: one of the many ways my terrible procrastination manifests itself. Drabble. Huddy if you want it to be.
disclaimer: I do not own the characters of House.
Dr. Gregory House on Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
1) The only reason he taunts her endlessly is because it, without fail, always elicits a knee-jerk reaction. Said reaction usually makes him hot.
2) There is nothing he loves more than her various pencil skirts. Or her low cut blouses.
3) He cannot distinguish whether her eyes are gray or blue. It doesn't matter though; he enjoys both.
4) He rather enjoys tossing various objects, such as coins or paperclips, down her cleavage simply because he rejoices in watching her struggle to retrieve them.
5) He secretly admires her. There is something commendable about a woman who becomes the first female Dean of Medicine. He doesn't let her know; he's excellent at keeping secrets.
6) He believes she is smarter than all his ducklings put together.
7) The amount of authority she possesses and certainly utilizes over him plays into a fantasy he's had all his life involving hand cuffs, numerous bottles of whipped cream, and a certain older Dean of Medicine.
8) He is one of the only people who know of her love for tequila. He uses this to his advantage; coincidentally showing up at her favorite bar around 11 PM every Saturday night.
9) He doesn't believe she would necessarily make a good mother. He believes she belongs in a hospital making good use of her innate skills. He doesn't tell her this; he knows it would crush her spirit.
10) He can smell her from hundreds of feet away. He hobbles down the hallway towards the clinic as fast as his cane permits when he detects the familiar smell of lavender and sandalwood approaching.
11) He knows she can dance well. Multiple hospital benefits and nights spent watching her dance, heavily sloshed at the bar, have aided him in coming to this conclusion.
12) Maybe he purposely orders her drinks stronger so by the end of the night, she's dependant upon him to bring her home safely.
13) He finds her nails being painted incredibly sexy. Every Monday morning, he looks forward to glancing at her nails and seeing the new color because he knows she undoubtedly spends her Sunday afternoons at the nail salon. Today he hopes they're a dark shade of crimson; reminds him of a harpy.
14) She calls the jagged scar at the base of her neck a proud battle wound from a fatal car accident, but he knows better: it's a scar from her long ago darker days of self mutilation.
15) He has thought about seriously buying her a new car multiple times. A green jeep just doesn't do a woman of her nature justice. A sleek black Lexus is undeniably more appropriate.
16) Her addiction to salads at lunchtime makes him often reconsider her intelligence. He knows she does it to maintain her fit figure, but he genuinely believes she will always retain that hot body of hers.
17) Her bright smile is the most beautiful thing in the world to him. Maybe he tries to produce said smile several times a day.
18) He cannot bear the sight of her even simply interacting with a human being of the opposite sex, unless that human being is himself.
19) He, Dr. Gregory House, may be in love with her, Dr. Lisa Cuddy.
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