not gonna do it!

Chapter 1

YA THINK?!

'Okay L, do not freak out…it`s just a closet, that…you happened to get trapped in…' L said to himself. The 12-year-old groaned mournfully. He slid down and decided to wait.

4 hours later…

'L? L where are ya?' a voice called.

'Here! In here! Help!' L shouted, hoping the person could hear him. After a few minutes, the door swung open, to reveal his identical twiin brother: Beyond Birthday.

'B! My hero!' L shouted, literally jumping on the other raven.

'how, the hell did you get locked in there?!' B asked, prising L off him.

I dunno!' he cried, looking about.

'whatcha lookin for?' B asked again.

'where are the others?' L replied.

'gone out…it`s outing day…nobody told me bout it, till I looked at board…' B trailed off, L sighed: whenever there was a day to go out, he and his brother were always left home-alone…always…they had even begged watari to take them out, but the flaming teachers wouldn`t even let them out of the garden or drive, the other kids could leave the gates and go to see their outside friends… but the twiins weren`t allowed at all.

'gee, I sure enjoy being home alone… nobody to tell us off…' B drawled.

'…nobody to supervise us…' L finished.

'let`s go bake a cake!' he suddenly shouts, making B grin mischievously.

'Cake!' the crimson eyed boy grinned.

'exactly.' L smiles, mischief in his onyx eyes. L grabbed B`s hand and tugs.

'c`mon! to the kitchen we go!' he said, tugging a bit harder now.

'ok!' B replied, let go and linked arms.

'#weeee`re, weeee`re!#' he started.

'#weeee`re off to see the spazzard! The wonderful spazzard of oz! #' L sang, as they skipped down the hallway, the floor an unusual shade of yellow… the duo was completely oblivious to the security cameras.

In the kitchen…

'okay…"put 2 cups of flour in a bowl'' …now what?' B asked, confused.

'we`re making a really big cake, so we`ll need 6 cups.' L stated, as B accidentally poured the whole bag in.

'whoops. Er, L? I put too much in.' he told his twiin. L shrugs, pouring a full bag of sugar into the mix: B cracked 4 eggs and tips the insides into the mix. The crimson-eyed boy laughs as his onyx-eyed twiin slips on a bit of fallen egg yolk. Said boy growled.

'shut ya frickin trap B!' L ground out, as his tail-bone throbbed in pain.

'sorry!' B giggled, extending his left arm + pulls L to his feet, dusting off.

'oww…that hurt.' L mumbled aloud.

'you ok?' B asked in concern, L nods.

The duo continued the cooking and soon they were pouring mixture onto baking trays. Both unaware of the 3 metal spoons that ha fallen into the mix. L put the trays into the oven, as B shut it afterwards, and put it on its highest mark. Now to wait…

'I`m bored…' B yawned, L agreed.

'hey L, they say that if you put paper-clips into a microwave, they fizzle…what happens if a light bulb is in there too?' B asked him. L shrugs.

'I dunno. Wanna try?' he asked him.

'okay.' B grinned as he began to rifle through the drawers for something metallic to use. L stood on the kitchen unit and grabbed a spare bulb, his big dark grey panda-like eyes checked for any extras…none found. He sighed and jumped down. B had got hold of some paper clips and was

putting them together, the duo now had now set it all up. L clips the bulb to the clips, B turns the microwave on, + the duo put them in, full power. L gave B a anxious look. ~will this work?~ L asks. ~well, we`re both geniuses but insane geniuses…innit L?~ B mused, L nodded in reply.

'unfortunately so, although I wonder what-' L was cut off as a strange sound emitted from behind them…the twiins whipped around to see that the cooker + microwave is shaking. Violently. Sensing danger, L grabs B, and ran to the dining table.

'B! we gotta hide! The cooker`s gonna blow!' he shouted frantically.

'push the table over!' B yelled after him, pushing said object over on its side, dives behind it. L got the hint + followed suit and braced themselves.

*BAKOOOM!* fire, debris, rubble, microwave, cooker, and cake, flew all over, when the smoke cleared: there was a massive hole where the cooker and microwave used to be. Only 1 thought crossed the twiins` mind:

~we…are…so…fucked.~