Disclaimer: I don't own Death note or any of it's characters, If I did then Misa would have killed herself a long time ago and Ryuk would be wearing a pink frilly tutu and dancing the apple dance every episode.

Hey, all the chapters in this story are based on actual events that have happened in the Death note crew's lives. All I did was change the names. So feel free to laugh your arse off and review.

Ryuk and Kira were upstairs talking about the concept of how to eat apples when they heard screaming from downstairs. Matsuda and Sayu were having a game of paintball and Sayu was screaming her head off.

'Sayu would you shut up I'm on the phone!' KiRA shouted, just then they heard an extremely girlish scream. Higher pitched than any girl she`d ever heard. She walked to the top of the stairs and saw the 1 who was screaming was Matsuda! KiRA fell over anime style while Ryuk went over to see who was screaming. When she saw who it was she sweat dropped and took a few steps backwards.

'Well that's… Disturbing' Ryuk, said. the teenager nodded in agreement.

'Yeah I always thought he was a girl in disguise' she explained. Ryuk burst out laughing.