Disclaimer: I don`t own death note for the love of strawberry cheesecake! o\)

Attack of the pigeons!

Rem was minding her own business, on her way back from the best place in the world *coughLondoncough* when a pigeon came out of nowhere and smacked her in the face.

'argh!' the pale shinigami screamed in shock, as she was knocked to the ground by the force. She swore she could see clouds floating above her...wait, clouds?

'you okay darling?' a male shinigami asked her.

'what hit me?' Rem asked, as the unnamed shinigami helped her up. Said shinigami bit his lip. Rem glared.

'a pigeon...a shinipigeon, to be correct.' He told her. Rem rubbed her face where it was still stinging. ~flipping rats with wings! Attacking me for no reason! Where`s my Death Note?!~ She scowled irritated.

1 week later...

'The thing attacked me!'

'Rem, you killed off nearly all the birds in MU. What more could you want?' Ryuk sighed exasperatedly.

'Yeah Rem! Leave the birds alone!' a random voice shouts, Rem growled.

'You wanna wake up as a girl in the morning?!'

'n-no...'

'Then SHUT UP!'