69WiLdWiTcH and kittyluver87: You wanted more…but sometimes you should be careful for what you wish for! It just might come true…
"Strip poker? The teachers?" Lucius Malfoy said in disgust.
"What's strip poker?" Someone asked. Malfoy snorted.
"It's a muggle game that has become the latest thing for most of the students there. Even the teachers are playing it." He explained how the game was played and several of the deatheaters snorted. Snape frowned.
"I didn't find it all that funny, Malfoy." He said.
"Maybe that's because one of the students passed around photos of you in heart print boxers." Snape took out his wand.
"I've got a better idea; instead of jinxing each other to death, let's settle this with a friendly game of poker. Who's in?"
"As long as we're not betting money. The wife's angry with me for spending so much time gambling instead of doing my job." Said Nott. Malfoy sighed.
"I guess we're playing strip poker, then." Malfoy conjured a pack of exploding snap cards and dealt them to each player. His own wife was playing. If this gets out, I'll be the laughing stock of the entire ministry! Thought Fudge. He had just recently joined the deatheaters after Voldemort had promised him to be the minister of magic when he, Voldemort, was the ruler of the world.
"Okay…when you want to bet something, you just say the item, right?"
"Yes, but wait your turn." Two deatheaters were already beginning to fight.
"Left of the dealer, just like in exploding Snape."
"I do believe that's exploding snap."
"I like exploding Snape better."
"ROBES!" Someone screamed out.
"I'll second that." Narcissa saunter over and put her hands playfully on her waist, pursing her lips at the crowd. Most of them went bright red and mumbled something like, "Yeah…I'll agree to that…" Malfoy frowned at them and the proceeded to examine their cards carefully. "Ace, king, queen, jack, 10." She said silkily, stroking one of the deatheaters jaw line. He blushed and put down his hand to reveal the worst hand that anyone had ever seen. He stood up and while all the while looking Narcissa right in the eyes, removed his robes. When his face reappeared over the edge of the robes, Narcissa had moved away and was attempting to seduce another deatheater. He stuck out his lower lip and pouted.
"Darn."
"I win." She said, sitting down on a chair and crossing one leg over the other. Most of the men looked hungrily at the exposed skin. Malfoy felt just about ready to use the killing curse on everybody right then and there.
The game went on like that for quite some time, Narcissa beginning to loose on purpose and revealing a hot pink, matching set of Victoria's Secret bra and undies. Malfoy had his robes and everything stripped from his back and blushed furiously as the entire cave roared with laughter at his witey-tighty, broomstick patterned undies. Wormtail had joined in two rounds ago and had already scared most of the players away with his Barney boxers. Out of the cave they ran, screaming at the top of their lungs. The remaining players looked at each other and shrugged.
"All." Narcissa said, rubbing her hands along the side of her body, and kneeled down to reveal a 2, 7, 9, king, and an ace. All the men leaned foreword and she wrapped her arms around her body once more.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" A voice roared from the entrance of the cave. 12 deatheaters, all strung up and nowhere to go, were being led by the last person that they would want to view them at that moment. Voldemort began firing curses everywhere, catching people in the butt. Narcissa began to wail loudly and the game was abruptly ended.
WiLdWiTcH: Not as funny as the other two…possibly one more to come after this, that is, if we're in a good mood later…or at least, if I'M in a good mood, since I'm the one who's typing! Hey! Give…me…that…keyboard!
Kittyluver87: Sorry, all, my co-writer WiLdWiTcH here is a little too wild for the keyboard. I'll give it back later, when she's calmed down. TTFN! *blows kisses at all the devoted hp fans who love and adore funny fics like this tacky one!*
WiLdWiTcH: *scowls angrily* Hey, that's my line! *attempts to escape from strait jacket*
Kittyluver87: Sorry, hun, you're staying there for a bit until I call the mental hospital.
WiLdWiTcH: *cackles insanely and struggles some more*