13Cullen's gone crazy chapter 2-Jacob is in trouble
Disclaimer: I own nothing….*tear..anyhoo on with the story. By the way all the names will stay the same..well except Bella's.
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Sisterpsychic23: hey guys, how r ya?
ClumsyHuman43: I'm good..kinda bored though
48: same…hey Bella?
ClumsyHuman43: yea Edward?
48: why is your name clumsy human?...you're not clumsy. Or human anymore.
ClumsyHuman43: oh shoot! You're right…one sec.
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Sisterpsychic23: wow..that was akward!
48: how so?
Sisterpsychic23: as if u don't know :P
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Sisterpsychihc23: hey hun
EmotionalOutcast: hi..uhh baby? Can u tone down the excitement? It's really strong right now!
Sisterpsychic23: oh sorry
48: GET A ROOM!
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48: guys that's nasty! Oh man…not in my c- oh never mind!
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48: oh hell no! I'm leaving right now!
Sexywerewolf236: why? Do u hate me that much?
48: yes
Sexywerewolf236: why?
48: cuz ur sleeping with my daughter!
Sexywerewolf236: well that's a good reason..i think
48: u actually think..wow
Sexywerewolf236: that's mean
48: oh I know ;)
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Sexywerewolf236: hey Bells
48: hi love
Whysoserious?: hey guys what did I miss?
48: oh nothing too important..
Whysoserious?: why do I not believe that?
Sexywerewolf236: cuz Edward is a total STICK IN THE MUD….yea I went there
48: I'm a stick in the mud? Wtf?
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Whysoserious: hey sweetie
SparkleyHuman01: hey mom, dad, Jake
48: hey
Sexywerewolf236: hey ness! Did u hear from Emily lately?
SparkleyHuman01: no why?
Sexywerewolf236: just wondering
48: actually he was hoping u didn't talk to Emily..only cuz she knows what the pack did today….and since the dog won't tell u..i will..first the pack went on a major sugar rush….then they went panty-raiding. Then they egged Jared's house (no Jared wasn't with them)
Then they tp'd Seth and Leah's place.
Sexywerewolf236: gee thanks so much
48: anytime ;)
SparkleyHuman01: YOU DID WHAT!?
Sexywerewolf236: uhh…what was that Sam? U need me to watch the southern end? Ok I'll be right there!
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SparkleyHuman01: mom, dad is it ok if I kill Jake?
48: can I help?
SparkleyHuman01: no he's MINE!...by the way mom..where is the base-ball bat?
48: ask Alice
SparkleyHuman01: ok…..bye guys
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48:hey guys
Whysoserious?: hi Emmett, rose how r u guys?
Imafllirt101: good…guess what?
Everyone but Emmett: what?
Imaflirt101: I LIKE WAFFLES
TheBestDamnThing; idiot *slaps Emmett*
Whysoserious?: ok then
48: yes sir!waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..not Carlisle again?
Imaflirt101: no..Esme
48: yes sir, yes sir…who helped this time….?
Imaflirt101: same as last time
Whysoserious?: hey rose? R u following any of this?
TheBestDamnThing: nope
48: uh-oh Jacob's in enough trouble already..he is so sleeping at Quil's tonight!
Imaflirt101: exactly..that's the point!
48: that my brother is pure genius!
Imaflirt101: speaking of which..u never did tell me…..did u find ur car?
48: yea..in MIKE NEWTON'S FREAKING GARAGE…and do u wanna know what was written on it? Well I don't care cuz I'm gonna tell u anyway… "Werewolves rock" was written ALL over it..i spent six and a half hours scrubbing my freaking car!
Imaflirt101: hahahahahahahahahahah
48:YOU KNEW?!
Imaflirt101: 'course
48: u had better to be able to run faster scared then I can angry..and since I'm ur brother I'll be nice and give u a 10 second head start…ready?
Imaflirt101: I'm not scared of u eddie –kins:P
48: 1..2…..10!
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Imaflirt101: ohh scary! AHHHHHHHHHHH EDWARD STOP IT!I DIDN'T MEAN TOO….IT WAS JASPER AND JACOB AHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE EDWARD STOP!
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Whysoserious?: what did u do?
48: I just hit him where it hurts!
TheBestDamnThing: did u burn all of it?
48: yep
Whysoserious?:all of what?
48: all of Emmett's Hannah Montana stuff
Imaflirt101:I WILL AVENGE U HANNAH!I PROMISE!
TheBestDamnThing: oh c'mon Hun..it can't be that bad
Imaflirt101: yes it can
TheBestDamnThing: ok how 'bout this we'll go and buy u some new stuff ok?
Imaflirt101: really?
TheBestDamnThing: sure
Imaflirt101: thanks rose..i love ya
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Whysoserious?: Are u really gonna get him new stuff?
TheBestDamnThing: of course not…his obsessions with Hannah Montana are really creepy..i should go and make sure he hasn't already left…bye guys
48: bye
Whysoserious?: bye rosie!
TheBestDamnThing: only Alice can call me Rosie!
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48: well love I guess it's just u and me
Whysoserious?:nah! It's just u
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48: no way! No freaking way!
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So what did u think? I'm a little stumped on what I should do the next chapter on..or hould it be random..like this one? I don't know..give me some idea's si vous plais..or please if u speak English. Review!