From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_emmettyahoo...com
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:06:45 PM
Subject:

Hello Emmett guess what

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:17:03 PM
Subject: Re:

Bella? I thought You were mad to find out that Edward really did burn my collection without telling you...so you were not talking to me...

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:29:35 PM
Subject: Re:

Well this isn't technically talking and I am so mad at Edward I am not going to talk to him for a...another...century I can't believe him I blame you! You are a very bad influence on him!

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:35:01 PM
Subject: Re:

WHAT?! What did I do? He burned my collection! He just got mad cause I was good at hide and seal and found it. So he burned it! And have you not denied him everything for a while? I swear the poor boy is a virgin again! And his poor Volvo did you have to wreck it? How mad are you at him?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:42:49 PM
Subject: Re:

you are always acting like a child I swear sometimes I cant tell the difference between you and renesmee and he disserves what he is getting I mean did you know that he hasn't done anything but mope around since she was born so the whole no action in the bedroom is his fault and at least I didn't wreck his Austin martin and I am so mad at him that I think I am switching teams TEAM JACOB

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:49:03 PM
Subject: Re:

You LIE! Edward tries hard not to gloat about you guys in bed every single day! He thinks he can get to me...But what he didn't know is that...I've been having sex in his Austin Martin! MWAHAHAHAH! I mean No you should not switch to Jacob. You know why? Because your own daughter would disown you!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 12:53:53 PM
Subject: Re:

oh he knows and we have been having a little fun our selves on you com desk were George sits

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 1:24:14 PM
Subject: Re:

George Jr. AND NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT George Jr.'s desk! I made it just for him! You are so wrong!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 7:01:15 PM
Subject: Re:

sorry things happen and it was fun more fun than what we did in the jeep after he caught you looking at bad pictures on the com of women that were not Rose inside the Volvo

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:12:32 PM
Subject: Re:

NOT TRUE! Where do you get such LIES! Wrestling women don't count as women...in bikini looking outfit... THEY DON'T COUNT!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:21:38 PM
Subject: Re:

Hey Emmett you know I love you right I like dogs oh oh oh and toasters they are so interesting I just can watch it pop all day did you know that the sky is blue why is the sky blue and why did the munchkins give there baby to Esme Alice is fun she gave me sugar ahhhhhhhhhhhh... fun Edward is trying to get my sugar help Emmett I have to hide sugar plum away

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:26:40 PM
Subject: Re:

Who is sugar plum? And why did they give you sugar? Are you sure that Alice didn't give you a red bull?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:33:01 PM
Subject: Re:

why would a bull be red and better yet y would I want one how do they make circles because you cant use so two lines and Alice wants me to make a circle why do they call it A1 I mean A and 1 don't go together did you know that Edward has rock friends by you guys refused to play with him how do vampires make those things stand up

I mean they don't have blood so how do they do it maybe they use glue I am so going to try that

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:35:49 PM
Subject: Re:

MAKE WHAT STAND UP!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:40:10 PM
Subject: Re:

The one eyed trouser snake you know that thing that lives in Eddie boys pants that concept has always scared me I think about it a snake that lives in your pants that has sharp teeth shhhhhhh... I am hiding I have a 5lb bag of sugar and Edward cant find me

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:46:44 PM
Subject: Re:

Wait...Why are you talking about his peeny-weinie? And where is George Jr.? Why are you in my closet?! You're scaring me

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:50:55 PM
Subject: Re:

because its pretty I am going to name him fluffy and get him a pretty pink bow with sparkles because he needs some bling bling did you know that you have sparkly thongs in here are they for you or rose and there is a rather large school girl outfit that wouldn't fit rose in a million years

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 12:54:30 PM
Subject: Re:

Bella you're spelling everything weird. And those things are um...Rosalie's and that school girl outfit is Carlisle I'm just holding onto it...for um him...

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 1:18:36 PM
Subject: Re:

ummmm there is no way that this outfit is Carlisle because and the top of the sweater it says "Rosalie's Bitch" and that is you so maybe you should just admit that you are a cross dresser and btw me I thought you said that Edward burned all you Hannah Montana stuff because if he did then why do you have blond wig in here and don't try to tell me its Rosalie's because she already has blond hair

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:06:39 PM
Subject: Re:

Uh they are not Hannah Montana I swear NOW get out of my closet! NOW or I'll tell Edward what you did to Jasper

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:14:34 PM
Subject: Re:

What did I do to jasper? Loading loading loading...loading loading loading just keep loading Raw hide

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:26:06 PM
Subject: Re:

You sprayed him with you're smelly perfume... And raw hide?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:42:23 PM
Subject: Re:

no I didn't spray him I don't even wear perfume next time you threaten someone know the facts

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:08:24 PM
Subject: Re:

WHAT EVER!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:21:00 PM
Subject: Re:

Emmett are you on drugs

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:25:50 PM
Subject: Re:

The question is are you on drugs Bella?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:37:46 PM
Subject: Re:

No I am on sugar which is not a drug because it is legal mwahhahahahahah! and I seem to have a blond wig that belongs to a certain someone I think I am going to take hostage

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:44:15 PM
Subject: Re:

NO! NO! And sugar is illegal only to you.

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:05:15 PM
Subject: Re:

No no no no I need SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I love me some sugar

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Friday, April 24, 2009 12:18:27 PM
Subject: Re:

Bella you need help.

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:25:06 PM
Subject: Re:

No correction I need that prude boyfriend of mine to give it up already. And quit calling him my husband! He has to get rid of his virginity before he can call himself that!

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:34:44 PM
Subject: Re:

Are you saying that you're not going to marry him? That would make his angsty heart break! And are you calling yourself a stripper? You know what Eddy boy would have to say about that.

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Tuesday, May 5, 2009 12:08:46 PM
Subject: Re:

bean bag

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Wednesday, May 6, 2009 11:41:45 AM
Subject: Re:

Hey...Bella? What's in a bean bag?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Wednesday, May 6, 2009 11:59:05 AM
Subject: Re:

dude do you know what concept scares me the one eyed trouser snake I mean think about it a snake that lives in you pants that has one eye and really really sharp teeth

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Wednesday, May 6, 2009 12:08:27 PM
Subject: Re:

Did you ever think about Edwards one eyed trouser snake? Like that?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:18:26 PM
Subject: Re:

No I think of it as a kitty named fluffy meow!

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:20:23 PM
Subject: Re:

Bella you are an odd ball...Now...GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:37:30 PM
Subject: Re:

I'm odd ball I don't want to be odd ball I want spots yes I found a black permanent marker no more odd ball for me

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen leechlover4evayahoo...com
Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:41:59 PM
Subject: Re:

BELLA OUT OF MY CLOSET NOW!

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:48:18 PM
Subject: Re:

I got spots and I AM NOT IN YOUR CLOSET

From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
To: Bella Cullen
Sent: Friday, May 8, 2009 11:00:12 AM
Subject: Re:

Wait then if you're not in my closet how did you exit my room without my knowledge?

From: Bella Cullen
To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_
Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:48:18 PM
Subject: Re:

First of all I have no clue what a knowledge is and second I took the tunnels under the cardboard cut out of Brad Pitt they lead to jaspers room Emmett why do you have tunnels that lead to jaspers room