Restrictions:
- It cannot be rated lemon (or M, for those who don't know what 'lemon' is)
- It must be a one shot. (SORRY!)
- It must have 500-3000 words. (I know, big gap but I wanna give you guys a free reign... Or as free as this will get)
- Every character must speak at least once
- A maximum of two OCs, unless they are minor OCs like cashiers.

Words that must be used:
- Joy
- Bubbles
- Ding-dong
- PIE!
- Fooootball (with all the 'o's)

Phrases/Sentences:
- "Stupid piece of retarded crap!"
- "When running is the sole option, you run. When jumping is the sole option, you jump. When fighting is the sole option, you either RUN like hell, or ya FIGHT!"
- "I'm having one of those girl's days."
- "I NEED CHOCOLATE!"

Others:
- Enter by February 17th (if you're a little late, it is fine...)
- Submit by March 1st. (Lol, my B-day! -Saint)
- Advertise this group as much as possible please! XD

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Y'all (I'm not southern…) know I can't resist me a contest! YEEHAW! Crazy person alert means no offense to Southerners. She also means no offense to the New York Mets. Why? CUZ THE YANKEES RULE! I don't own the Yankees and I don't own Maximum Ride. *cries*

Nudge POV

Its been 3 years since we blew up the School. Ella and Docta M as Iggy called her, had died and Max was still kinda edgy. It the anniversary of their death. I was a little more mature, but I still loved to talk. I was outside playing with bubbles. Wanna know how?

Wanna?

Wanna?

Well, I got a new power! Guess what it is! I CAN BLOW BUBBLES OUT MY NOSE! I only found out, like 5 minutes ago! I gotta go find Max! She would want to know!

I ran to go find her and Gazzy shouted as I almost flew past him "Who started the fire? I WANNA SEE!"

I stopped running and turned to him "When running is the sole option, you run. When jumping is the sole option, you jump. When fighting is the sole option, you either RUN like hell, or ya FIGHT. Since ya don't want to fight me," I cracked my knuckles and he gulped and stared at them, "I suggest you run like hell!"

He squared his shoulders and took out a pink light saber (I didn't even enough know if they made pink light sabers!) and slashed the air. "Bring. It."

He attempted to hit me, but it broke on my shoulder.

"Retarded piece of crap." He muttered and, being a smart boy, he ran away. Ha-ha!

I continued to run and I passed Iggy. Then something that never happened before.

Ever.

He burned a pie. A PIE! "Joy," he muttered and threw it in the trash. Fang was holding the trash open and he looked up at me. He looked away and stared back. I remembered I had bubble goo, all over my face and said, "I'm having a one of those girl's day."

He looked scared and said "TMI." And then looked away.

"HAHA! I'm kidding I got a new power and I'm going to go show Max! Bye bye!" and I raced away.

I ran to Max's room and she was doing Angel's hair. "Hi, hi! Max! Max, guess what!"

"I NEED CHOCOLATE!" screamed Max. Now that I noticed, she looked kinda over worked…

"She had a bad day Godsister?" I asked kneeling in front of Angel.

"Yes. She has been a joy to us all." She replied sarcastically. Since when is Angel sarcastic?

She stopped petting Total and asked "Can you show me your power?" excitedly.

"OF COURSE! IT'S SUPER FUN! LOOK!" I made the bubbles.

"Since when is she sarcastic?" I asked Total.

"I don't remember when she became sarcastic… Maybe she's been spending too much time with Fang. He's been trying to teach her football-"

"FOOOOOTBALL!" she cheered, running through the bubbles. Weird 9 year olds.

"Ding-dong! I can hear you!" she called.

"I KNOW!" Total and I called simultaneously.

"So, new power?" he asked.

"Yup." I responded.

Soooooooo, it's a contest. That I'll prolly lose. Ah well, review!