5cRaZyMaN676 Reportin' 4 duty!
Disclaimer: Okay, what the hell was that?! Frickin' creep, hacking my frickin' system like that...
WARNING:-
Disclaimer(cont'd): Oh, COME ON!
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Disclaimer(fin): Right, as if.
Subject: The Big Diff
Time: Classified.
Web Address: Classified.
Date: Classified
Date to Prom: Unknown
Eye Color: ... Wierd?
Sexual Orientation: Oh, fuck you!
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?: Alright, fools, the number 1 ninja is in the house!
?: Aw, shut up Whiskers. Monster-Mom let u 2 close to the computer again, didn't she?
Whiskers: Not really my idea, but it'll do.
Whiskers: Wait a minute, who the hell r u?! And who r u callin' Monster-Mom?!
?: ... I am U.
Whiskers: Who?
U: Not Who, U.
Whiskers: You mean, U r U?
U: ... Sure, let's go with that. Exactly.
Whiskers: But I don't know any1 named U. So who r U?
U: I am U.
Whiskers: So u r me?
U: No, I am U. U know a guy named Mi?
Whiskers: Uhm... No.
U: I know a guy named Mi.
Whiskers: So... U r U and he is Mi?
U: Yup.
Whiskers: But I am me!
U: No, ur not, u r you, he is Mi.
Whiskers: But I thought u said...
U: I did. And now I'm saying this.
Whiskers: I think I know what you are now.
U: Really? What's that?
Whiskers: U am confusing.
U: Yes, U am.
?: What r u idiots doing?
Whiskers: Not me, him.
U: Her.
Whiskers: She.
U: It.
Whiskers: They.
?: Them!
Whiskers: ... What?
U: Same thing here.
?: Sorry, got caught up in the moment.
U: Ah... now I know who u r...
Whiskers: Huh?
U: No, not me, her.
Whiskers: Her?
U: Monster-Mom over here.
?: What?!
Whiskers: AH, so you mean... her...
U: Yes.
Not-A-Monster: WHat the hell r u idiots talking about?!
Whiskers: Well, we're not talking, per se...
U: Blondie, don't use words that you don't understand...
Not-A-Monster: Ooh, suck THAT!
Whiskers: ... I knew it.
Not-A-Monster: Oops.
U: What? U knew what?
Whiskers: U know nothing, so shut up.
U: Not till you tell me!
Whiskers: NEVER!
U: U WILL!
Whiskers: U WILL NOT!
Not-A-Monster: ... Who the fuck is U?
U: Who the fuck is u, huh?
Not-A-Monster: ... Ouch. Burn.
Whiskers: Huh?
?: U guys would kill urselves without me, wouldn't you?
Not-A-Monster: Sad, but 'Burn'.
U: I reiterate: Who the fuck is u, huh?
?: Not u, that's fer sure.
Not-A-Monster: Oooh, bad burn, bad burn!
Whiskers: All this 'Burning' is starting to make my head hurt...
Not-A-Monster: ... Okaaaay... Fergut u then.
U: Ah, wait! I know u!
?: I'm sure u do.
Not-A-Monster: Burned again!
U: Gah- stop putting words in my mouth!
?: I'm not putting anything in ur mouth.
Not-A-Monster: Uber-Burn!
Whiskers: Will u stop burning people already?!
U: I'm not burning anybody though!
Not-A-Monster: ... That one was sad, just plain sad...
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