6Who's the Real Uke
Okay soooo…I was really bored one day… And I always thought this could happen, and then I saw this comic and it made me giggle, because I thought the same thing. By the way this is based in Naruto. Not shippuuden! Lol so forgive the crackafied story. I was bored…XD
A long yawn, followed by a grunt of a bed. The young blonde was now waking to the light of a new morning.
"Wow, it sure is nice out today." Naruto Uzamaki sighed sitting up, watching the world outside his window.
The sky was a light blue, soft fluffy clouds placed randomly about it, drifting lazily along. The sun shining its blinding rays of the window and overflowing onto his face and bed and were ever else it could reach with its golden claws. A soft breeze blew through the trees and grass, creating nature's ballet and song.
What made this day even better for the young shinobi was the sweet fact that his team, team 7, had today off.
"Yeah!" Naruto cried out happily, "what to do today?"
Throwing off his remaining covers he jumped out of bed dramatically then proceeded to run to his small closet to produce his favorite orange ninja attire and his precious headband.
'Maybe I'll go try to get Sakura to go out with me today!' Naruto grinned at the thought.
He ran out of his small home, slamming the door closed behind him.
SLAM!
"Ah!" Naruto cried as he fell backwards landing on his back.
"Watch where your going dobe!" A familiar voice said annoyed.
"Ouch! Sasuke!?" Naruto growled angrily rubbing the bump that was slowly appearing on the backside of his head where it had collided with the hard ground, "What are you doing here!?"
He looked up at the young Uchiha, and was greeted by a very interesting sight.
"Uh…Sasuke?" Naruto asked confused, trying to stop the flow of blood streaming out of his nose.
"What?
"You…U-uh…"
"…."
"What are you wearing?!"
"….It was a dare…."
"I…see. S-since when do you do dares?"
"That is a looong story…"
Naruto Looked over Sasuke, still pinching his nose to stop the blood flow.
Sasuke was dressed very unlike the everyday Sasuke…Instead of his usual Uchiha appeal; he wore a short blue school girl skirt and a tight pink short sleeved shirt. White stockings with little pink ribbons on ether side of the top outer part, traveled up his leg to the knees. And light pink pumps to go with it. Eyeliner and a violet eye shadow and a light pink lip gloss made his eyes and lips pop. A French manicure was slightly noticeable on his nails. The spikes that normally where present in his blackish blue hair where now combed down, lying smoothly out against his pale neck.
"You can stop checking me out at anytime…" Sasuke said annoyed crossing his arms.
"…"
"Hello?"
"It's kinda hard…NOT looking at you…" Naruto said, amusement ringing in his words.
"Shut up…" Sasuke said, a light blush forming on his cheeks.
"Hey, Sas-uke, remind me to thank who' ever dared you. Life torcher awaits you." Naruto said adding great emphasis on the 'Uke' part.
A vein pulsed in Sasuke's temple.
"…"
"What's wrong…Mr. Uke."
"…."
"Oh sorry. Was it MS. Uke?"
"…."
"HEY! What are you doing Sasuke!?" Sas-UKE! IT'S SAS-UKE!"
"Shut up dobe."
Sasuke grabbed hold of Naruto's wrist and forcible dragged him back into his apartment that he oh-so-regrettable forgot to lock, and proceeded to show Naruto who was REALLY the Uke. D
Yeah...So...hehe...Gomenasai! This has been sitting in my notebook for a while now...So i finally decided to put it on here. ^^' Thanks for reading! comments are appreciated!