Hello loves...this is my first Big Bang Theory fic, though I'm fairly sure it will not be my last, but that's where you come in. Please tell me honestly what you think, because I'd like to know if I'm doing the show proud. Of course it will be a Penny Sheldon fic, has there ever been a better pairing...well...since Draco and Hermione, but we wont go there.

Disclaimer: Gah, I wish.


The Wedding Conundrum

Prologue

"I most certainly will not." He protested heatedly into the receiver.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper PhD stood hunched slightly near the island counter in the kitchen of apartment 4A. He was holding the phone carefully, almost as if he feared he'd drop it thus losing the verbal battle he was having with whoever it was on the other end. His green lantern shirt was rumpled, the sleeves of the brown stripped long sleeved undershirt pushed up just past his elbows. The rest of the conversation was conducted in harsh whispers until finally Sheldon seemed to slump, if further, in defeat, his hand all the while covering his privates protectively. He nodded his head vehemently though the person on the other end obviously couldn't see it, before giving a very curt goodbye and hanging up.

"What was that all about?" Leonard asked from his place in his chair. He'd been watching with rapt attention the entire situation, as had everyone else.

Sheldon didn't answer, but merely ambled over to his place on the couch, lightly fluffing the striped multicoloured pillow before taking his seat. He placed his hands on his knees, staring intently at them for a moment before lifting his head, staring at a spot on the wall on the other side of the room as he spoke.

"Missy is getting married." He mumbled.


Just the beginning, much more to come...reviews please? I'll love you forever I swear.

Starry