Author's Note: I do not own Twilight or Star Wars.

Third person POV.


Emmett was walking in the forest by the Cullen house, when he was suddenly knocked down by something extremely quick and strong. He then heard a strange –ZAP- sound from somewhere up ahead.

"What the Volturi?"

Emmett heard some rustling noises and suddenly, a tall, gangly alien figure emerged from behind a nearby tree.

"Exqueese me!" the creature said. "Mesa need to get to Otoh Gunga."

Emmett's eyes widened. "Who are you?"

"Oh! Exqueese me!"the creature apologized.

"Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks! Mesa your humble servant!"

"Um…come again?" Emmett said, staring blankly.

"Whersa am I?" Jar-Jar asked.

"Forks, Washington."

-*blink blink*- The creature blinked several times in confusion.

"Wheresa that?"

"Um, why do yousa talk funny? ACK! Why do me talk funny? ALICE!" Emmett began to run off toward his house, leaving Jar-Jar behind.

"Where is yousa going? Whosa is Alice?"


Jar-Jar! Wheresa is Alice? Read and review, please :] The more reviews I get, the faster Emmett will get to Alice for help! [In other words, I'll get the next chapter up sooner]