Questions

In which Sakura asks too many questions, Sasuke gives answers, and Naruto hates Sasuke, really.

Disclaimer: do not own. seriously.

Sakura: Sasuke, would you like to get dinner with me tonight?

Sasuke: NO.

Sakura: Why not? Why do you always turn me down? *sob*

Sasuke: Hn.

Sakura: Am I not good enough for you? Please tell me why! *sob*

Sasuke: You're just not my type.

Sakura: Who is your type?

Sasuke: Naruto

Sakura: *looks around* What does Naruto have to do with anything?

Sasuke: You wanted me to answer your question.

Sakura: What!

Sasuke: Naruto is my type. You are not Naruto therefore you are not my type.

Sakura: What! You're gay!

Sasuke: Hn.

Sakura: *passes out*

Sasuke: *walks off*

Naruto: Teme, do you know why Sakura is passed out on the bridge?

Sasuke: I told her that we're going out.

Naruto: What! We're NOT dating!

Sasuke: I know dobe.

Naruto: Then why would you say something like that?

Sasuke: She won't stop asking me out.

Naruto: So you tell her we're gay?!

Sasuke: Exactly.

Naruto: I hate you.

Sasuke: Love you too.

Naruto: *glare*

Sasuke: *sigh* If I buy you ramen will you forgive me?

Naruto: A weeks worth and we've got a deal.

Sasuke: Hn. Fine.

Later at Ichiraku

Sakura: *spots Naruto and Sasuke* Hey guys!

Naruto: *with mouth full* Hey Sakura-chan!

Sasuke: Hn.

Sakura: I thought you didn't like ramen Sasuke? What are you doing here?

Sasuke: We're on a date.

Sakura: *passes out*

Naruto: TEME!

Sasuke: *sigh* More ramen?

Naruto: yep.