No clue when this would be set, random AU time line I suppose.

Obviously I do not own, though Doctor Who is on the list of things I think I would like to own :D

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The Doctor awoke with his world turned upside down. Well not really the world. Well his TARDIS could be considered his world. Well OK only he was upside down, but that is not the point. The last thing he remembered was the smug look, of the one who poisoned him. It only knocked him out for about 20min and now he was fine, except for the blood rushing to his head, but that was not the point either. The point is that one of the people he had called friend, betrayed him. Well two if you count the TARDIS, she completely refused to help him and was laughing about the betrayal. In that 20min he had been successfully taken out of his pinstripes and dressed in a bright yellow outfit. Not that he minded yellow or bright colors, just that he now had nothing in his pockets to get himself down from the TARDIS's ceiling. Complicating escape further were the binds on his wrists and ankles that attached to a metal bar to keep him from wiggling around too much.

His mind reeled, there had to be a way to get down, right? He had been trapped by every kind of evil in existence and he would be taken down by some one he let into his TARDIS, and trusted of his own free will. One who managed to get said TARDIS on his side. The Doctor decided he would like to know what made her turn on him, had to of been good.

The creek of the doors made him look up, would it be his betrayer? Or a savor? "i am back" The happy voice drifted in to the consul room and the Doctor grinned.

"Rose! Get me down!"

Rose dropped the bag she was holding and rushed forward but stopped short. She looked up at the hanging Time Lord and broke out laughing.

"not you too" he groaned as the TARDIS laughed harder.

"but-" She tried to stop laughing long enough to talk but her control was failing her. "you loo-" Taking a deep breath she tried again "you look like a banana!" and then her laughter became louder as the Doctor's eyes widened.

Jack popped in to the room from around the corner, "I KNEW you would get it!" and then joined her in laughing.

The Doctor scowled then a memory of a nice place he always meant to take them made him brighten "hey! I know this place where the Bananas are as big as people! The Banana groves go on for miles! It is truly brili-" unfortunately his idea only made them laugh harder.