10BACKTRACK TO THE PAST
Luke, Leia and Han were sitting at the funeral pier watching Darth Vader burn, when a blinding light and a roar in the force made them all flinch and protect their eyes. When they finally removed thier hands they found they were in a strange room, They then saw some people that were long dead and someone that looked strangely like Luke. Everyone in the room immediately looked at there strange new guests then Yoda then proceeded to say,
"Curious, very curious. Strong in the force the twins are."
Luke and Leia could only stare, but Han on the other hand started laughing. When the Jedi all asked why he was laughing Han just replied,
"How did you know they were twins? I didn't know until they told me." Yoda then said,
"Force signature is the same, the force is strong with them. Jedi origins they have."
Obi-wan then looked at Anakin and said,
"Anakin how many times do I have to tell you attachment is forbidden?" That caught Luke and Leia's rapt attention.
"I'm sorry master." Were all the words Anakin could form. Luke then said,
"Were in all Darth Vader's imperial troops are we?" all the people in the past said,
"Who's Darth Vader?" A loud sigh then escaped Luke's lip
After a few moments Han said,
"Who doesn't know Vader, dark lord of the sith? Sideous's little pet project?"
Silence only proceeded that comment. Han was just fed up with this shit now, all of the stuff that have been going on the past few years ever since he met Luke and that old geezer. What was his name Gobi-One or was is Obi-Wan? Yeah, that was it.
"Obi-wan, do know who Darth Vader is?" Anakin asked. Obi-wan replied,
"Oh Anakin I wish I knew! All this talk is giving me a sith-pit of a headache!"
Han, Luke and Leia all immediately screamed out,
"Obi-Wan? Anakin? Do you mean Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker?" all of the members of the Jedi council immediately went,
"Well duh." Luke and Leia just looked at each other and said
"Oh boy."
But Han just had to ask,
"Hey isn't that your dad's name." Luke and Leia just yelled at Han,
"No fucking kidding, ya nerf hearder." Anakin had a look of terror on his face,
"Father!?" Han just laughed while saying,
"You think that's bad, wait till you find out who's Darth Vader and who's responsible for the murder of millions of Jedi." Leia slapped Han while Luke yelled at Han saying,
"Han you dip shit they don't know about that yet!" Han had had enough he hated Luke. He only put up with him because his sister was hot. So Han yelled at Luke,
"Hey you son of a sith, don't call me a dip shit, it's not my fault your daddy's a murderer!" Leia then turned towards Han and hit him in the balls while saying,
"You dip shit, we're twins, which means THE SAME PARENTS!"
All han could think was oh shit!