TITLE: Alice and Alice
RATING: T for language and Superjail-ness
SUMMARY: The Twins of Superjail decide to concoct a new plan to drive the Warden insane; switching his tough prison guard Alice with sweet Alice Liddell of Wonderland.
So you all thought I was dead, eh? LOSERS. Nah, I got one HECK of a case of writers block and overtime lost interest in my Willy in Wonderland story 3 but now, I'm on to Superjail and Alice in Wonderland. This is a good crossover since Superjail's violent mirrored place of Wonderland 33333 if you don't know superjail, there's Wikipedia and you can watch the episodes on the Adult Swim website. LOVE!
Both Twins looked at each other, unsure which one to press the button. The button that would be the start of their best plan yet. One Twin motioned his brother to press the button, and Twin #2 extended his gloved and out and...
Alice Liddell, now 16, and decided to move to Wonderland. Now acquainted with all the creatures there, she could choose to live with who she pleased. Not a single Wonderlandian minded, though, since Alice was quite popular. She told stories to the children about England, had frequent croquet games with the queen, and was constantly over at Hare's place to have tea (Much to Hatter's disapproval). Hatter always sulks around when Alice comes since Hatter has a bigger ego than all Wonderlandians put together and Alice would always crush it with her good looks and amazing intellect. Hatter would always announce he was going to the bathroom every ten minutes and stay in there for half and hour, or at least until Alice left, then would come outside and be his usual ditzy self, prancing around the table and annoying Hare.
Alice of Superjail, though, was quite of the different matter. Alice started off as a man who got a gender change; the doctor really messed up, since you really couldn't tell that Alice was a woman besides the fact of her long red hair, pink glasses, and enormous bosom. She was the prison guard of the Jail and was frequently courted by the Warden, an anorexic young man with a purple top hat and yellow glasses who had some mysterious ability to ride on rainbows and unicorns and whatnot. No one really knows WHY the Warden even likes Alice, but that will probably be a mystery for all time.
Now on with my story, I'm finished ranting.
It seems like Twin #2 chickened out and withdrew his hand from its place above the button. Twin #1 mumbled and slammed a fist on the button, breaking it. They both shrugged and decided to let their plan settle in while they played a few rounds of Tetris.
The plan took an hour to work. By that time, everyone was asleep. The Twins were sleeping, Jailbot was recharging, and Warden was having insane dreams again. Hatter was sleeping, Hare was sleeping, Alice was sleeping. Nothing interesting happened…at least till Alice woke up.
Alice Liddell's eyes cracked open, adjusting to the light of day. Her pajamas felt different; her flannel nightgown was replaced with pink lingerie. Her eyes didn't adjust, and she realized that she wasn't looking at the sun, but at hideous yellow wallpaper. Giving a startled shriek and falling out of the bed, she sprang up and nearly fell forward.
She looked out the window; no forest, but a huge city almost of insane buildings all with a face on it, the face of a person with glasses and a gap in his teeth. Alice looked at her selection on what to wear; prison guard uniforms. Grumbling, she threw one on and ran out of her room.
Alice of Superjail swung her huge arm over, expecting to hear the smash of her fist crushing her alarm clock.
Drowsily opening her eyes, she looked around. This wasn't her room. Everything was a pastel shade of blue, even the bedsheets. Her usually comfortable pink lingerie was now a starchy flannel nightgown. Ripping, yes RIPPING it off, she threw open the closet door. No uniforms. Blue dresses and white aprons. They barely fit her, but whatever. She needed to get out, since there was gonna be ass to pay.
END FOR NOW
Well…well…well…derererer. I'm trying. Okay. Trying. Argh.