39Lili and Dragunov's 100 Drabbles
Summary: A hundred drabbles on the pairing Lili x Dragunov from different point of views. Rated T for alcohol consumption, cigarette use, violence and sexual themes.
Note: Their appearances here may not match the original outfit, because I am using my customized character outfits for their appearances. Lili wears dress hat, eye patch, teddy bear, shoes and socks with color 2 set to black. Meanwhile, Dragunov dons sabre with color 2 and 3 set to black.
Made this fanfic because I felt that the world needed more Lili x Dragunov.
Two Sides of the Coin
He was feared because of his fighting prowess…
People cowered when they heard his name…
He was "The White Angel of Death" on the battlefield…
And yet… Here he was, reduced to babysitting a bunch of teenagers… Oh, the humiliation…
Dragunov stood there in a corner, leaning his back on the wall with his arms crossed against his chest, wishing for something exciting and dangerous to happen because he was extremely bored. At the moment, he was in Emily Rochefort's room, or as she had quickly nagged him… Lili's room, glaring at the girly atmosphere that threatened to suffocate him, and he could almost imagine himself being sent into prison if this were to keep up, or worst… an asylum.
'*Почему - я здесь снова?' he thought to himself irritably, before mentally jumping at the sound of squealing girls, which to him, sounded more like shrieking banshees, and had happened to overhear the conversation, just in time for the Kansai girl, Asuka, to rant about that jerk Jin for the umpteenth time.
"*そのジンのその神経! 何も起こらなかったように私の箱の上陸およびふりをすること! 馬鹿! 愚か者! 愚か者! 馬鹿! 死になさい! 私は彼が再度私彼を打ちのめすことを私が見るかどうか誓う! 私を聞くか。!" she screamed, slamming her fists on the table, spilling her glass of iced tea, before overturning the table out of rage as Xiaoyu and Lili jumped out of its way just in time.
Xiaoyu shook her head at this, hearing Asuka's rant and pouted; "*不要生金，阿苏卡的气。 我肯定他没有意味它。 他是一个好人。"receiving a withering look from the Japanese girl who just shrugged at this, knowing all too well of the girl's little crush on her cousin.
Lili, seeing the storm that was Asuka calming down, decided to join into the conversation once more; "Oh, I truly do not know what you see in that Jin person. He sounds awfully rude and perverted from what Asuka has said." she giggles, putting her gloved hand to her mouth, as the next few words just flew out of her mouth, and when she had realized it, it was too late; "He isn't at all like darling Sergei. Such a complete gentleman and such a handsome man too."
"*か。 ゾンビの人を好むか。! それはちょうど不可解なリリーである! あなたのために!" Asuka choked out, stifling a laugh as she clutched her sides, as well as earning a confused look from Xiaoyu; "*哼？ 我认为您喜欢Ganryu…"
Lili giggled at her friends, when a cough made her flush a deep red… The girls had completely forgotten that 'zombie man' was in the room…
"*Я иду. Теперь." Dragunov said in a dead pan, before marching out of Lili's room and slamming the door, even when Lili tried to chase after her, leaving a sad Lili, a confused Xiaoyu and the happiest Asuka that ever roamed the earth in the girly room.
Lili put a finger on her chin and piped up; "Was it something I said?"
*Почему - я здесь снова? – Why am I here again?
*そのジンのその神経! 何も起こらなかったように私の箱の上陸およびふりをすること! 馬鹿! 愚か者! 愚か者! 馬鹿! 死になさい! 私は彼が再度私彼を打ちのめすことを私が見るかどうか誓う! 私を聞くか。! - That nerve of that Jin! Landing on my chest and pretending as if nothing happened! Idiot! Fool! Fool! Idiot! Die! I swear if I see him again I will beat him up! You hear me?!
Note: Not the actual canon ending, but it was too funny to ignore.
*不要生金，阿苏卡的气。 我肯定他没有意味它。 他是一个好人。- Do not be mad at Jin, Asuka. I am sure he did not mean it. He is a good person.
* か。 ゾンビの人を好むか。! それはちょうど不可解なリリーである! あなたのために! – Eh! You like zombie man?! That's just weird Lili! Even for you!
*哼？ 我认为您喜欢Ganryu… - Huh? I thought you like Ganryu…
*Я иду. Теперь. – I'm going. Now.