39Lili and Dragunov's 100 Drabbles
Summary: A hundred drabbles on the pairing Lili x Dragunov from different point of views. Rated T for alcohol consumption, cigarette use, violence and sexual themes.
Note: Their appearances here may not match the original outfit, because I am using my customized character outfits for their appearances. Lili wears dress hat, eye patch, teddy bear, shoes and socks with color 2 set to black. Meanwhile, Dragunov dons sabre with color 2 and 3 set to black.
Made this fanfic because I felt that the world needed more Lili x Dragunov.
Author's Notes: I have lost all will to use Babelfish since you'll be looking at the translation anyway. If something is in a different language, it would be bolded and italicized. Bolded words are in plain English, while italicized anything is in thoughts or narration. Oh, and Dragunov is special, so anything that does belong to him (speech or thoughts) are bolded and underlined, because he is cool like that. Did any of that make sense?
In short:
"blah" 'blah' – To minor characters who don't speak English
"blah" – English, usually Lili
"blah?" – Russian via Dragunov
6 Sides of the Dice
They were playing one of those silly little children's board games- strangely and surprisingly, they had gotten the silent Russian warrior to play with them… It was 'snakes and ladders' to be exact. With them was Xiaoyu (and her pet Panda) as well as Kazuya Mishima…
"Don't ask…" Kazuya said in Japanese with an irked tone as Dragunov gave him a look… It was the normal look Dragunov had but there was that connection those stoic, grumpy guys had that made them understand each other. And yes, don't ask- because it is the authoress' fault and I wanted to put Kazuya in here… for no reason. AT. ALL.
Dragunov gave him another look that seemed to say; "But I didn't even talk,"while Kazuya returned a glare that hissed; "It's written all over your face." Dragunov only blinked, especially when the bubbly Chinese girl gave a cheer as she rolled the dice, getting a six and climbing a ladder that put her in first place.
Lili pouted at this; "That's not fair. I should win," but the Chinese girl only stood up and jumped around, patting her butt to tease the Monaco princess. "Anyway, it is your turn, Draggy," she sighed, giving the dice to the Spetnaz officer as Kazuya gave a small snicker at this exchange. Even as Dragunov gave her a cold glare, this did not faze the blonde who just gave him an even sweeter smile and batted her eyelashes.
Sergei wanted so much to crush the dice in his hand, but he was afraid that it was impossible- the Monaco princess had these dice made of diamond (and the board was made of high quality ore… platinum or gold I believe) after he had destroyed the last one… You see… Dragunov hated board games- or anything that required the use of the dice for that matter. Why? Well… See… Dragunov threw the dice furiously at the board and it, predictably, landed on a one- as usual. There was a tick in his eye as he saw this and he moved his piece once. He had been getting 'ones', 'twos' and 'threes' the entire game and was lagging behind the other players by a huge deal.
"You'll get a higher roll next time, Draggy, don't worry." Lili smiled, giving him a pat on the back, when the bubbly Chinese girl, Xiaoyu cut in; "That's the tenth time you told him that, Lili." This earned him a glare from both golden haired Monaco princess and zombie look-alike Russian spetnaz. Xiaoyu could handle Lili getting angry at her, but she was still a bit creeped out by Dragunov.
"Che. Women." Kazuya scoffed, rolling his eyes and throwing the dice, moving his piece five spaces forward and climbing up a flight of stairs.
Turn after turn, the others continued to make their way towards the finish line yet Dragunov's piece was barely half way through… And soon enough, all three were at the finish line; Dragunov, although he did not show it, was pissed.
"Can we go now? Sir-creepy-mccreeps-a-lot will never finish within the century even if he keeps rolling." Xiaoyu sighed, ready to get up on her feet when Lili pulled her back on her butt.
"No! We'll watch him finish!" she huffed, crossing her arms. "No one is leaving until then; leave no man behind!"
Sergei was a bit touched at the sentiment and was a bit irked as well that this stupid form of suffering would be prolonged. Still, he wasn't going to quit now that everyone had already finished, he took the dice and though silently; 'For Mother Russia' and he threw the dice upwards – it seemed like everything was moving in slow motion for a few seconds before landing on the ground… He had rolled a six.
"It's the end of the world!"
"Congratulations, Draggy!"
Sergei could have wept, but he didn't, because he was too epic for that. He moved his piece six spaces forward until… a snake… it placed him back to the start. Everyone was speechless; well, Kazuya was trying to stifle his laughter.
The game didn't continue after then nor did they ever play another board game, especially after Sergei had taken both diamond dice and golden board, and proceeded to shove them down Kazuya's throat…
Update! Wooottttt! And to make up for the uber late update, I'm putting up two chapters.