Author's Chapter Notes:

Jack just might keep from getting hit, if he can keep Sam laughing.

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Daniel was watching Jack and Sam having a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be a little bit wrong.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," Sam told Jack in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

Jack agreed, and insisted she go first. Daniel thought Jack had agreed just a little too quickly.

"I'm wrong," Sam said.

With a twinkle in his eye, Jack responded, "You're right!"

Daniel expected Sam to hit Jack, but instead she looked like she wanted to jump her husband, no matter if it had to be in front of Daniel. Daniel decided to just get up and leave as Jack began to return Sam's look. After all, Sam and Jack arguing was just foreplay.

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The day before Thanksgiving, Jack called Daniel in Egypt.

"Daniel, I've had enough, I've decided to leave Sam."

Daniel hysterically responded: "Jack, this cannot be happening. Don't do a thing until we get there to talk some sense into you!"

Daniel then called Vala, Cassie, Teal'c, Hammond, Walter, and even Cam who all became equally hysterical. Cassie even called: "Jack, we're not going to let this happen, you and Sam stay put, we'll be there tomorrow to work things out!"

Jack hung up the phone, looked at his wife and said: "Told you I could get everyone to come for Thanksgiving they're paying their own way." Sam reached as if she was going to hit him and Jack cringed, but she just patted his head for a job well done.

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Sam liked to mow the lawn because it helped her keep fit and she didn't like any housework being labeled man or woman's work to Grace. One Saturday afternoon, Jack was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching her mow the lawn.

Their neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at Jack, "You should be hung!"

Sam was about to intervene and let this woman know that just because she was a woman, it didn't mean she couldn't handle mowing the lawn, but before she could say a word Jack calmly replied, "I am. That's why she mows the lawn."

Sam couldn't help but burst out laughing as her neighbor huffed back to the house. Jack winked at her knowing that since made her outright laugh he wouldn't be in any danger of getting hit.

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Jack couldn't find Sam in the huge supermarket. He saw a gorgeous young blond, approached her and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The blonde tilted her head to the side and asked "Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

"Jack who are you talking to."

"Told yah" he winked at the blonde and turned to continue with shopping with his wife.

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One night, as Jack and Sam lay down for bed, Jack gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. Sam turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow." Jack, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his Sam again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Jack closed his eyes waiting for a whack in the head to come his way but Sam just said "Your getting away with it this time for amazing creativity, but don't expect any lenience next time.". . . 5 minutes later Jack asked "So is that a no?". Sam's arm swung. Whack! Well, he understood that he deserved it that time.

Chapter End Notes:

If you don't review my dog will go and steal your television remote so you have to change the channel the old fashioned way. And yes, I have trained him to do this