SHOOP DA WOOP!

An Aoirann crack One-shot. Takes place during Episode 7

Disclaimer: Aoirann does not own Full Metal Panic! Or the Internet. If he did he would be living Hawaii in the lap of luxury.

"SOUSUKE! THE LAMBDA DRIVER WORKS BY CHANNELING YOUR MENTAL IMAGES INTO REALITY!" Shouted Chidori into Kurz's radio.

"Any image? Over." Sousuke replied back over the radio.

"YES! ANY MENTAL IMAGE THAT'S STRONG ENOUGH!" Chidori screamed back.

"Oh good. I saw an fictional weapon on the Internet one day that should suffice to disable Gauron...Over."

Kurz started to sweat "Oh no! Please tell me he's not talking about what I think he is!"

Over the external speakers of Sousuke's arm Slave these words were heard. "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZA!"

Kurz whimpered out "He is talking about it..."

A White Glow started to appear in front of Sousuke and his Arm Slave. Gauron had only one thing to say in his Arm Slave. "Oh. Crap."

"BAWH!"