A/N: HOLY SHI-ZZZNITS! I have resurfaced!

*pelted with rocks and tomatoes* NOOOOOOO! *falls to the ground* I'm sorry… I have NO EXCUSES! Don't kill me because I paired OC's with some of the most loved characters… DON'T HURT ME OR BURN MEEEE! Okay, now I'm done spazzing… Sorry… Enjoy. (If possible…)


It was lunchtime when Ichigo Kurosaki nearly choked on his food as he saw Yuki Hitsugaya crossing over to where he was sitting with his friends. He also felt his heart sink when he saw her friends following her.

"Ichigo? Do you mind if we sit her? Our brothers thought it'd be funny if they took our lunch table," said Yuki.

"I don't mind, go ahead." Yuki beamed.

"Thanks!" she said as she plopped down across from him.

"Hey, Berry-bozu? Why're you blushing?" asked Yumikou.

"Eh? N-no reason!"

Aika raised an eyebrow.

"You don't blush without a reason, kid."


"None of your business!" he snapped back to Aika, "AND YOU SHUT UP, KEIGO!"

"It is my business if you like our friend!" she shot back. Ichigo's cheeks flamed.

"Oh-ho! So Aika was right?" asked Kaoru, "You better prove your worth if you wanna go out with our Yuki! I'm sure her brother would agree with us."

"You wanna fight or somethin'?" he asked angrily.

"I'll save you the embarrassment of losing to a girl!" Kaoru snorted.

"Just ask her out!" Mikazuki ordered, "Seriously, her cheeks match Renji's hair now."

"Hmm," Aika wondered aloud, "I wonder if he tastes like strawberries? Find out for me Yuki!"

"God, you guys are so DAMN ANNOYING!" Ichigo yelled at the retreating group of girls. Yuki laughed nervously.

"Heh, sorry about them," she said, "They just want the best for me." He snorted.

"Personally, I think they just wanted to humiliate me."

"That might have had something to do with it…" The bell rang and Yuki began getting up.

"Wait! Yuki!" Ichigo called, "I'll pick you up at 7:00!" She looked up at him.

"For what?"

"A 'Friendly Outing,'" he said smirking. She stared at him as he walked away. Slowly, a smile made it's way onto her features.

"YES!" she shouted giddily. Meanwhile, Aika poked her head around the corner.

"Guys, I think our plan worked!" The rest of the woman Soul Reapers shook each other's hands.

This mission was starting to become interesting.


"WAIT! KENNY WAIT!" Yumikou yelled.

"Kenny, just wait!" she growled. Kenpachi stopped.

"Yumikou, did you just… growl?"

"Yesh! And I succeeded in stopping you!" she said as she climbed onto his back, "ONWARD!" Yumikou yelled as she pointed straight ahead. He sighed as he shook the girl off of his shoulders.

"Yumikou, I was going to fight Ichigo today!" Kenpachi growled back. Yumikou shrugged her shoulders.

"I'll fight you Kenny." Kenpachi raised an eyebrow.

"You? Fighting me?" he questioned, "I dunno Yumikou, I don't wanna hurt you."

"Kenny, I'm not a 5th seat for nothing. Plus if you win, I'll do whatever you want for a day!"

"…And if you win?"

"You make me lunch for a week."


"Good! Let's get started! Show your true colors, Magureiatari!" Yumikou yelled. Soon, her sword dissolved into peacock like feathers, nearing Kenpachi slowly.

"Magureiatari? As in Magu?" he growled before smiling, "Lemme at him!"

"A melodic cacophony arose from the scene of the battlefield. Both opponents were drenched in sweat and blood. Yumikou smiling as if pain was as delicious as the sight of Kenpachi splattered with dirt and blood. Smirking, Kenpachi leapt forward, capturing the exotic beauty in front of him in a passionate ki-"

"Magu! Shut up!" Yumikou growled. Kenpachi stared at the Zanpakutou who was narrating just a few moments before.

"…Exotic beauty?" he grit out after a moment.

"Why of course! My owner is nothing if not exotic~!" Magu chirped happily, "Now as I was saying-"

"A passionate what?" Kenpachi asked again.

"Well if you'd just let me finish my sentence…" Magu huffed, "I'll tell you." Yumikou slapped her forehead.

"Magu, we were fighting. And I plan on winning. I will see Kenny in an apron," she swore, directing her previously forgotten feather-like wisps at Kenpachi, who smiled as one of the wisps slashed minor wound on his forearm.

"So you can cut me…" he laughed, "I didn't think ya had it in ya Yumikou! Oi… Yumikou?"

"Uuu-uuu…WAH! I'M SORRY KENNY! I'M SO SORRY! WAAAAAAH!" the girl wailed as Magureiatari sighed adoringly.

"Uh…Yumikou… It's a fight… We're supposed ta get ruffed up a bit…" Kenpachi grunted, awkwardly slinging a huge arm over the slender form of Yumikou.

"I c-c-c-cut you!" Yumikou lamented.

"Well…yeah…ya did…" the 11th squad captain answered.

"So I have to kiss it and make it better!" Yumikou said. Kenpachi was caught between running and just staying there.

"Huh?" he asked. Yumikou lifted the injured arm to her and placed a small kiss on the cut.

"Is it better, Kenny?" the girl asked smiling.


"No? Not to fear! Nurse Yumikou is here!" Yumikou giggled as she kissed the taut line that was Kenpachi's mouth.

"Well then," Magu said, "I'll just leave you two to your own devices…"

You didn't need to be a genius to figure out they hadn't heard.


"EUUUGH! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING PERV!" Kaoru screeched, shoving her older brother away from her. Aika cringed.

"What Imouto? I was huggin' ya!" Gin whined.

"Yeah, while groping my ass," she hissed. Gin's smirk widened to show his teeth.

"Sis, ya must be imaginin' things…" he replied. Kaoru glared at him.

"Doing vulgar things to your sister again?" a cold baritone voice asked. The temperature dropped a few degrees as Byakuya Kuchiki met Gin Ichimaru's squint.

"Aww, Kuchiki-taichou, don't go ruinin' other people's fun!" Gin giggled as he left the room. Byakuya's gaze nearly burned a hole into Kaoru as she stared back.

"Are ya planning on burning your initials into my forehead or something?" she asked sarcastically. Byakuya resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

"No, Ichimaru, that was not my intention."

"Then what the hell are you staring at," she growled, "my drop dead gorgeous looks?"


Kaoru stiffened.

"What was that?"

Byakuya's lips quirked upward slightly as he left the room.

"…What the hell just happened there?" Kaoru asked herself, "O-oi! Byakuya! Does this mean were becoming official! OI!"

Aika clamped her hands over her ears as she walked into the room.

"Kaoru, shouting will not make him respond to your question…" she said. Kaoru flipped the bird as she ran out of the room. Yumichika sighed.

"Oh Kaoru… Such a classy individual… No wonder they haven't made it public…" he commented.

"Yeah… The old farts in the Kuchiki Clan would all die simultaneously from shock. Or Kaoru would kill them…" Aika replied, "You know where Shuuhei went?"

"Not a clue."

"Damn. He's probably actually WORKING. Wish me luck, Yumi-chan!" she called as she ran out of the room.

"Luck is wished, Ai-chan."


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