This is for my friend, Bec (kind of obvious, yeah?).
It was written mostly in the four-minute train trip from Riversdale to Burwood on a thursday afternoon, coming home from School.
It began as a joke... don't take it too seriously- I realise this is close to Cat-heresy!

This is sung to the tune of Macavity.

Bec Whiting is the friendly sort
She is a loveable fool
Her mind follows no given law
She likes to break the rules.
She's the bafflement of all she meets,
But hey, She doesn't care
For when it concerns Bec Whiting
Then the sanity's not there!

Becca Whiting, Becca Whiting
There's no-one quite like Bec Whiting.
She's fallen into a stormdrain,
She's tripped into the gardening.
She takes a tumble and a fall
But does it with such flair!
And when it concerns Bec Whiting
Then the sanity's not there!

You may think she's flipped the loop
That question's sure up in the air...
For when it concerns Bec Whiting
Then the sanity's not there!

Bec Whiting is a pale blonde girl
She's very short and thin
You would know her if you saw her
For her eyes gleam from within.
Her mouth is smiling all the time
It's sure to light up the room
I've got a bunch of pictures when
In her mouth is a spoon.
I wouldn't ask why it's in her face
The answer will confuse
But when she tells the anecdote
You're sure to be amused!

Becca Whiting, Becca Whiting
There's no-one quite like Bec Whiting.
She makes you laugh she makes you smile,
She's also prone to fighting.
She has your best interests at heart
But I still say (with much care)
When it comes to sanity-
Bec Whiting's not all there!

She outwardly quite normal,
Although a tad 'round the bend...
But I wouldn't trade her for anybody-
She's my best friend.

And when she's going crazy
And she breaks into song
She starts a little dance
And I start to sing along!
And when she's high on sugar
Then folks begin to stare
'Cause when it comes to sanity-
Bec Whiting's not all there!

Becca Whiting, Becca Whiting
There's no-one quite like Bec Whiting.
No -one can replace her,
But someone could die trying.
She's unique in every shape and form
That might be a good thing there...
For when it comes to sanity-
Bec Whiting's not all there!

And they say a person's special
When you love them through and through,
(And trust me on this, Bec Whiting
For all I say is so true)
She's something truly amazing
My greatest living friend,
No matter what she says or does
I'm with her to the end!

Becca Whiting, Becca Whiting
There's no-one quite like Bec Whiting.
No -one can replace her,
But someone could die trying.
She's perfect just the way she is
I'm perfectly senciere
But when it comes to Bec Whiting then
Insanity-
Insanity-
Insanity!
Insanity-

When it comes to Bec Whiting
The sanity's not there!


Dedicated to my dearest Becca-
Told you I love you!