This is for my friend, Rosie (kind of obvious, yeah?).
It was written mostly While chatting on Gmail to her.
It began as a joke... don't take it too seriously- I realise this is close to Cat-heresy!

The bestest of buddies
Have nothing on me
And Rosemary Errol
We are supreme!

And they all say-

It's true there never
Was there ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

She goes by the name of Rosie-
But Rosemary fits in better
Perhaps she will forgive me
Or I'll have to cop it later!
She can talk for the longest of times
If you were late- now you're even later!

She can tell you a story once
Then she'll tell it to you twice
And if you don't stop her she might just
Tell it to you thrice!

But sometimes she is quiet
And you don't even notice she's here
It is sometimes a long while
'Till you realize she had appeared

You're chatting on Gmail
But then- she's gone!
She's logged onto Youtube
Watching Charlie Unicorn!

And we all say-

It's true there never
Was there ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

It's true there never
Was there ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

It's true there never
Was there ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

She works pretty hard at school-
But throws paper at me in Maths
And later, in the afternoon
She can always make me laugh

And she helps me when I am stuck
But still fits in time for a joke
And I know that with her I never can err
Our friendship's going for broke!

When she grins a little madly
I know she's had some chocolate
And I take shelter hurriedly
Before it is too late

For, when she has sugar
One never can tell
If she'll spin 'round for hours
Or just for a spell…

But I still say-

It's true there never
Was there ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

Rosemary!

For, when she has sugar
One never can tell
If she'll spin 'round for hours
Or just for a spell…

But I'll always say-

It's true there never
Will be ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

It's true there never
Will be ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

It's true there never
Will be ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

It's true there never
Will be ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

It's true there never
Will be ever
A friend much better than
Rosie- yes, Rosemary Errol

Everyone know this now-
Rosemary is
The bestest, the finest
The only Rosie!


Dedicated to my favourite Rosie-
Told you I love you!

This is sung to the tune of Mister Miostoffolees.