This is my first Fanfic so be nice. This is for Fenstrider who has been begging me to write it.

10 ways to annoy the Cullens

Pour glitter all over yourself and run around the house saying "look I'm Edward Cullen!"

Tell Edward that while he was gone Jacob imprinted on Bella and didn't tell her.

Ask Alice to replace all of Edward's clothes with Rosalie's before he goes on a date with Bella.

Set Rosalie up on a blind date with Jacob.

Kidnap Bella and tell Edward she is with Jacob.

Invite the werewolves over for a sleep over while the Cullens are out of town the day before they get back(make sure they break things.)

Kidnap Alice and tell Jasper that she left him for Alistair. Watch his face when you tell him they went to Las Vegas to get married.

Get Jacob to steal all of Alice's shoes and hide them. Buy exact copies and have Edward and Bella burn them. watch Alice's face when she gets home.

Tell Emmet that Jasper is better than him. Kindly mention that is probably why Rosalie left him for Jasper.

Have Rosalie replace all of Bella's cloths with Jasper's right before she goes shopping with Alice.

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