Ten ways to annoy Jasper

Tell him Alice ran off with Jacob.

Have Alice and Rosalie make him wear a sailor suit.

Tell him you love him and that you killed Alice.

Kill Alice and tell him it was Edward.

Set him up to go on a blind date with Leah.

Tell Alice to make him wear a dress.

Try to get him to eat a steak at a steak house. Act surprised when they bring out a wooden steak.

Take him to the mall for a shopping day. Ask him if something would look good on you every ten minutes.

Tell him that Emmet is better than him. Kindly mention that is probably why Alice left him for Emmet.

Switch his cloths with Bella's before her wedding.