4Momo (yes. This is me): haruhi chan ! haruhi chan!
Haruhi: eh?! What is it?
Momo: can you do the disclaimers for me? Pwidy pls!
Haruhi: eh?! Why me?
Momo: cuz aren't you the main character? Plus this chapter is more about you anyway! So plssss.!
Haruhi: (sigh) fine. (turns to face you)
This girl does not own me or any of the characters (except for the OC) in this fanfiction. all of us are rightfully owned by bisco hatori-sensei. This is her first ouran fic so please be kind. Reviews and comments are welcomed. Even flames are ok…
There. Happy?
Momo: ! (hugging haruhi ) now...on to the story !
1. her arrival
Haruhi put down the cup of earl grey tea that she was drinking. Amidst all of chatter that was going on on her table, haruhi was quiet with thought. The girls in her table were the 'usuals'- usulas being the girls who regularly designate her ( although, after all the time they spent with her, they still don't kknow that haruhi is actually a girl) they were all talking about the upcoming field trip to france with obvious excitement in their voices.
" I actually bought a whole new wardrobe for the occasion!" said pigtailed girl sitting beside haruhi.
" oh ? isn't that a bit to extravagant for just a single event? Wont 2 or 3 ensembles do?" said the long haired sensible looking lady to the right of haruhi.
Then a girl with long brown hair piped in " I heard that the weather there is unpredictable, so I think that buying a whole wardrobe is a practical investment. Isn't that right haruhi-san?"
All three of them looked at haruhi who mind seemed to be in someplace far away.
When it lokked like haruhi was not about to answer, the three of them looked at each other. It was rare for haruhi to be spacing out., in fact it seemed almost impossible.
" um…haruhi-san?" the first girl said, a little louder than earlier. Haruhi looked up
" huh? sorry, what were you saying?"
"umm…excuse me haruhi-san"the long haired girl said " you seem to be worried about something. Would we be of some help?"
" no, I'm sorry for spacing out. I'm just fine. I was just a bit tired." Haruhi replied
" would you like to get some rest then?" the first girl asked.
"no . I'm fin ereally. Pls. continue on with what you were saying."
"oh ! alright then" the third girl was quick to reply " so I was saying, I myself ….."
Haruhi got back to her thoughts. Sure she rarely daydreams on the job, but she does have a reason. It's just that what happened an hour ago was just enough for this host's natural apathy to be taken away for just a second.
( flashback )
An hour before the opening of the club, tamaki announced that they were having a meeting.
" my dear followers it , I am here to announce to you with deep sorrow that our dear club is facing a very hard time. " tamaki emotionally exclaimed.
All of them had faces that either said " what the hell " or " get on with it you baka dono"
" here is mama to tell you all about the current situation!"
" mama being me?" kyouya thought . He then went to stand in front of the group .
" as all of you may have thought , the situation isn't really as bad as our prince was saying…"
Looks of " of course it wasn't " was trailed on all of the faces of the members except for tamaki who exclaimed " of course it was! "
" …. It was just that a new set of school rules has been made by the student council and they found that our club contradicts one of said rules. If we do not obey this new rule, the council will automatically shut down our club."
" ehhh?" everyone exclaimed. " see ! I told you so!" said tamaki.
"but the rule itself isn't really that hard to obey, so there really isn't any reason to panic."
" may I ask then sempai ,what is this new rule?" said haruhi .
" it is good that you asked , since this rule concerns you more than any of us." Replied kyouya. " eh?!" said the confused haruhi.
" the new rule is:" kyouya read it out from his folder
" "each club organized at the ouran campus should equally accommodate both male and female students at large, as well as have both male and female members for clubs whose number of members exceeds that of five (5). ' it basically means that they want us to put a girl in the club"
"what ? as a hostess?" kaouru asked.
"that's the fastest way to put it." Kyouya replied.
" well then we don't have a problem now do we. We already have haru-chan" hani happily said (with floating flowers in the background).
" " weeEEll " " the twins said in chorus.
" nobody really knows that …" hikaru said.
" our dear haruhi is a girl !" kaouru said.
" not a problem! We can just re-introduce her as a girl in some sort of bIg debut party with lots of sweets and cakes and cream! " said hani excitedly and afterwards asked for even more cake.
" what hani-sempai said was actually one of my initial plans." Kyouya continued
" a debut ball for the female haruhi would surely rake in the cash and would clear our problem with the student counsil, though I never intended to put thet much sweets …anyway for now, its haruhi's decision if .if she says no we do have an alternative…"
Everyone on the room looked at haruhi.
Hani with his big eager eyes hoping for a positive answer which he knows will result to a mound of cake he will get to eat.
Mori with eyes that seems as expressionless as always but with the tiniest nit of curiosity lingering in them.
Kyouya hoping for the same answer as the one hani wants knowing that with it he would be getting more customers, more merits and more cash. The only downside to it is the mountain of cake that hani is expecting.
Tamaki almost crying , knowing that if his dear beloved daughter said 'yes' hundreds of guys will be able to approach her and might take them away from him.
Kaoru smiling slightly, ready for the show unfolding in front of him.
And hikaru , who normally looks identical to his brother, seemed a bit worried . a slight touch of confusion and "being pissed' can be seen in his normally cool face.
Haruhi did not answer without all this unnoticed.
"…..uh…umm…then…what's the other option…if I say no that is…?"
" I thought that , seeing how smart you are, I didn't need to say it but…"
Adjusts his glasses " the other choice is we could find another girl we could put inside the club with enough potential to become a host or we could just leave things be until they forcefully disband us. And we don't want that do we.."
He looked at haruhi with his evil glare of his.
(haruhi sweat dropped)
" haru chan!" hani sempai turned to haruhi " finding a girl on such short notice will be a bit though don't you think? And we don't want the club disbanded now do we?"
"the decision is all up to you now" kyouya said again with his glare.
" wait just a moment. I will not just stand here unnoticed !" tamaki exclaimed. Sure enough while tamaki was ranting his heart out in the background, the rest of the hosts were having their conversation.
" don't I have a say in this? She is my beloved daughter after all. And who do nyou all think is the president of this club?"
Finally looking up and noticing tamaki, kyouya replied.
" well it is true that we shouldn't leave you out of this, but if haruhi says yes then you cant do anything about it."
"but"
"so whats youre answer?" kyouya asked haruhi completely ignoring tamaki again.
"eh…ummm" haruhi mumbled glancing a bit towards hikaru. " can you guys give me some time to think about it ? maybe tomorrow ?"
" before the end of the day . and that's final. " kyouya instantly replied.
Is that supposed to be a threat? Haruhi thought.
"also before we open up. I have to tell you guys that we will be having a very important guess so we should…" kyouya looked around the now busy room "no one is listening to me anymore are they."
Everyone was getting ready to open shop , kyouya was still speaking however. I better listen thought haruhi, but instead she approaches the quiet hikaru , who at that moment was not with his brother.
" hey. What's up? You seem worried"
" huh ? its nothing ." hikaru replied, but haruhi knew better.
" do you not want me to be presented as a girl in front of a bunch of people from campus?"
" huh? no its…its fine . do whatever. I mean we don't want to close down don't we ?."
" no. but.."
" well that's it then" hikaru walked away towards his twin brother.
" all right my followers its time to greet the lovely ladies who came to see us today!"
Announced the ever emotional prince whose mood suddenly lifted.
( end of flashback )
Haruhi cant help but feel worried about this. Normally she would have said yes almost instantly. What was the problem or re debuting as a girl?
But then she , that look of hikaru is troubling her ( plus , tamaki would never shut up about it afterwards ). She has to admit though , she and hikaru have become quite close these days. She really doesn't want to ruin that relationship.
Wait.
What was she thinking about? What relationship?
" haruhi ! "
She was snapped back to consciousness by a the third girl calling out to her.
" boy haruhi, you really seem dazed today."
"ah. No. forgive me for spacing out again" haruhi replied which she threw together with her signature smile.
The girls could've melted on the spot.
" i-its alright haruhi. Um ( still a bit dazed by haruhi's smile) …about the trip , you know there's going to be a dance when we get there so , would you mind if..if you dance with us?" the girl asked expectantly.
" me too haruhi kun!" shoted the first girl
" I would like to dance with you too haruhi san" the second one said.
( haruhi sweat dropped )
"I'm sorry ladies, but I'm not even sure yet if I'm going or not. So as of now I have to decline your offers as much I want to dance with all of you. My apologies"
" awwwwww" all three of them said in disappointment.
" I really am sorry ( I don't have the luxury to make a passport right now, let alone the school trip fee) " she said with a dazzling half pout half smile.
The three almost melted again, "its alright, really!"
They were now closing farewell each of their last customers.
"sempai" haruhi turned to kyouya. " why is it that were closing early?
" " yeah. Why are we " " the twins asked.
" not that were complaining" hkaru added.
( a vain appeared on kyouya's forehead, but his face was still cool and calm)
"If you all were listening to me earlier, you wouldn't have to ask."
" you see, my dear daughter and little devils , we have a very special mademoiselle arriving this afternoon . she has , in fact , designated all of us I advance and wished to see us all first time in private." Tamaki gracefully said
(kyouya: hey. They asked me didn't they?)
" ah " all three of them said.
" well . what are we all standing around for. Lets get the place ready. Chop chop."
Just then a knock on the door was heard. An old man in a tuxedo walked in the room.
"milady is now here" he said with a rough voice most men his age have.
" ah. Youre here , pls let her enter" kyouya said.
When the door was opened at its widest , red roses flooded out of the room and went around the girl who was about to enter who was also greeted with the clubs famous and irreplaceable opening phrase " irashaimase" .
Then, just as the red roses came out of the room, roses of the blackest shade rushed into the room. And with it was an even darker aura entered the room.
All of the hosts were surprised except for kyouya and tamaki.
" I present to you all, " the old man started to announce
" lady Melany del Illiesville has now arrived " he said with a bow.
haruhi's pov
I look up at the figure emerging from the door.
It seems that the all the aura and roses were coming out from her, but in a good way.
It may be dark and mysterious, but it's not like the aura that nekozawa sempai has.
Did he just say melany? Is she American?
And then I saw her.
She looked just like a doll. Or maybe an angel.
But that cant be. She's dressed in full black.
She had raven colored hair, long and straight.
Her eyes were big , but at that moment they were only half opened. She looked kind of bored because of that. They were blackish – dark purleish .
She was nice and thin and was no taller than hani sempai .
Kyouya sempai approached her.
" melany, welcome."
"ah, kyouya onii-san. It's been a while" she replied before being crushed in a tamaki bear hug.
" oh my dear darling cousin, how long has it been?" tamaki exclaimed.
" eeeeeeeeehhhhhh" almost all of us said all at once.
" tamaki- oniichan , were not cousins how many times do I have to say that" she said with very little emotion.
" melany's mother is the cousin of tamai's" kyouya sempai explained to us.
" my mealny chan! Let me introduce to you the members of my humble club"
Tamaki sempai said.
Though, I would never call this club HUMBLE.
Tamaki said each of our names while gesturing to the person . she followed his gaze and gave a curt nod for each of us.
I was called last.
she was about to nod at me when she suddenly stopped. Of course our favorite king of the ignoramus did not notice this as he started talking again about the wondrous things he would like to do with her while here in the club.
She continued to stare at me and then , to my utter surprise her eyes grew big ( just like hani sempai's whenever he sees a cake in front of him.)
She started walking towards me – what the hecks happening?
She stopped right in front of me, we were like 5 inches apart – ok I'm getting really freaked out now!
And then she smiled.
She looked like a total doll…except ..
" ONEECHANNNN!" she yelled.
" WHAT?!" I said with disbelief
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Momo: so that's it forchapter one! Hope you guys liked it !
Pls. review !ow pwidy pwidy pwees! Onegaiii!
Haruhi: hey wait!
momo: comments, suggestions and criticisms are much appreciated.!
Haruhi: hey wait ! what the heck did you mean by my and hika-
Momo: (ignores haruhi) flames?
Well if you must…..
Haruhi: HEY!
Momo: well that's it for now! ^.^
Haruhi: oi!