Hey people. I'm trying to become a beta, yep. So here's the oneshot, yep. Uh huh. Visit my profile! It'll tell you some important things…. Like a muffin and other baked goods shop XD jk
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own HP, and never will. Nor will I ever own Spongebob. Man, I want some sugary cereal…..
"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! O-M-GEEEEE!" A 17-year-old boy named Harry screamed. Him and his friends were searching for horcruxes, and his chocolate pie was missing.
Ron and Hermione ran into the room with their wands out.
"What?" Hermione yelled.
Then Harry started to sing, "Where, oh, where, is my chocolate pie? When did you eat iiiittt? Oh, where, oh, where, is my chocolate pie? Was it RON WEASLEY?"
Then Ron started to scream and run around in circles.
"THE HASHSLINGINGSLASHER! AHHH! ALERT SQUIDWARD!" After Ron screamed that, a portal opened up and Spongebob Squarepants stepped out with a pirate.
"Sing with meee!" Spongebob yelled.
There wasn't anybody in Europe, wizard or not, that did not know the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. So, everyone sang, the pirate in the lead.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Yellow, absorbent and porous is he!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish..
Then jump on the deck and flop like a fish..
*Dudududuh dudu duhduh!*
"Cheese! Blue! Red! Twinkly lightssssss!" Ron screamed.
"Is he always like that?" Spongebob asked.
"Yeah, his doctors and therapists just don't know what's wrong with him.." Harry sighed. His best friend would always be insane.
"Can I beat him with a stick?" Asked the sponge.
"Yes. Actually, let's all beat him with sticks! Not just any sticks… cinnamon sticks!" Hermione squealed in delight at this idea. Then she realized something.
"We need to go get them though…" Hermione then burst into tears.
"Hermione! We're not MUGGLES! We don't go to the cinnamon sticks, the cinnamon sticks come to us."