A/N: Gahhh. Chapter five! Two more after this! Ahhh!

Disclaimer: Nope. I still don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter Five: Luna Scamander and Rolf Scamander

"Hello, everyone," Luna said, welcoming the group into the room, "How's it…" she waved her hand around like she was shooing away a fly, "how's it going?"

"Good," Ginny answered, bouncing James up and down in her arms.

Luna waved her hands around some more, "Go away you stupid nargles!" She shouted, "I have people over!" She waved her hands around. "Sorry, they aren't listening today. Rolfie, can you take care of them for me?"

"Of course, Lovie," he said, going into a cabinet and taking out a can of what looked like wasp spray but said "Nargle-Be-Gone" on it. He sprayed it all over the place and then put it back in the cabinet. It didn't smell like anything, but the room was tinted blue.

"Thank you," Luna said she looked at James in Ginny's arms, "The boys are getting big," she said looking over at Albus in Harry's arms.

"Yes, they are," Ginny said.

"Dum!" James shouted, "Dum!"

"Down?" Ginny asked. James nodded vigorously and Ginny put him down.

"Don! Don!" Albus cried in Harry's arms. Harry put him down and he chased after James.

"So," Luna said. She stopped talking and waved her arm around again. She stood up and started running around. "Roflie!" She screamed, "Help!" She said, falling to the ground and rolling around, "Nargles go away!" She cried, "Go away! You're hurting me!" Harry and Ginny looked at each other and looked back at Luna. The boys were racing to her, trying to save her, "Le'go!" She shouted, "I'm prego!"

"Really?" Harry asked.

Luna got up, "Yes," She said, "And it's a good thing nargles don't hurt those who are pregnant. Man, or Woman."

A/N: I really do love it ending (^)_(^) do you?