37A/N: This is my favorite chapter. Lol. I love it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
Chapter Six: Winky and Kreacher.
"I have a message for oldest master Potter!" Winky said entering the burrow with a pop.
"Hello, Winky," James said, smiling at the house elf.
"Hello, Master James," Winky said, "Where is oldest master Potter?"
"In his study," James said. There was a pop and this hideous, old, gnarly looking house elf appeared looking angry.
"Master Potter is mine," he snarled.
"Who're you?" James asked.
"Your house elf," he said. "Kreacher."
"Oh," James said, going along with the nut-job.
"May I go see Master Potter?" Winky asked.
"Master Potter is mine," Kreacher said. He pulled Winky's ear and dragged her around the room.
"Ouch! Master Potter! Stop him! Master Potter!" Winky screamed. Al came in the room and his mouth dropped open at the sight of the two house elves and he dropped his pumpkin pasty.
"Al, that's a waste," James said, running over and picking up the pumpkin pasty.
"What's that?" Al asked, pointing to Kreacher.
"The Ugly one's name is Kreacher," James said, looking at his brother, "The other one's Winky if you didn't notice." James opened up the Pumpkin pasty and stated eating it.
"What're they doing?" Al asked.
"Fighting over Dad," James replied.
"Winky! Break free!" Al shouted.
"Shout 'le'go I'm prego!'" James suggested, "it works everytime!"
"Le'go I'm prego!" Winky shouted, "le'go I'm prego! Le'go I'm prego! Le'go I'm prego! Le'go I'm prego!"
Kreacher didn't let go, he just continued pulling Winky, who was now in tears.
"Le'go! I'm prego!" She cried loudly. There were a set of light footsteps and set of heavy footsteps coming from up stairs.
"Go winky!" James shouted.
"What the hell?" Teddy asked, looking at the scene. "Isn't that Kreacher?"
"You know him?" James asked.
"Yeah," Teddy said, "met him ages ago; figured he was dead."
"Let go of Winky!" Lily screamed, "Let go!" She cried, falling to her knees, "let go of Winky!"
"Le'go! I'm prego! Le'go! I'm prego!" Winky screamed. There were more foot steps coming down the stairs.
"Le'go! I'm prego! Le'go! I'm prego! Le'go! I'm prego!" Winky screamed some more.
"What in the name of Merlin..." Harry said from behind the kids. His hair was messed up and his T-shirt was on backwards. Ginny looked pretty messy too.
"Winky! Kreacher!" Ginny exclaimed.
"Stop it, now," Harry demanded. Kreacher let go of Winky and she fell on the floor. She stood up, stopping her tears. "What is it Winky?" Harry asked.
"Master Potter," she said. Kreacher growled at the statement. She took an envelope out of her rags and handed it to Harry, "this."
"Thank you. Now, Kreacher, what is going on?" Harry asked.
"She called you Master Potter," he said, pointing a finger at Winky.
"Yes, she did," Harry said, "No go get me that Plymouth Rock," Harry said. Kreacher nodded and Disapeared.
"Plymouth rock?" James questioned.
A/N: Lol. I always like how I end these things. They make me laugh. Lol. Is that sad? Probably. Why don't you tell me in a review!