This is my second story. Wow it took this long to start this one. Oh well. I came up with this story at school one day while thinking about...well...Naruto. I'm happy that I've finally started it. Anywho, I'm going to force-I mean let Itachi do the disclaimer.

Itachi: Why me? Hawkfur the Ninja does not own Naruto.


Ari skipped along humming a random tune. Since her eyes were closed, it was no surprise that she ran into somebody. Except that that person just happened to be Orochimaru. The box in his arms was now open on the ground and a cobra was quickly slithering out.

"Eddie!"cried Orochimaru after his beloved snake ( which he had only had for about a week).

"Oops," said Ari.

"Oops? OOPS?!" yelled Orochimaru. "you just made me loose..."

But as was the nature of Ari, she wasn't paying attention, so while Orochimaru was ranting instead of doing the SMART thing and going after his snake, Ari started digging in the ground with her shovel ( yes she carries a shovel around with her). It was several minutes before Orochimaru noticed the hole in front of him.

"Why are you digging?" asked a slightly annoyed Orochimaru.

""Cause I felt like it," said Ari.

"Why did you fe- holy crap, how did you manage to dig a hole five feet deep in under six minutes?"

"Because I'm crazy."

"This is why I hate children," mumbled Orochimaru.

"Hey look, a worm!" said Ari suddenly. She climbed out of the hole with a worm squirming around in her hands.

"Hey, why don't you take this home with you. I looks a lot like a snake, only smaller."

"No,no. I hate worms."

"Why?"

"Because they are slimy and weird and I hate the fact that they're so darn small."

"but they're cute."

"Um, shouldn't a girl like you be saying that about bunnies? But.. then again, you aren't a normal girl."

"Hey!" yelled Ari. At first Orochimaru thought she was insulted, until he saw that in her hands were many other worms. "I found more worms!"

No one knows why exactly Ari did what she did, but she threw the worms at Orochimaru, who proceeded to scream like a little girl.

As for theories as to why Ari threw the worms, some people think that she was abducted by aliens who performed experiments on her brain. Others think it was a full moon at the time. But the most accepted theory is that on the craziness scale of 1 to 10, Ari is a 28.


Ari is probably the only OC who will appear pretty regularly. There will be others who represent my friends, the idiot guys in my class, and other parts of my personality. As for who Ari represents, she represents the crazy part of my personality, only she is much, much crazier.