What if... Harry Potter was a girl? This:

All the events of the story would be changed so instead of liking Cho she likes Cedric instead of Ginny it's Ron. She can sue Malfoy for sexual harrasment. Here's another thing, you think the series is Angsty? Immagine the angst monster PMSing! Voldemort would have died the first time around! Beware female fury!

Ehh, yeah. Crack! As usual a bit shorter than usual I'll probably change it later so it's longer anyways I apologize to any females offended, but, Harriet would kick their asses way faster than the male counter part!